Yinsi guest

"Little devil, do you still eat? You cry and laugh at one time, what's the trouble?" Uncle Chen called to us while holding a spoon.

"Eat, eat! Uncle Chen, you add two more stir-fried vegetables, we will have a bowl of rice after eating the lobster!" I quickly sat down and replied.

Lu Ying took a sip of the rice wine, her face turned redder and redder because of the alcohol!

"Officer Lu, drink less!" I said quickly.

Lu Ying frowned: "What? Did you tell you not to call Officer Lu?"

I quickly admitted my mistake: "I'm sorry, Xiaoying! Eat lobster and drink less!"

"En!" Lu Ying put down the wine bowl: "Then Xiaoye, peel me a few more lobsters!"

I nodded, picked out a few big ones, carefully peeled off the shell, put the shrimp meat in a bowl and pushed it in front of Lu Ying. Unexpectedly, in just 2 minutes, this girl fell asleep lying on the table , With such a poor capacity for alcohol, I am ashamed to say that I have a good capacity for alcohol!

I took out the Daoist robe from the paper bag and put it on her. Tears welled up in the corners of the little girl's eyes. It seemed that she was still thinking about sad things in her dream!I carefully picked her up and laid her across my chest. Mrs. Chen hurriedly packed the two stir-fried vegetables, and walked home lightly after I paid.

I don't know where Lu Ying's home is. The only way now is to take her home. I can't just leave her alone, right?Bringing a drunk big beauty home is such a happy thing, but it is a torment for me. There is no other reason. I already have Zhang Yuxin, and I promised my elder brother to take care of Xu Jiajia. There is also Cui Zhonghui in the Northeast who wants to follow me forever. My luck has been great recently!It seems that the iron and wood compass at home is really effective in attracting peach blossoms, and I kept feeling in my heart, thinking of my ancestor again, everything I have today is thanks to him!

Several men with tattoos all over their bodies walked towards them, each with their T-shirts on their shoulders and their upper bodies naked.

"Hey! Dude, the girl you picked up is not bad! After having fun, let us brothers have a good time too?" One of the gangsters with a cigarette in his mouth said.

I said coldly: "I'm sorry, she is my friend, not a drunk girl picked up!"

The gangster stretched out his hand to touch Lu Ying, I took a step back to avoid it: "My friend, don't touch her, she is really my friend!"

The other gangsters laughed and said: "Friends? After playing, we are not only friends, but also brothers-in-law! Hahahaha!"

Lu Ying didn't know whether it was uncomfortable being hugged or dreaming, but her face that was leaning on my chest turned to one side, revealing a beautiful face.

When those gangsters saw Lu Ying's appearance, their eyes straightened immediately, and one of them yelled directly: "Hey, this girl is on point! No, I have to have a good time tonight! Don't stop me , Whoever stops me is in a hurry!"

As he said that, he walked straight towards me, and the other gangsters immediately surrounded me.

Suddenly one of the sharp-eyed gangsters said: "Taozi, look! That woman is wearing a police uniform, so she must be a policeman, right? Let's not do it, shall we?"

The gangster named Taozi didn't care: "Fuck the policeman, these two are playing uniforms to seduce! It's not just cheap for us, we are not allowed to take off the police uniforms, let's play policewoman for a while, try it out! "

"Hahaha, good, good! I didn't expect that we could also play with the policewoman! It's really cool!" All the gangsters lost their doubts and approached step by step.

Taozi took out a butterfly knife from his trouser pocket, pressed the handle lightly, and the blade popped out with a "swipe", glowing coldly!

"Brother, my brother and I just want to borrow your friend to play, please make it easy, otherwise don't blame my brother for not having eyes for the knife in my hand!"

I snorted coldly: "What if I disagree?"

Taozi's face changed, and he forced me to hold Lu Ying with both hands and couldn't move. The butterfly knife pierced my shoulder.

I have always hated this kind of bastard. I used to dare not speak out, but now?It's time for ** silk to counterattack!

His movements were really too slow in my eyes, before the knife arrived, I kicked directly at the gangster named Taozi.

"Oh!"

With a muffled sound, Tao Zi was kicked five or six meters away, rolled over and lay in the grass, twitching, and it was only a layer of strength on my part!

Seeing that the situation was not good, the other gangsters pulled out their knives and came out to me. Just as I was about to repair them, a scream sounded in my ears, and a figure suddenly appeared beside me, floating leisurely in mid-air.When I saw it, it was Liu Jialing who was covered in bright red without an inch of skin.People like me who are used to seeing ghosts are taken aback by her, let alone those gangsters who have never seen the world.

"There's a ghost!" A gangster yelled and passed out, and the stinky smell of urine came, and he was so scared to pee!

There were two other knives thrown into their hands, and the panic-stricken Niutou ran away, leaving only the gangster who had just persuaded Taozi not to do it, standing there dumbfounded, his feet were shaking constantly, probably because his feet were weak, thinking I can't even run.

I hugged Lu Ying and walked to him, and said gently: "I still have a friend, do you want to play with her?"

"No, no more!" The bastard chattered his teeth and said inarticulately, "Yes, I'm sorry! Please let me go, don't kill me, I haven't done anything bad!"

I smiled at him: "Don't go out after ten o'clock in the future. I think you have weak yang energy and are easy to attract ghosts. Do you know that?"

"I know, I know! I, I promise, I promise I won't come out to mess around!" The gangster nodded repeatedly.

I raised my chin: "Let's go! Take that Taozi away and tell him that he has at most ten days to live, and advise him to arrange his funeral properly!"

The gangster immediately rushed to Taozi's side, carried him on his back, and ran away without a trace.

"Uncle, why did you let them go?" Liu Jialing landed next to me and returned to her original appearance. I really couldn't accept the bloody and skinned appearance.

I looked at her: "Xiao Ling, they deserve death, we have no right to hurt their lives!"

Liu Jialing showed a cute look: "I knew that Uncle is a good person. He is so capable and would never hurt others casually! And Uncle is so handsome, I really like it!"

I coughed dryly, interrupted little Lolita and continued her nympho: "Cough, cough! Speaking of which, it was thanks to Xiaoling's help that I drove them away. Xiaoling is really amazing!"

"Really?" Seeing me complimenting her, the little girl was very shy: "I just want to help uncle!"

I looked at her approvingly: "Well, Xiaoling is also very capable, even my uncle can't beat you! But you can't bully people casually, let alone hurt people's lives! I like you who are innocent and kind, can you promise uncle ?”

"Well, I promise Uncle!" Xiaoling promised firmly!

I nodded: "Good girl, go back to the gourd, you don't know how many people you will scare outside! It would be bad if you scare the neighbors!"

Liu Jialing suddenly disappeared by her side, and she didn't forget to say: "Uncle, don't you want to take this police sister back to have sex?"

I was really speechless by what she said, the children nowadays dare to protrude out of everything!

Although he was very careful to avoid all kinds of passers-by along the way, he was still spotted by a few neighbors who came back late and pointed behind him. It probably won’t be long before it reached Zhang Yuxin’s ears, but I can’t control that now. Too much, Lu Ying slept like a dead pig, what if I didn't take it home?Are you going to open a room?In this way, jumping into the Yellow River will not clean it up!

Gently opened the door, did not dare to delay a step and went straight to the bedroom, carefully put down the beauty in his arms.With the help of the dim light, carefully admiring this jade-like face, the chest is rising and falling regularly, and even lying flat can't make that touch of pride look inferior.

I gently unbuttoned Lu Ying's chest, and the original tight bondage was suddenly broken. The white shirt inside was loomingly covering the light blue bra. Yanxia couldn't help but spit heavily.

Not daring to stare too much, fearing that he would commit an animal act, he kept unbuttoning all the buttons of the police uniform with his fingers, gently picked up Jiao Rao on the bed, and took off the coat from her body.Lu Ying still didn't wake up, she seemed really tired and drunk!

I dare not take off the trousers below, because when I hugged her, I felt that she was wearing a pair of police trousers, and there should be nothing else in it except Nei Nei. I was afraid that I would be miserable if I couldn't help it!

Take off the last shoes and socks, what a pair of beautiful feet bullying Saixue!I put my feet lightly on the bed, covered the quilt carefully, and I finally passed a level without taking advantage of others.Looking at that delicate face, I couldn't help but stop and stare. After a while, I gently leaned over and kissed that delicate red lips, it's my reward for taking her home!

Lu Ying didn't know that she had been offended by me, she just sucked her little nose lightly, turned over and continued to sleep.I showed a smug smile and stepped back gently.

"Uncle is good or bad, he secretly kissed the policeman's sister! See if I don't tell my sister tomorrow, you are dead!" Liu Jialing, the little spy, made a voice.

Oops!He even forgot that there was a little devil's head by his side. This is a terrible situation, and he was caught straight, how can he hold his head up in the future!

I said awkwardly: "Hey! Xiaoling, tell me, how can I keep a secret? Tell me, I will definitely do it!"

Liu Jialing smiled "chichi" and said, "Uncle, you are so obedient, I will give you a chance! I smell a very fragrant smell here, which makes me so greedy, you find it for me first, I want to eat !"

"A very fragrant thing?" My monk Zhang Er was puzzled: "A very fragrant thing, very fragrant, very fragrant!"

By the way, it must be incense. When the ancestor was around, we would also offer incense to him when we ate. It seems that Xiaoling is the same, and incense suits her appetite.I quickly arranged the gourds, lit a stick, the cigarette curled up, and a fresh fragrance filled the living room immediately.

"How is it? Any other orders?" I said softly to the gourd.

Liu Jialing seemed very satisfied, and answered after a while: "I'll just make do with this tonight, and you can buy some potato chips, shrimp crackers, chocolate, lollipops, shuangwaiwai, hawthorn slices, cheese bread, and pecans during the day tomorrow." , small walnuts, multi-flavored peanuts, salted peach sticks, Mrs. Yao’s candied fruit, salami’s duck tongue, duck neck and duck wings.

"Wait, wait, my little ancestor, I'll get a piece of paper to write it down, your request is too much!" I was in a cold sweat.

"What? You don't want to?"

"How could it be? Just take care of this little thing, I guarantee you will be satisfied!" I agreed against my will, and I also raise ghosts, why is there such a big gap!I can't afford this little girl!