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Ren Meridian originates from the lower abdomen, along the abdomen, passes through Guanyuan and other acupoints upwards to the throat, then ascends around the lips, passes through the face, and enters under the eye sockets.It passes through the eleven acupoints of the perineum, Qugu, Zhongji, Guanyuan, Yinjiao, Xiawan, Zhongwan, Shangwan, Tiantu, Lianquan and Chengjiang.The first thing I do when I get home is to sit on the bed and start practicing Qi.Now spread all the breath in the sea of ​​​​qi to all parts of the body, and then concentrate on the perineum, and sure enough, I felt a trace of breath in the perineum.Concentrate on holding your breath, and condense the breath in the perineum again. As the breath increases, it seems to have a tearing feeling.

I endured the severe pain and continued to condense my breath here. The position of the perineum is quite awkward, between the younger brother and the chrysanthemum, but it happens to be the acupoint where Ren, Du, and Chong meridians intersect. It must be resolved today.Because of the severe pain, I was already sweating on the back of my clothes. I don’t know how long it took. When I gathered all the breath I could mobilize, the perineum point finally broke open. The tearing and pain at that moment, I Unforgettable.Why?Because I was in so much pain that I didn't even have the strength to shout. With a crisp sound from my joints and muscles, I collapsed on the bed and didn't want to move, and I couldn't move.The lower body hurts terribly, is this the price for the first time?

I squinted at the alarm clock in front of the bed, it was already two o'clock in the morning, and it took me seven hours to open the first perineum point.There are still ten acupoints in this Ren meridian that need to be opened, and I have completely collapsed. If it takes such pain to open every acupoint, I would rather give up!

Now I can't move like a dead dog, and if I move my lower body even a little bit, there will be tearing pain.The breath didn't dissipate, and continued to bulge the perineal acupoint. If someone came in at this time, they would definitely see an egg-sized bump between my little brother and the chrysanthemum. It's too embarrassing!

The blood jade on the chest was glowing red, I freed one hand to hold it tightly, a warm breath came from the palm of my hand, and spread along my arm to my body as if it had spirituality, Go straight down and enter the meeting**.The perineum acupoint, which was originally in severe pain, suddenly felt a little warmth, intertwined with my churning breath, and could not stop soothing the torn acupoint, that comfortable feeling, like a cold winter Stretching my cold feet into the warm blanket immediately let me breathe deeply.The pain in the perineum acupoint continued to decrease, and as soon as I relaxed, drowsiness hit me immediately, and I fell asleep without knowing it!

"Xiaoye, wake up! How come you didn't cover the quilt all night, and fell asleep with your butt pouted! You child, you are really worrying!" The little grandpa rubbed my head while wrapping the quilt for me Come on, the posture is too indecent!

My eyes were sleepy: "Grandpa, why are you here? What time is it?"

"It's past nine o'clock, and your parents have gone out to buy vegetables and take a walk. I think the weather is good today, and I want to dry the quilt for you. I didn't expect you to sleep so ugly, really!" said the little grandpa. Want to set me right.

I hurriedly yelled: "Don't, little grandpa, don't move. Last night I suffered from hemorrhoids, and my butt hurts like hell. Just let me poke it! It's comfortable to poke!"

When the little grandpa heard this, he laughed so hard that his eyes disappeared: "I didn't expect Xiaoye to have such a problem, haha, you can stick it out! I'll get my hemorrhoid stickers for you. If you have hemorrhoids, don't tell me earlier, nine out of ten men Hemorrhoids, it's normal, don't be shy, just wait, I'll get it right away!"

Watching the little grandpa walk out of the room, I propped up my body, and there was still some tearing pain in the perineum. It seems that even if there is blood jade, it is not a cure for all diseases. There is always a recovery time for injuries.I was careful not to move that place, and walked out of the bedroom slowly, wanting to go to the bathroom to solve my physical problems. Yes, fortunately there is only my grandpa at home, so I came out wearing shorts.In addition, I have to wash off the stinky sweat all over my body.Recently, whatever I do will get my clothes wet, and my mother is used to washing them!

Just as I leaned against the wall and left the bedroom, the door lock rang and the door opened!

"Hi!" The voice came first before anyone arrived, who else would it be if it wasn't Zhang Yuxin!How could she have the keys to my house?

Wearing shorts, a certain part was still so obvious and strong. Before she came in, I quickly turned around and wanted to escape back to the bedroom, but as soon as I took a step, my leg was pulled to the sore spot, which made me lie on the wall and grinned in pain!

"Xiaoye, what are you doing lying on the wall in shorts?" Zhang Yuxin, the catastrophe, doesn't come sooner or later, why does he always pick up when my brother is inconvenient for me!

"Why did you turn around? What are you doing! We all know each other so well, why are you embarrassed?" Zhang Yuxin continued to yell!

I didn't turn around, but leaned against the wall and said, "Your sister, what are you doing here so early in the morning? I won't turn around, you didn't learn physiology class? A normal man will have morning erections in the morning, so I won't scare you by turning around. !"

Zhang Yuxin didn't expect me to be so straightforward, and she had nothing to tease me all of a sudden.I took the opportunity to slowly walk into the room with small steps.

"That's not right! Your morning erection is morning erection, why do you walk with your ass sticking out and catwalk? What's wrong with you? Come back, come back, let me see, anyway, I'm also your girlfriend, so I care about you. It's normal, it's not that I haven't seen your guy, let me see what's going on!" Zhang Yuxin showed her wild side when she saw that there was no one in my house, and chased after me while shouting.

Just as she was about to rush into my bedroom, Zhang Yuxin was stunned when Grandpa let out a dry cough. She didn't expect that there was another person in the house, and immediately blushed like a monkey's butt.

"Girl of the Zhang family, my Xiaoye has hemorrhoids on her buttocks, that's why it's like that, so don't look at it!" The little grandpa told Zhang Yuxin my lie.

"Oh! Hee hee! Hemorrhoids!" Zhang Yuxin gloated.

The little grandpa paused and then said: "Girl Zhang, just now I seem to have heard you say that you are my Xiaoye's girlfriend, and you have seen my Xiaoye's stuff, is it true?"

Zhang Yuxin petrified in an instant, the little grandpa listened to every word just now, let's see how she denies it now.

"If this is the case, you should move in and live with Xiaoye as soon as possible. Our two families will arrange the marriage earlier, so that your mother will not worry about it!" The little grandpa had a strong idea of ​​getting me married, and actually encouraged Zhang Yuxin to live with me , I listened in a daze in the room.

Sure enough, Zhang Yuxin couldn't help it: "Little Grandpa, what, I have something to do, so I'll go down first, see you later, Xiaoye, I'm leaving!" After finishing speaking, she ran out of my house.

The little grandpa already knew the whole story of what happened to Xu Jiajia last time, and he wanted to bring up the old story many times. Now that he has captured actual evidence this time, he probably won't let it go.

After washing up, I still went to the master's place and gave a call, and if I ran there, I might be tortured to death!

The master was lying on the sofa, and the two elder sisters, Huanquan and Huanhuan, were feeding him fruits.

"Master, I..." I faltered.

"What's wrong with you?" The master heard my voice and sat up: "Why do you walk like this, with your butt pouted, did you get fucked?"

"Master! What nonsense are you talking about!" I didn't know that the master also knew such a professional term as chrysanthemum.

The master suddenly jumped to my side: "Could it be, could it be that you broke through the perineum point? Isn't this too violent? You broke through the first point in just one night? Let me see!"

The master didn't shy away from it. A monkey picked a peach and stretched it directly to my crotch. I concentrated my breath on the perineum. When the master touched it, he cried out happily: "It really broke through! It's amazing!"

I don't understand: "Master, I'm dying of pain, you are still so excited?"

The master patted my shoulder and said with a smile: "It took me half a year to break through the perineum point!"

"Half a year! Master, don't be joking!" I said angrily.

The master's face straightened: "I didn't lie to you! At first I didn't have enough breath to break through the acupoints. After I had accumulated enough breath, I was distracted by the unbearable pain every time, and the accumulated breath dissipated again. After breaking through the perineum, you have to lie in bed for three days before getting out of the ground. But you can have enough breath to rush to the acupuncture point overnight, and you can keep the breath condensed, and the pain of tearing the acupuncture point is also To be able to withstand it, this kind of perseverance and talent, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it as a teacher!"

After thinking about it, I felt that it was still the miraculous effect brought by the fruit of the 櫰木果, so I told the whole story.After listening to Ye Jijie, the master praised the magic of the spiritual fruit of heaven and earth, and strengthened my confidence in rushing to the acupoints. It took the master half a year to break through an acupoint, but I only spent one night. If I give up, it is not violent. Gathering things from heaven, is it a waste of God's gift to me?

But the master also told me that the tearing of the acupoints needs to be healed, and don't get cold to avoid the root cause of the disease, which is like a woman confinement.But I didn't dare not to listen, and honestly took a hot bath in the room. I won't talk about the circle of things during the period. Anyway, I have the heart and powerlessness, and the key parts hurt!However, the function of that part has really been strengthened. It used to urinate one foot against the wind, but now it can actually urinate three feet against the wind. Huanhuan and I are so happy!

The master told me not to be impatient, wait until the acupoints don’t hurt before rushing, step by step, step by step, it is not necessary to finish decades of work in one day.I think that's right, if the pain comes back every day, I won't be surprised if I don't collapse!

Huanhuan and Quanquan brought me a pile of cinnabar and yellow paper, and the master drew a piece of talisman casually and asked me to follow the drawing.It is said that from now on I will teach me how to draw talismans, and it is still useful to subdue demons and demons. Compared with strength, a random mob is far better than ordinary people who practice Taoism, so learning to use talismans to defeat the enemy is a compulsory course for Taoism!

I asked, "What kind of symbol is this?"

The master didn't answer, and just stuck it on my forehead, and I couldn't move. "Understood? Immobilizing Talisman, no matter what it is, it will be fixed when you put it on, even ghosts in nothingness can be fixed!"

"So powerful?" I was so fascinated!

"Generally, it is used to practice drawing talismans. If you really want to meet an enemy, who would use the fixed body talisman without special circumstances? Just throw a thunder talisman at it, and it will be smashed to pieces!" The master said disdainfully.

I asked again: "Which talisman is the most powerful?"

The master turned to me and said: "There are three kinds of talisman colors, one is yellow talisman, black talisman and purple talisman. The more powerful Taoism requires higher talisman paper, so generally black talisman and purple talisman are not common. , the power is too great, and the person who draws the talisman will expend more energy, and it is generally not easy to use it! As for what is the most powerful, you should remember the eight characters that the talisman has no shape, and the spirit is powerful. All Taoism skills are powerful. It depends on whether the breath of the person using it is sufficient. The power of a person with a weak breath holding a purple talisman is far inferior to that of a yellow talisman used by a person with a strong breath!"

"The talisman has no shape, but the spirit is based on qi? Does it mean that the cultivation of the person who uses the talisman is the key, and the power of the talisman does not lie in the talisman itself, but the person who uses the talisman?" I asked.

The master beamed with joy: "Children can be taught! Draw slowly, first practice the basics, and then the master will teach you how to draw other things."