we are bad boys

Early the next morning, I opened my eyes in a daze, with a headache that was killing me. I was about to sit up with difficulty, when I suddenly found that there was a person lying under my hand, and I turned my mother’s head to look. I saw Wang Mumu, who was drooling, sleeping soundly.

At the first moment, I lifted the quilt and saw that the pants were still on, and I breathed a sigh of relief. I pinched my nose and kicked Wang Mumu hard.

"You are fucking sick! Why are you kicking me?" Wang Mumu fell to the ground and cursed loudly.

Just as I was about to retort, I actually saw that there was another person where Wang Mumu was lying just now, it was the skinny chicken intestines.

This guy is already foaming at the mouth, I don’t know why he fell asleep, I am at least 140 ten catties, Wang Mumu also has about 130, this 200 catties, I don’t know how long the chicken intestines are pressed time.

"Paralyzed! You killed someone!! I have to report it!! This matter has absolutely nothing to do with me!" Wang Mumu stared at his ignorant eyes and immediately disregarded the relationship.

"You fucking idiot, you committed a crime together, we did it together, report it to your sister! You give him artificial respiration!" I kicked the chicken intestines again, and then stood up in a daze.

"Uh... who told me... I haven't slept so comfortably for a long time... Last night I dreamed that I was a monkey grandson!! I was crushed in Wuzhishan for 500 years!! Just fucked I met Tang Seng!! I just feel like someone kicked me!!" With a face as green as chicken intestines, he stretched his waist.

"This b is Superman, don't explain!" I was speechless.

"Chang Ziang, tonight, if you lift the bed up and get under the bed, you can still have this dream...!" Wang Mumu persuaded him kindly.

The three of us were chatting. Brother Xu knocked on the door, and then heard a knock on the door outside. Before I opened the door, Chenchen brought Brother Xu in.

"How did you sleep last night?" Brother Xu's eyes were a little red, his beard was unshaven, and he was a little depressed.

"I became a monk for no reason...!" I chattered.

"Today, to meet the new boss, Xiaofei, Leilei, and Li Meng will come with me once. The others are injured and rest at home, waiting for news!!" Brother Xu said to us with a smile.

"Brother, have you seen this new boss?" Since I called Brother Xu, I was a little curious about the new boss.

"No, I haven't heard Brother Hei mention it, nor have I seen it!" Brother Xu said shaking his head.

"Is that safe? We don't know him either?"

"We are safe now no matter what, hehe, because we have nothing left, hurry up to wash your face and brush your teeth, and dress smarter!" Brother Xu walked out after finishing speaking, calling Li Meng to go.

After listening to what Brother Xu said, I didn’t ask any more. Brother Xu was right. We have nothing now, so it’s the most fucking safe. I washed my face, then picked up the new clothes Sister Baby bought for us, and put them on. up.

After washing and dressing up, I stole Wang Mumu's eyes and put them on, and suddenly felt that I am fucking handsome again...

I said hello to Wang Mumu and the others, and then went to Leilei's room, and saw that Leilei was still wearing a trench coat, making it look like the fucking Matrix, very cool.

"Brother, do you have a gun?" Leilei basically never leaves his gun now, and he is closer than his wife's daughter-in-law.

"No need, let's go home!" Brother Xu said after getting dressed and shaking his head.

The four of us packed up and went downstairs. I was responsible for driving the bully and continued my career as a full-time driver...

"Where to go?"

"The Prosperous Dynasty!!"

I turned on the navigation, stirred for a while, and found that Shengshi Dynasty is not far from us at all, or in other words, this place is a bit too small...

There was no talking all the way, and in more than 20 minutes, we arrived at Shengshi Dynasty. The location we are in is a bar street. This area gathers entertainment halls, billiard rooms, ktv, bathing centers...almost all entertainment Can be seen everywhere.

And this Shengshi Dynasty is the most dazzling, with a total of five floors, and the decoration is extremely luxurious. On the huge plaque, it is written: "The Shengshi Dynasty Entertainment Club!"

"It seems that our new boss has a high status here, and he is very impressive!" Brother Xu praised with a smile.

"So what if you have a high status, take us seriously, I treat him as the boss, if you take us as a basket, you see, if I stab him, it will be over if he doesn't bleed!" , has no feelings, and he only obeys Brother Xu.

"Don't talk nonsense, honestly, do you hear me, or you can go back!" Brother Xu said helplessly.

"I think Leilei is right. We're new here, we're too weak, it's not good, we have to clean up when we have to!" Li Meng looked at Leilei with a smile.

"Master, mighty!" Leilei said with a smile.

"Ha ha!"

"Master Lei, you are overbearing!" Li Meng laughed loudly and agreed.

The two began to flatter each other, but from Li Meng's words, he did not regard Leilei as a younger brother, but put Leilei in the same generation as him. It seems that these two people really appreciate each other , has nothing to do with age, the strong will always be respected.

"Don't cause trouble, you two, get out of the car!" Brother Xu had nothing to do with these two people, muttered, opened the door and got out of the car.

I locked the car, took a look at Brother Xu, and then slowly said, "Brother...won't you make a call?"

"Hehe... I have already informed him... There is no one at the door... It seems that we really don't take us seriously. Since no one came to pick us up, let's not bother them, let's go in!" Brother Xu Although he was smiling, his face was not very pretty.

We are all very angry, no matter what, we are so far away, we have come here, and we should be greeted, there is not even a hello welcome at the door, borrowing Song Dandan's words, this mother is too disrespectful …

We all pulled our faces together and walked towards Shengshi Dynasty. After passing the revolving door, we finally saw someone who was panting. A security guard came over and asked with eyebrows horizontally: "Which one of you is Daxu?" ?”

"I'm!"

"Come with me!"

The security guard squinted his eyes, listened to something disdainful, and then walked towards the elevator without looking back. Seeing this silly expression, Leilei started to curl his lips again, but I firmly held him back.

A few of us got on the elevator, and after a while, we came to the top floor. The security guard led us to the door of a chess and card room. The security guard pushed the door in and said to the people inside, "Brother! !"

As soon as the security guard finished speaking, the four people sitting in the room all looked like us.