Yinsi guest

"Bridges return to bridges, roads return to roads, souls return to places, forgive me!"

I stuck the yellow talisman attached to the child's soul on each child's forehead, and with a command, the souls in the talisman floated back to their bodies, and they woke up one after another after a while.

Seeing their children waking up, mom and dad cried with joy in their arms, the warm feeling really warmed my heart!

"Ari, did you see that? How many parents have been upset by your unintentional mistake!" I touched the big civet cat on my shoulder and whispered in the cat's ear.

Ari flicked his tail, jumped off my shoulder, and found a warm place to take a nap. This guy really has a bit of a personality, but fortunately he has a pure heart, otherwise the children will suffer!

Seeing that the children were all safe and sound, the parents were so relieved that they all led their children to gather around me.

"Thank you, thank you, Master Xiaoye! This is a small thing, and I hope Master Xiaoye will not dislike it!" Xiaobao's father took out the envelope he prepared earlier and stuffed it into my hand.

I hurriedly declined: "It's nothing to do with a little effort! You see, I didn't make any effort! It doesn't have to be like this."

When Xiaobao's father saw that I didn't accept it, he immediately put on a displeased expression: "Could it be that Daoist Xiaoye thinks that I don't have enough money?"

When I saw him, my face changed, and I didn't know how to end it: "This, how could this happen? I think it's too much!"

When Dad saw that I was tricked, he immediately stuffed the money into my paper bag, and said with a smile, "It's not too much, so keep it!"

Before I had time to react, the parents of several other families took out the prepared envelopes one after another, imitating the example, rushing up together, and suddenly there were eight heavy envelopes in the paper bag.Faced with such a situation, I was even more at a loss. I have never encountered such a situation where I was forced to give me money!

Zhao Hongping is a smart person. Seeing me stunned, he stepped forward and said: "My uncle is an expert in the world, and this attack is not for money. In this way, you should take all the money back and don't make him unhappy. !"

When I heard the words, I immediately stopped talking with a stern face. Several parents showed hesitant expressions on their faces, as if they were really afraid that I would be unhappy.

"Dad, I'm so hungry! Go back and eat?" A boy suddenly raised his head and said, holding his father's hand.

As if the man was granted amnesty, he immediately bid farewell to me: "Master Xiaoye, my son is hungry, I'll take him to dinner, thank you for your help this time, I'll be leaving now! Goodbye"

After finishing speaking, he picked up his son in his arms, dragged his wife and ran out of Xiaobao's house. The other parents understood immediately when they saw this, and excused themselves to leave. They left cleanly in the blink of an eye!Naturally, none of the money in the paper bag was returned, alas!In the past, people chased money, but now money chases people, and I feel uncomfortable. I am really poor.

I looked at Xiaobao's father in embarrassment, and he smiled: "Really Xiaoye, brother Zhao, and Xiaobo don't leave, sister Yu Qi, you and your sister-in-law go to buy some food, and have dinner at my house tonight. My brothers Have a few cups?"

Before I made a statement, Zhao Hongping put his arms around Xiaobao's father's shoulders: "That's good, we won't get drunk tonight! Yu Qi, you and Bao's mother take Xiaobao to buy vegetables, let's chat, etc. Come back!"

Yu Qi rolled his eyes at him: "I still don't know what you think? Brother Ye, let's go! Don't talk to them!"

As I said that, I took my hand and walked out. Unexpectedly, Papa Bao was in a hurry, he pulled me hard, and winked at me hurriedly, but said: "Sister Yu Qi, you can go, Daoist Xiaoye can't go, Mama Xiaobao, Hurry up and take Yu Qi to buy vegetables, and take Xiao Bao there!"

I saw that he had a strange look on his face, and he seemed to have some deep meaning.So I nodded at Yu Qi, and Yu Qi reluctantly followed Baoma and the others to buy vegetables!

"It's finally gone! Old Zhao, hurry up, hurry up!" Bao's father said hurriedly as he walked to the door and looked around with a serious face.

Zhao Hongping pushed Dong Lingbo: "Xiaobo, you go in first, speed up!"

Dong Lingbo nodded, and rushed into another room as if flying, and Zhao Hongping followed.

Dad Bao closed the door, saw me standing there, and pulled me away: "Master Xiaoye, let's go, brothers, have fun!"

There was already a "cracking" sound inside, so familiar, but I couldn't remember it for a while!

As these mysterious men walked into the back room, a mahjong table was running rumblingly, and Zhao Hongping and Dong Lingbo were sitting on both sides of the table excitedly!

"Hurry up, your hands are itching to death! Xiaoye, don't say you can't! If you don't know it, I'll make a match for you. If you lose, I don't want your money!" Zhao Hongping geared up and shouted at me.

hey-hey!Old boy, you don’t know that I’ve been lying on my grandpa’s lap to watch mahjong since I was five years old. When my grandpa went to the toilet at the age of seven, I could play cards for him and win money. By the time I was ten, no one in the village had played mahjong. Mahjong is better than me, so just wait and see how you die!

As a senior acting school, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is my strong point.I saw a look of embarrassment on my face: "I rarely fight, so it doesn't matter if I don't know how to do it?"

Dong Lingbo exclaimed excitedly: "Haha, I'm no longer an old loser. Today I'm going to turn into a serf and sing, and taste the taste of winning!"

Dad Bao patted me on the shoulder: "Xiao Ye, don't be afraid! These two are stinky cards. They come here to give money every time, but they are addicted. Brother protects you!"

As soon as I got on the mahjong table, Dad Bao forgot to restrain me. He changed his name and called himself brother.But I still like him calling me Xiaoye, the real Xiaoye sounds really weird!

Discuss the size, ten yuan per game, mixed one color, all one color, each doubles, the maximum is eighty, each has its destiny, and the cards are dealt!

In the first game, Dong Lingbo lost the charge, and Bao Dad won!

In the second round, I groped myself, Ping Hu!

In the third round, I mixed the same color, and I = touched Lianzhuang!

In the fourth game, I was against Hu, Zhao Hongping lost the red, and even the dealer!

In the fifth game, I doubled my bar and increased my single hang, and even the dealer!

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"Paralysis! Xiaoye, you are out of money, right? I lost four hundred even in the eighth fight!" Dong Lingbo yelled!

Zhao Hongping said with a dark face: "You are only four hundred, I lost a handful of all, and a pair of right and wrong, I only have three left of 1000 yuan! This month's dinner depends on you, Xiaobo!"

Dong Lingbo looked pale: "Fuck off, I have no money! Last week you beat me by three hundred, and I'm poorer than you!"

I looked at the two of them: "How about I return the money to you later?"

"Don't!" The two guys were in unison: "If you lose, you lose. There's no reason to come back. Hurry up and throw away your cards!"

"Oh, okay!" I threw a whiteboard casually, and Dong Lingbo turned the whiteboard against the four cylinders, and he would be fooled when he touched it!

Would I tell you that my heavenly eye can not only see unclean things, but also see through when I want to see something?But I have never used it to peek at the bodies of Zhang Yuxin, Xu Jiajia, Cui Zhonghui, Yu Qi, and Lu Ying. Of course, believe it or not, I believe it anyway!

Sure enough, Dong Lingbo yelled: "Nonsense! Blank, Xiaoye, you will also lose the punch. It seems that you have passed your luck! See if I don't win yours back!"

I took out a piece of ten yuan and threw it over: "According to this winning method, you can make money with forty!"

Dong Lingbo suddenly collapsed!

Based on the principle of winning two and losing one, by the time the dinner is ready, these two good friends have contributed all the money they have to me, and they have the cheek to lend me six hundred ones.

"It's time to eat!" Yu Qi pushed open the door and called us to eat, and everyone hurriedly broke up, especially Zhao Hongping and Dong Lingbo, who just threw their cards and left, not even daring to wait until the last game was over before breaking up.

I was at the end, and Yu Qi grabbed me: "I know what these two guys are thinking! Mahjong is very addictive, how much did you lose? These two guys are the worst, I knew they were going to Why are you so stupid to win your money?"

I took out a neat stack of one hundred yuan from my pocket and handed it to Yu Qi: "Qi Qi, look!"

"Wow, there are so many, two or three thousand?" Yu Qi jumped up and asked incredulously, "You won?"

I nodded: "Take it, buy something delicious, you can buy something for this month's dinner and cook it in the seminar, Zhao Hongping and Dong Lingbo are out of money!"

Yu Qi said happily: "Okay! Brother Ye, you are really good. Seeing these two guys dare to laugh at me for not knowing how to mahjong, I will be embarrassed this time! Haha!"

"Let's go! It's time to eat!" I gently took her little hand, Yu Qi blushed, and followed me out of the room.

Dong Lingbo had already set up the wine glasses, while Bao's father started to pour the wine. Seeing that Yu Qi was being pulled out by me, his jaw dropped all of a sudden.

"Oh my god! Am I dazzled? Sister Yu Qi, who is savage and venomous, will be led out by a man. Why don't you resist?" Dad Bao spilled all the wine on the table.

Zhao Hongping rubbed his eyes: "Xiaobo, last time you accidentally touched Yu Qi's hand, what happened?"

"Hand was almost broken by the broom!" Dong Lingbo glanced at his right hand subconsciously: "But it won't be a problem if you look at Xiaoye! You see that Yu Qi blushed, are we drunk?"

Hearing the two of them singing together, Yu Qi broke away from my hand, and immediately recovered his true colors: "You two useless guys, you are known as Mahjong Wushuang every day, I am! You can't even compare to Brother Ye's little finger, so you will be deflated this time." ? How dare you laugh at me!"

Dong Lingbo said, "It was a mistake this time. What does it have to do with making fun of you when Xiaoye wins us?"

"I'm brother Ye's man!" Yu Qi blurted out, suddenly realized that he had slipped his words, immediately blushed and lowered his head, looking at me secretly.

I pulled her to the table and said, "Eat, eat! I'm so happy to win today!"

Dong Lingbo and Zhao Hongping immediately stared at me viciously, and Dad Bao raised the wine glass in his hand: "We lost someone on the mahjong table, and the three of us on the wine table want to regain our place. Come on, brothers, let's go!"

Everyone raised the wine glass in front of them and drank it all in one gulp!