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No, if the female ghost can come in, shouldn't she mess with me first?The male pig's feet are slumped on the sofa, how can it be my turn to be pinched by her?It wasn't me who abandoned her, it was Qiu Yifan, the wrongdoer has the head and the debtor, I didn't say a word, so I wouldn't fight to the death!

calm down!With a cry in my heart, I closed my eyes abruptly, not to look at the terrifying grimace that was close at hand.The moment the eyelids separated me from the female ghost's eyes, I could control my body again.This is an illusion, just like when the ancestor first met me, I fell under the illusion.Damn it, this female ghost is too shady, as soon as she comes up, she will attack without saying a word, I will shoot you to death with my eyes open!Forget it, although Tianyantong is powerful, but the backlash is too strong, if she doesn't kill her, I will be the one to die!Anyway, there are red lotus fire talismans and copper coin swords in the bag, plus my current aura has strengthened, enough to blast her with seven or eight palm thunders, the capital is completely enough, I will play you to death slowly, let you Arrogant, just play dirty when you come up!

I slowly opened my eyes, and saw the female ghost still standing outside the house, seven or eight meters away from me.But my own hands were tightly stuck to my neck. I pinched myself just now. If it was true, I would have been strangled to death by myself. I don’t want to talk about it. We can’t afford to lose that person. ah!When I arrived in the underworld, I saw a bull's head and a horse's face, and people asked: "Xiaoye, how did you die?" I replied: "I strangled myself!" Don't let them laugh to death!

I was thinking about it, and the wind sounded behind my ears.As soon as I turned my head, I didn't see anything else, but saw a shoe sole flying straight towards me! "Crack!" It hit the door of my face, I raised my hand to wipe it, my hand was covered with blood, and the bridge of my nose was smashed!

"Who! Sneak attack on me!" I yelled furiously, before the female ghost started beating me, I was almost strangled to death by myself, and when I woke up, my nose was smashed again, this trip was really exhausting!

I saw Uncle Xiu showing his head tremblingly from behind the sofa: "It's me, it's me! Xiaoye, are you okay? I just saw you pinching your own neck, and your face turned red, so I wondered if it was me. The female ghost said, I don’t want to hit you to wake you up? I’m sorry, I’m sorry!”

It turned out that it was to wake me up. Forget it, he had good intentions, so it was an accidental injury.I waved my hand: "Take Qiu Yifan and hide away, leave this to me! Don't worry!"

Uncle Xiu was honest, he immediately dragged Qiu Yifan upstairs after hearing what I said, and he really left me alone!

What should be faced must be faced after all. Now I am dating the female ghost alone.

I reached into the paper bag with my right hand and took out a red lotus fire talisman, held it in my hand, and jumped out of the room with a loud shout.The female ghost never expected that I would come out of the house, let alone that I could jump over a distance of seven or eight meters in one fell swoop. In short, when I jumped in front of her, she was still in place, her face full of astonishment!

You are not benevolent and I am not righteous, let's see how I will deal with you, young master! With a "snap", the red lotus fire talisman in my hand firmly stuck to the female ghost's chest, and the fingertips softened, oh no, it was a cold, I almost made a principled mistake again, even if it was a female ghost, I couldn't Feel free to be frivolous, I'm not Qiu Yifan, I can do anything with such a cold body!

Seeing me sticking a talisman on her chest, the female ghost immediately reacted, screaming and flying backwards, reaching her chest with both hands, intending to tear off the talisman.How can I give her this chance?Young Master, my reaction was also one-on-one. After sticking the talisman, I immediately bent my ring finger and little finger, pressed my thumb on the nails of these two fingers, stretched my index finger and middle finger together, raised a standard sword finger, and pointed at the woman. Pointing at the ghost, he shouted loudly at the same time: "Hurry up like a law!"

Suddenly, a ball of red flame rose from the female ghost's chest, instantly enveloping the female ghost. There was a sound of "嗤", like cold water poured into hot oil, and the crackling sounded non-stop. The red flame gradually turned blue-purple, which made the female ghost scream "Wow, wow". Fortunately, this is a detached villa, and there are no other people around, otherwise, how many children would be frightened by the screams!

A lot of green smoke mixed with stench came out of the female ghost, and the screams of the female ghost became lower and lower, it seemed that she was about to die!Catching ghosts is just like this, it’s nothing difficult!No wonder Master is so relieved to let me come, he really has confidence in me!

Just when I thought I was done, there was a sudden change, and the flame went out with a "swoosh" sound!The female ghost who was supposed to die was just burnt black, lying on the ground and twitching!

I will not soften my heart if you are ill and kill you!Probing with my right hand again, I pinched a red lotus fire talisman in my hand again, and came to the female ghost in two steps. It was burned like coke, and I couldn't see where it was. I just stuck it on my back and took a step back. , raised her sword finger and was about to shout, when the lying female ghost suddenly raised her head to look at me, and let out a shrill scream: "Don't burn!"

When I saw that face, I almost staggered and fell to my death. It wasn't too ugly, but too familiar. It was Zhang Yuxin's face!

The female ghost struggled to get up, walked towards me step by step, and said as she walked, "Xiaoye, it's me! I'm your favorite Zhang Yuxin, why are you burning me! Put your hands down! Put down!"

With a bang, the female ghost flew upside down!I patted the dust on my shoes, and my domineering side leaked: "Let you pretend to be Zhang Yuxin, but do you know that the scorched body is against Zhang Yuxin's face, so I feel very twisted?" Without any explanation, the sword Raise the finger again: read in the mouth: "Hurry up like a law!", the red lotus fire talisman worked again, and the female ghost turned into a ball of flames again, rolling around on the lawn of the villa, screaming through the sky!

"I'm not reconciled, I'm not reconciled! Why, why didn't the bad guys get retribution, I just wanted revenge, but I ended up like this! What is the law of heaven, what is the law of heaven?" The female ghost rolled over and cursed.Ordinary people die, just like when I was beaten to death by brother Xu, they float to the underworld to report by themselves.Only those who have not dissipated their grievances or are extremely vicious will become evil ghosts that harm others. It seems that this female ghost is really wronged!

I don't know if it's because the female ghost is resistant to burning, or because I'm not good at it, but when the two red lotus fire talismans came down, the female ghost can still move, but she looks very miserable, with no good spots on her body!

Just when I was hesitating whether to get another red lotus fire talisman, a familiar voice came from behind: "What's the situation, so much resentment?"

I was ecstatic when I heard the voice, but I didn't dare to turn around, fearing that it was the ghost's illusion again.The footsteps behind me were getting closer and closer, a strong hand was on my shoulder, and a huge horse head appeared beside me. I took a closer look, it was not an illusion, the horse's face was really standing beside me, Followed by the bull's head!

"Hey, I haven't seen you for a few days. Xiaoye, you have grown up in skills and airs. When you see me coming, you don't even look back. You are not enough friends!" Ma Mian teased me, and the bull head behind him also said: " Not enough friends!"

"How could it be? It's just that this female ghost is too cunning. I'm afraid I'll be caught by her again. I'm not sure if it's the two elder brothers! Please forgive me, the two elder brothers!" I quickly apologized.

Ma Mian patted me on the shoulder: "It's okay, I was just joking with you! What's wrong with this female ghost, why is it so miserable?"

I smiled embarrassedly: "Little brother, I'm not very knowledgeable, I can't destroy her, I can only burn her like this, and make big brother laugh!"

Ma Mian walked to the female ghost, sighed, picked up the ruler, and a blue light flashed, the female ghost's injuries were all healed, and I've been working so hard for so long!

Ma Mian asked the female ghost: "You have been stranded in the human world for half a year, and you still have so much resentment. Have you not found an enemy yet?"

"Those gang-rapers who raped me never showed up, and I couldn't find them, so I didn't report to the underworld!" The female ghost raised her head and replied. She was a little pale, but she could still see that there was a beautiful woman in front of her.

Ma Mian turned around and said to me: "Xiaoye, this female ghost was gang-raped by some hooligans at the entrance of the bar half a year ago after being dragged into the bar to get drunk, and then she couldn't think about it and committed suicide. It was dealt with, I gave her half a year to take revenge in a moment of soft-heartedness."

"Qiu Yifan also participated in the rape of you? You bastard, go in and kill him now, and I won't stop you!" When I heard that the female ghost had such a miserable life experience, I immediately softened my heart: "Kill him!" Before him, let me beat him into a pig's head!"

"Don't be handsome!" the female ghost yelled, and the bull-headed horse-face and I turned around at the same time.

"Hey, everyone, can you stop being so narcissistic, people obviously called me!" After I strongly despised the bull-headed horse face, I turned to the female ghost and said, "Beauty, what do you want?"

The female ghost said faintly: "It's none of Xiaofan's business, I didn't harm him when I was with Xiaofan, I really like him."

"Then why did he become like this?" I was surprised.

Ma Mian interrupted the topic: "I don't need to ask, I can't bear to hang out with ghosts for so long!"

"Well, I saw that he was sad and downcast, and he was so handsome, so I was moved. I had no intention of harming him. I just pestered him to ask why he didn't see me anymore! I knew I was wrong!" The female ghost was extremely sad.

"You mean you are willing to go back to the underworld with me now?" Ma Mian asked the female ghost.

The female ghost looked blank: "I want to be with Xiaofan now, but I also want to take revenge, what should I do?"

"It's impossible to be with Qiu Yifan. If you have anything else you want to tell him, I can call him down for you!" I immediately dispelled the idea of ​​the female ghost: "Human ghosts have different paths, you can only get together if you are together." For a few days, look at Qiu Yifan's appearance, forcibly being together will only kill him, are you willing?"

The female ghost burst into tears: "I just want to know if he likes me too?"

My head suddenly became dizzy, as long as it is a woman, it is so difficult to recognize it as a ghost: "He likes it, but he is only a mortal, and he can't accept the fact that you are a ghost, so he dare not see you, just wait a moment!"

I ran upstairs, dragged Qiu Yifan out, pointed at the female ghost and asked, "Do you really like her, kid?"

Qiu Yifan is also a fine person, seeing my eyes flickering, he immediately said sincerely: "Yes, I really like you!"

The female ghost was overjoyed when she heard the words: "Really? Then I will go to reincarnate after I avenge myself, and I will definitely come to you in the future!"

"Then I'll wait for you!" Qiu Yifan immediately had an expression of incomparable emotion, which made me think he was tempted.

Just when the female ghost was very shy, Ma Mian pushed me, and I ran directly between the female ghost and Qiu Yifan, blocking their eyes.I just heard Ma Mian say: "Revenge, do you know why you can't find those bastards who raped you?"

When the female ghost heard those gangsters, her face suddenly became extremely hideous: "Why can't I find it?"

"Ask him!" Ma Mian pointed at me, and the female ghost rushed over immediately.

I said inexplicably: "How do I know?"

Ma Mian said, "Do you still remember the time you invited our chief's son to eat KFC?"

"Remember!" I quickly replied, "There was a car accident that day, and a gangster was killed, and the remaining two were arrested by the police! As for why they were arrested, it seems to be? It seems that after getting a girl drunk Gang-raped! No, it can’t be such a coincidence, it’s you, right?”

"What you said is true?" The hostility on the female ghost's face gradually faded: "Is it true that one of them was hit by a car and the other two were arrested?"

I pointed my fingers at the sky: "It's absolutely true!"

The female ghost looked up to the sky and let out a burst of laughter: "Hahahaha, God really has eyes, and it is really retribution. My hatred will naturally be avenged. Haha, I have no more resentment and grievances. Ghost messenger, thank you! If it weren't for you In my half a year, I couldn't meet Xiaofan at all, and I couldn't experience the happiness of being in love. I have no regrets in this life! Handsome guy, thank you for letting me know that my revenge will be avenged, thank you!"

After the female ghost thanked us, she walked up to Qiu Yifan and took his hand: "Xiaofan, I was insulted before I was alive, and I can't give you a clean me. Now I'm gone. Wait for me to be reincarnated. I will definitely come to you again and be your real woman! You must wait for me!"

Qiu Yifan was also moved, tears streaming down his face: "The five days with you are the happiest days in my life, I will definitely wait for you to come back!"

Hearing the words, the female ghost dissipated her hostility, floated up gently, and kissed Qiu Yifan's handsome face lightly: "Remember, my name is Xiaolu, and I will come to you again in the next life!" Start drifting away!Qiu Yifan was still standing there bewilderedly waving his hands, tears streaming down his face.

"Xiaoye, the matter is over, we are leaving too!" Ma Mian and Niutou also bid farewell to me!

I bowed and saluted: "Go all the way!"

Ma Mian took out a black token from his waist and threw it to me: "In the future, if you need to find something, just shout at the token! Also, be careful when you go to Shaanxi, don't let yourself fall into danger Be careful everywhere!"

I took the token, looked down, and when I looked up again, there were only me and Qiu Yifan left in the huge yard, and he was still crying!