The First Witch Concubine: No discount for high-level prostitutes

When Gu Liuxi opened her eyes, she saw a pig's hand hit her chest directly, and she punched it counter-conditionally.

Lanshan Yucha didn't expect that she who usually sleeps like a pig would wake up at this time, so she was punched in the eye before she could prevent it.

Lanshan Yucha was in a very, very bad mood that day, and one eye was black and swollen.

General's eyes, what's going on?

People are discussing this matter in private.

A certain knife was also very puzzled, and wanted to ask Lanshan Yucha, but when he saw his face that was so embarrassing that it could kill people, he decided not to run into a wall, so he went to Gu Liuxi.

"I said, what the hell is going on with the general's eyes."

Gu Liuxi was cleaning the books in the camp, and a certain knife followed her closely, asking questions all the time.

Gu Liuxi was annoyed by his questioning, so she simply shook the towel in her hand, "I beat you, what's the matter? What's your opinion?"

You are so angry, did you eat explosives?

A certain knife raised his hands above his head, and made a standard gesture of surrender, "No, I absolutely dare not have any opinions."

He couldn't stop laughing in his heart, but what he was more curious about was why it was Gu Liuxi who beat him.

"However, I really want to know, why did you hit him?"

Gu Liuxi curled her lips, "Who told him not to sleep at night..." At this point, Gu Liuxi suddenly shut up. She remembered that she had promised Lanshan Yucha last night not to tell the story.

What happened last night was that Gu Liuxi punched Lanshan Yucha, and Lanshan Yucha screamed in pain, afraid of attracting people from outside, he held back.

It was Gu Liuxi who yelled out first, "Come here! There is..."

As soon as Lanshan Yucha heard that Gu Liuxi was going to call someone, she didn't care about his eyes, and immediately covered her mouth with her hand to prevent her from making a sound.

Gu Liuxi was terrified, and opened her mouth to be in his hand, biting tightly, secretly wanting to bite this pervert to death.

She was terrified, and she didn't know the severity of her mouth. The tip of her tongue quickly tasted the taste of blood, which was fishy and sweet.

Lanshan Yucha endured the pain, her brows were already frowned, and she whispered softly in her ear, "Shut up, don't bark, it's me."

Upon hearing this voice, Gu Liuxi was dumbfounded.

Lanshan Yucha's hand was left with a row of imprints, bloody, Gu Liuxi could only find a medical kit to bandage him.

Fortunately, there is a medical box here at Lanshan Yucha, otherwise the whole barracks would have to know about it.

During the bandaging process, neither of them spoke, and there was an eerie silence.

When Lanshan Yucha saw Gu Liuxi bandaging him up, she wished she could jump up and strangle her to death. Did she wrap it in such a thick layer to let everyone know that he was injured?Really.

How on earth is he going to explain to her what happened just now.

He wouldn't be so stupid as to tell her directly that she stayed up in the middle of the night to dig through her bags and touch his body because she wanted to find the mysterious thing she wanted to give the harpoon. act!

A big man didn't sleep at night to touch someone's body, and was caught straight, and the other party was a man, what would the other party think, would he be regarded as a pervert.

Lanshan Yucha was troubled in his heart.

Gu Liuxi was more entangled than him. Now she was finally sure about one thing, that is, the general was really gay.

Otherwise, how can I explain it? He stayed up in the middle of the night and sneaked up on her.

If the general is really gay, then she can rest assured.

She is a dignified woman.

However, she is now a man, so she should stay away from this gay, so as not to be discovered.

"Don't tell anyone what happened tonight?"

Lanshan Yucha's tone carried serious warnings and threats.

Gu Liuxi pretended to be stupid on purpose, "Why?"

Lanshan Yucha's face was very embarrassing, and he had a black eye, which was very funny.

Gu Liuxi bit her lower lip to keep herself from laughing, and said deliberately, "What did you want to do to me just now?"

Lanshan Yucha was going crazy when he heard this. What can he do to her? Everyone is a man, and he is not manly. He just wants to search and find out what that mysterious thing is. .

But how would he explain this to her.

Gu Liuxi stared wide-eyed, waiting for his sophistry, to see what other reasons he could make up.

Facing Gu Liuxi's clear gaze, Lanshan Yucha had no choice but to look away guiltily.

Lanshan Yucha's guilty conscience convinced Gu Liuxi that he was gay.

"I... I just saw a mosquito fly to your side. The mosquito is very noisy. It's so loud that I can't sleep. I just wanted to get up and kill it, and it flew to your side. , I chased after it, but who knew it flew onto your body, just as I was thinking...you woke up."

For the first time, Lanshan Yucha knew that he could open his eyes and tell nonsense.

Could this reason be too sloppy, he must at least find a reliable reason!

Gu Liuxi couldn't help but rolled her eyes, "I know, I will never tell about this matter!" She meant that he was gay.

After Lanshan Yucha heard it, he raised his head and glanced at him, "You'd better not say it."

"Got it! Are you annoying? I'm going to bed." Now that she knew a big secret of his, forgive him for not daring to do anything to her, so her attitude naturally became a little more arrogant.

Gu Liuxi returned to the place where she was sleeping, and suddenly turned around, with a serious warning in her eyes, "Also, you are not allowed to come over, even if a big mosquito bites me to death, you are not allowed to come over."

After thinking about it, Gu Liuxi felt that it was not safe, so she tore some gauze and tied it into a rope, enclosing a small place in her sleeping area.

Lanshan Yucha looked at her anti-pervert behavior, her eyes almost didn't fall off.

Gu Liuxi told him, "If you don't want me to tell what happened tonight, you can't cross this rope when you sleep at night."

Lanshan Yucha held his forehead heavily, "Understood."

Compared to the dignified general's behavior of stealing things in the middle of the night, he can barely accept being regarded as gay.

……

Facing a certain dao's curious and interested gaze, Gu Liuxi wanted to play tricks on him, so she hooked her finger at him, motioning him to come over.

Driven by curiosity, a certain knife immediately approached his face like a dog.

Gu Liuxi clung to his ear and yelled, "You are really silly! I won't tell you."

After Gu Liuxi finished red, she went out with a basin and towel in a good mood, leaving a certain knife standing there stunned.

He was being played by someone!

He who has always been good at playing tricks was actually tricked back one day.

Sure enough, those who come out to hang out will pay back one day.