we are bad boys

In the ward, five men wrapped in gauze held their breath, looking at each other from the corner of their eyes from time to time, the atmosphere was rather strange.

"Fuck you, you haven't plucked most of your legs!" Wang Mumu sat on the hospital bed, his thighs were red, and a newspaper was placed in front of him, all of which were blackened leg hairs.

"Grass! Chicken intestines, you fucking owe me more than a million leg hairs!! Wait, I'll go downstairs and buy you a pair of pliers! Today I have to get you all over without a single hair!!" Wearing gauze, with the poker in his hand, he cursed very angrily.

"Please call him Mister. **, thank you!!" Wang Mumu also gave the chicken intestines a western name.

"A bunch of idiots, Fight the Landlord, fight with five people, you are the only one who can come up with it! I won't play!" Dakang's patience was finally worn out.

"If you don't have fun, what were you thinking when you fucking plucked my leg hair!" Chenchen was not happy anymore.

"I'll sell it to you! Is it okay if you don't play?"

"Wang Mumu, you idiot, I gave you a wink just now, but you couldn't see it!!"

"Get out of here! Your eyes look like the second child Wu next door, making you look like a goat, can I fucking understand that?"

"I'll fucking kill you!!"

"..."

The ward was completely chaotic. A few patients fought violently. They stayed in the hospital for two days. They had nothing to do every day. They were going crazy, so they played poker when they had nothing to do. But each of these people was poorer than the other. In the end, Wang Mumu made a bad move. The loser plucked the leg hair, and the game was relatively large, 1 plucked, so now several people, the body is very clean, and the inside of the crotch is also very clean...

"I fucking want to play, they don't take me, why do you think?" Leilei asked me quite bored.

"Because...they are afraid that you will be accidentally dragged away...!" I tried my best to explain.

"I have to find something for these kids, or the fuck will let that kid Wang Mumu abduct him...!" Li Meng said earnestly, smoking a cigarette.

"Well, tonight, I will contact the person introduced by brother Hei, and I have to trouble you and Liu Li to rent a bigger house. It must be bigger. It doesn't matter how much the money is. If you can't live in it!!" Brother Xu sat down On the stool, he said to Li Meng.

"It's easy to say, I'll go now!" Li Meng nodded and said with a smile.

"Here's the money!" Brother Xu took out his bank card.

"No need, I still have some, you can keep it, it's not enough, tell me!!" Li Meng patted Brother Xu on the shoulder, turned around and took Liu Li away.

I found that I like Li Meng more and more. He is a man who advances and retreats when doing things. Get hot.

In private, the one we discussed the most was Li Meng. Everyone had a good impression of him, so what he said basically had the same weight as Brother Xu, and we all listened to him more.

Even Leilei, a super war criminal, admired him a lot, because after Leilei came out of the detention center, he was picked up by Li Meng and lived with Li Meng for a while.

"Beep ring ring!"

Just as Li Meng left, Brother Xu's phone rang. Brother Xu glanced at the number and immediately grinned. I could tell that this was the happiest time he had smiled during this period of time.

"Daughter-in-law, are you back?" Brother Xu answered the phone and asked impatiently.

"What? You're outside! Really! You wait for me!" Brother Xu hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

"Baby sister?" Leilei asked.

"And your wife!!" Brother Xu smiled and patted Leilei on the head.

Leilei was stunned for a moment, then spread his legs and ran outside, his speed was comparable to that of Xiangfei.

"Look, this kid is in a hurry...!" Brother Xu said so, but he couldn't slow down, twisting his buttocks, and started to race away.

"Grass...they are all the same thing!" I muttered and followed out.

When I came outside, Leilei hugged Zhang Meng who was crying bitterly, and Brother Xu looked at Sister Baobao who was a bit haggard.

"I thought...you don't want me anymore...!" Zhang Meng said sobbing.

"You are my relative, how could I not want you, don't cry... It's not good to cry!" Leilei comforted Zhang Meng's hair in a low voice.

Brother Xu looked at Sister Baobao, opened his arms, and said with a smile, "Come here! Let me hug you!"

"Damn it! You still know I'm a wife!" Although Sister Baobao said so, she still walked over and hugged Brother Xu's shoulder.

"I made you suffer...!"

"What's the use of saying this, who made me Zhang Xu's wife!!"

When I saw these two couples hugging and kissing each other on the street, I immediately felt jealous and cursed secretly: "Indecent!"

"****, Sister Baby! Did you bring this car here?!" I said in shock, looking at the almost invisible Audi 100.

"Yeah! What's the matter? Brother Xu, please tell me that you must bring this car here, and I will come here!" Sister Baobao explained to me.

"I said brother! What do you want her to do with this broken car! Sister Baobao is driving this car, you are not afraid of something happening!" I kicked the Audi 100, almost knocking off the bumper.

"Give me 1000 million yuan for this car, and I won't sell it. What do you know! Drive out quickly, fix it for me, and take care of it!" Brother Xu said impatiently to Sister Baobao.

"My dear brother! I am also a little famous big brother! Can you give me some face, you can let me repair the bicycle, but don't repair this car!" I shook my head and refused.

"Fuck off, you're still the big brother! You're the big brother! What am I going to do! Hurry up, don't let me kick you!" Brother Xu took Sister Baobao's hand and went into the hospital.

"You give me money!! If you don't give me money, how can I fix it??" I yelled at the hospital.

"You put it on the pad first and I'll give it to you later!"

"Damn your sister, I haven't been paid this month...!"

I muttered something, looking at the Audi 100 emitting white smoke with displeasure, I felt like hanging myself.

"Leilei, I'll give you 500 yuan, go and fix it for him!"

"I'll give you one thousand, don't mention the car to me, okay?"

"**Your uncle! Are you a brother!"

"Don't mention the car, it's a brother!!"

"I wish you tonight, **soft tissue contusion!!"

"I do! Goodbye!"

Leilei hugged Zhang Meng and walked into the hospital without looking back. I gritted my teeth and risked my life to get into the Audi 100.