The First Witch Concubine: No discount for high-level prostitutes

In the morning of the rising sun, Gu Liuxi Meimei woke up, only to find one thing in horror, that is, she forgot to wake up the general, and the most troublesome thing was that the general was no longer in the tent, but the general's quilt was covering her.

What's the situation, how could the general's quilt be on his body.

Could it be that she was too cold last night, sleepwalking to snatch the general's quilt.

No, no, what was she thinking about!

Gu Liuxi shook her head, got up quickly to tidy up her things, and put the general's quilt back neatly.

Just about to go out, the general came back head-on.

Lanshan Yucha continued to lift the curtain, and Gu Liuxi looked at him in bewilderment.

The atmosphere between the two was a little stiff.

"General, you are back."

Gu Liuxi first forced a smile.

"Ok!"

Lanshan Yucha nodded indifferently, and said sarcastically, "You slept pretty well."

Sure enough, it started to find fault.

A 12-point smile appeared on Gu Liuxi's face, "It's because the floor here is too comfortable for the general. I guarantee that this kind of thing will never happen next time."

Do you still want to have a next time?

Lanshan Yucha frowned when she saw that the quilt she had covered had been folded and put back on his bed. How dare she put the quilt she had covered on his bed.

"General, do you want breakfast now?"

To learn to be a dog's leg, one must first look at the face of the master. Gu Liuxi obviously hasn't reached the level of knowing how to do things based on the face.

Lanshan Yucha suppressed his anger again and again, "Before breakfast, you change and wash everything on my bed, and..."

He gave a particularly serious reminder, "Don't put things that other people have used on my bed."

Gu Liuxi's face suddenly felt embarrassed, she bowed her head and nodded, "Yes, I understand."

Gu Liuxi quickly removed the sheets and pillows, and even took away the quilt. When Gu Liuxi came back after washing, there was a new quilt on Lanshan Yucha's bed. Obviously, someone had come to change it for him new quilt.

Lanshan Yucha, who had taken a bath and changed out of his military uniform, was already sitting at the desk reading a book.

Seeing this scene, Gu Liuxi felt a sense of being tricked for a moment. She stood like a fool at the door of the tent holding the quilt without a cover, not knowing whether to enter or exit.

As if aware of Gu Liuxi's existence, Lanshan Yucha in front of the desk raised his head and glanced at her lightly, "What are you still doing in a daze, why have you been here for so long, why don't you come in quickly and prepare breakfast." Going to go to the military parade!

Does this person have any common sense? He looks shrewd, but he is actually quite stupid. Sometimes he really doubts what the purpose of his coming here is.

"I know... I know."

Gu Liuxi walked in with the quilt in her arms, her nose a little sore, "Then where are these quilts going?"

"No, you take it out and throw it away."

lost?

Gu Liuxi was dumbfounded. Could it be that this person is too extravagant? Such a good quilt was only covered by her once, and he was about to throw it away. It's really too much.

How could this person be so annoying.

Gu Liuxi whispered, "Well, if you lose it, why not give it to me!"

"Take it if you want, and do what you want."

"Oh, yes, it will be ready soon!"

Gu Liuxi put away the quilt and went to make breakfast right away.

Lanshan Yucha, who had eaten breakfast, was going to the military parade, so Gu Liuxi, as her personal attendant, naturally had to follow.

It was the first time for Gu Liuxi to see such a powerful ostentation. She had seen it on TV before, and it was the first time she had seen the endless human heads.

More than 20 people were on a desolate sand field, and the surrounding atmosphere was very serious.

Gu Liuxi also had to become serious.

Lanshan Yucha was training the army, and Gu Liuxi was watching from the side.

A certain knife came to Gu Liuxi's side at some point, "Did you sleep well last night?"

Gu Liuxi really hated this person who always appeared silently behind others, like a ghost. Thinking of the humiliation she suffered this morning, she said in a very good tone, "Thanks to you, I'm fine."

A certain knife said mysteriously, "You were in the same room last night, what did he do to you?"

Gu Liuxi asked back, "What will he do to me?"

That kind of cleanliness man even looks at her with dirty eyes, so it's strange that he can touch her.

For Hou, Gu Liuxi came up with a good idea. He would not take a bath often in the future, which would make him ugly.

Don't cleanliness hate people who don't take a shower?

This place is so desolate, water must be very economical, no one will say anything if you don't take a bath for a month, anyway, everyone doesn't wash.

Hehe, let's see how she comes back to avenge this morning.

A certain knife looked at the weird smile on Gu Liuxi's lips, "Do you know what your current expression reminds people of?"

"What do you think of?" Gu Liuxi answered subconsciously.

A certain knife said, "It looks like a treacherous face planning something."

"Do you know what everyone associates with your expression now?" Gu Liuxi asked him suddenly.

"What did you think of?" A certain knife answered subconsciously.

The corners of Gu Liuxi's lips were lightly raised, revealing a smile that seemed to be a smile but not a smile, "It will make people think of excessive indulgence, weak breath and weak body, and the whole face looks old..."

She had told the soldiers below that Mou Dao was a stallion popular with military prostitutes in the entire barracks, singing and singing every day until dawn.

She couldn't help but hit him to see if he dared to be arrogant in front of her.

A certain knife immediately covered his face that he thought he was a heartthrob, he looked old, how could it be, how could it be possible.

Gu Liuxi was secretly happy in his heart, but on the surface he patted a certain knife on the shoulder with a serious look, "For the sake of the rest of your life, it's better to use that thing sparingly, and it might disappear after you use it."

"What?" A certain knife didn't seem to understand.

Gu Liuxi's eyes glanced at his crotch, and that look clearly told him that it was your old er^ A certain knife was busy covering his crotch, "The more you use this thing, the less it is, how is it possible." He is a seven-time man in a night Ah hello!

When the parade came back, Lanshan Yucha couldn't help asking, "What did you say to the lieutenant just now, his face is so ugly."

Gu Liuxi pretended to be confused and said, "I didn't say anything! I just reminded him of common sense."

"What physical common sense?"

Lanshan Yucha showed doubts.

Gu Liuxi glanced at the bottom of his crotch, "You shouldn't need it." A person who is not close to women, even if he doesn't think he can mess around, naturally he won't need it.

However, Lan Shan's tone felt that Gu Liuxi's glance was slightly contemptuous, as if something about him was nakedly despised.