Yinsi guest

"What if I improve my cultivation and become an immortal?" I was in a hurry!

Uncle Tai pointed to the sky: "Then it depends on God's will!"

"If there is a day, I would rather disperse all my cultivation and become an ordinary person than to put my relatives and friends in danger!" I replied decisively.

The great uncle smiled: "Has your master taught you the method of San Gong?"

I said embarrassedly: "That's not true, but I can't help my fate, there must be a way!"

"Let's talk about it then!" The great uncle put on the mask, turned and walked back into the house: "Dear family, it's time! Let's go!"

Yu Qi was still saying goodbye to her grandparents, I walked up to her and hugged her, the little girl fell into my arms crying, waving goodbye while sobbing.

Great Uncle Wu Hook waved, cut a void leading to the underworld, and made a gesture of invitation, the two elders immediately understood, took a last look at Yu Qi, and walked in cuddling each other.

"Goodbye Xiao Qiqi, take care of yourself!" came the voices of grandpa and grandma.

Yu Qi broke free from my arms and shouted into the void: "Well, yes! Grandpa and grandma, you can go at ease! I will be fine!"

The great uncle stretched out his hand to block Yu Qi, for fear that she would follow in, and after waving at me, he disappeared with the void!

I hugged Yu Qi who was crying bitterly from behind, and whispered softly in her ear: "Qi'er, they are all gone!"

Yu Qi leaned against me, wiped the tears off his face, turned around and pushed me down on her small single bed, making a loud noise.

"Are you full? Do you have the strength?" She immediately jumped onto the bed and asked me while riding on my belly.

I nodded: "I'm full, I have strength! What are you doing?"

"When you're full, go to bed when you have strength!" Yu Qi leaned over and gently sealed my mouth: "Don't pity me, I want you, Brother Ye!"

I pulled up the quilt by my feet and wrapped the two of us in. Now that my voyeurism skills are so superb, I don't want to find out tomorrow that a video of me and Yu Qi fighting for [-] rounds is circulating on the Internet!

There was nothing to say all night, the young men and women just focused on sweating recklessly, and it was dawn before they knew it!

Gently got up, kissed Yu Qi who was still sleeping soundly, and I walked into the bathroom.Although I didn't sleep all night, my physical strength and energy seemed to be more abundant, and my face in the mirror seemed to be emitting a faint brilliance. What's going on?Or go back and ask the master!

After grooming, come to the kitchen carefully!The house is small but well-equipped with everything you need in the kitchen!The porridge from last night is still there, I can eat it after reheating it!There are eggs in the refrigerator, and I fried them. I was born in a rural area, and I am good at such small things!Open another pack of mustard, and breakfast is done!

After carrying it to the room, Yu Qi had already woken up. Seeing that I brought breakfast, he looked happy: "Brother Ye, you were so kind last night!"

I blushed: "Silly girl, hurry up and eat! I'll make you fried eggs!"

Yu Qi shook his head: "I've smelled it a long time ago, and I wanted to go out to help, but seeing your rhythm is very natural, I didn't go out! Brother Ye, you are so kind!"

I asked, "Didn't you just say that?

Yu Qi pulled up the corner of his back to cover the pride on his chest: "That's different! Last night was last night's good, and this morning is this morning's good!"

Impatiently, I handed the porridge over: "Ah! I really can't say enough about you literary people, eat it quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold!"

Yu Qi pushed it: "Yes! But I haven't washed my face or brushed my teeth yet?"

"Don't worry about these, go after eating, eat quickly!" I kept urging.

Yu Qi picked up the fried egg: "Okay, Brother Ye, you can eat too! Come eat the fried egg first!"

I was stunned: "What? Do you doubt my cooking skills or doubt that I will poison you?"

Yu Qi smiled sweetly and said, "No, it's your reward!"

"I have, I eat my own!"

"No, I want you to eat this, do you want to eat?"

"Eat, eat..."

"Ah! Your bite is too big, I don't even have it. Why are you doing this?"

After leaving Yu Qi's house, the sun was already high!It turned out that her family lived in a community not far behind the Taoism Research Association, so it was quite convenient to go to work!

Pushing the door open, Zhao Hongping and Dong Lingbo were already struggling in front of the computer, they just raised their heads to say hello when they saw me coming in, and continued!

"Cough!" I cleared my throat, "I'm sorry last night, your dinner money for this month is gone!"

"It's okay! Anyway, the money lies in Xina, we all know it! Do you have anything else to do? Don't bother us if it's okay!" Zhao Hongping yelled.

I took out the eight thick envelopes from my paper bag and handed them to Yu Qi: "Xiao Qi, click!"

Yu Qi took the envelope and counted it up quickly, and the result came out in a short while: "Fifty-four thousand!"

"So many?" I was taken aback by the number: "How come there are so many?"

"Three eight thousand, five six thousand!" Yu Qi handed back a thick wad of money to me: "Parents' kindness! If this matter goes to the hospital, let alone eight thousand, even eighty thousand will not be saved ah!"

I nodded: "Then you were not full of oil and water before?"

Yu Qi glanced at his good friend who was eavesdropping with his ears upright, and said disdainfully: "Where are you coming from? Just relying on those two, at most I can help people exorcise evil spirits and call out their souls. If you encounter a little trouble, you won't be afraid." Dare to take it, how can there be such benefits?"

The two friends immediately retracted their heads when they heard the words, pretending to continue the game.

I held the money in my hand, looked at the good friends, and asked Yu Qi: "Xiao Qi, how do you divide the money?"

Yu Qi and I already have a tacit understanding: "Brother Ye, just keep it!"

Zhao Hongping was really fooled, and immediately got up and walked over: "Xiaoye, brothers did hard work yesterday, how much is it? You won all our money, and Xiao Dong and I lost all our smoking money, so you give it to me." Tell us to be active!"

Dong Lingbo also followed: "That's right, so we are also brothers, if we are like bums, Brother Ye, you will lose face!"

Yu Qi opened his eyes and pretended to be stupid: "What's the matter with Brother Ye, you bastard?"

The good friends immediately looked at Yu Qi with hatred in their eyes, but they were immediately defeated by Yu Qi's stare!

I smiled: "Then how much do you want?"

The two brothers couldn't close their mouths when they saw that there was something going on: "Tell me, tell me, we don't think too much or too little, you just watch it! I'm just going to get angry with you, and the benefits of our brothers are indispensable!"

I glared at them angrily: "Well, I will make a rule that no matter how much money you earn in the future, the one who contributes the most will get half, the rest will be [-]% for everyone including Yu Qi, and the remaining [-]% ​​will be kept by Yu Qi. How about a day-to-day expense?"

After thinking about it, the two immediately agreed.Taking this time as an example, [-]% is [-] yuan, and [-]% is used for daily expenses. The [-] is considered net income, plus the salary of Longhushan, this month will immediately become a white-collar worker ah!

I handed them both an envelope of [-] yuan: "Five thousand and [-] yuan is yours, and [-] yuan is my brother's cigarette money as a tribute to you two. Let's touch it a few times later when we have time?"

The two brothers originally wanted to return the extra money to me, but after fumbling around for a few times, they immediately stuffed the envelope into their pockets, turned around, and went back to the computer to fight. It seems that they are really afraid of losing!

I didn't care about them, and stuffed the rest of the money into Yu Qi's bag, patted his thigh, and finally distributed the money!

Yu Qi grabbed me: "Brother Ye, why are you giving me so much money?"

I looked at her inexplicably: "Do you need a reason to give you money?"

Yu Qi narrowed his eyes: "Are you going to support my rhythm? Sister, I am a showman but not a body!"

I couldn't help but smile: "If I don't give you money, will you give me your body?"

"Here!" Yu Qi blurted out without thinking.

I pushed her back to the seat: "Then you put it away, I promise your grandparents will take care of you, I keep my word!"

"Brother Ye!" Yu Qi shouted softly, "I love you!"

"We love you too, Brother Ye!" The pair of live treasures suddenly made a voice, and Ganqing had been eavesdropping on our conversation, making Yu Qi blush.

For the first time, Yu Qi didn't bother them. I turned around to find some water to drink, but my eyes fell on the big box I brought back from the old house yesterday, which contained Ahri's playground.Thinking of Ari, I thought for a moment, oh no, I was too busy drinking and forgot about it!

"Brother Zhao, Xiaobo, have you seen the big cat that I brought back with this box last night?" I hurriedly asked the two of them.

Zhao Hongping raised his head: "You were drunk last night, and this cat came back with us. It's really cute! It's in the back room, and I fed it milk in the morning, and it was very happy!"

"The back room?" I walked towards the back room, and sure enough, I found Ari who was dozing off in the corner. This guy was sleeping soundly, with milk stains on his beard, and the big stone in his heart fell to the ground immediately!

As soon as Ahri's ears moved, he immediately opened his eyes. Seeing it was me, his body relaxed again: "Xiaoye! Why do you look more energetic than yesterday? Your whole body seems to be glowing?"

"You can see?" I was amazed!

Ari stood up: "Well, our senses are more sensitive than humans! I think you are better than yesterday!"

I picked it up: "I didn't do anything this night, you're exaggerating! Let's go, I'll take you to the kindergarten to settle down. Today is Monday, and you can just see the children!"

"Really?" Ari jumped onto my shoulder: "Don't lie to me!"

I touched its head: "No way! Let's go now!"

Walking out of the back room, I picked up the suitcase and talked to Yu Qi before going out. Yu Qi walked to the door and looked at me reluctantly, hesitating to speak!

"Silly girl, just tell me if you have anything to say? There's no one else here!" I said.

Yu Qi looked around, made sure there was no one, and walked up to me: "Brother Ye, you didn't wear a condom last night, I want to have a baby for you!"

I almost staggered, but Ari suddenly fell off my shoulder and hit the ground heavily!

"This, isn't it good?" I looked embarrassed.

Yu Qi said excitedly: "What's wrong, my grandpa said whoever gives birth to you first will be his granddaughter-in-law! I will work hard!"

After saying this, the silly girl immediately turned around and fled into the seminar, leaving me alone outside the door in a daze!

Ari finally climbed back to my shoulder, and jokingly said, "Xiaoye, you have it!"