Xiaoyuan asked me curiously: "Xiaori, what is in your hand?"

I raised "36 Strategies" to her, handed it to her, took out my mobile phone, found Liu Xu's number, pressed the dial button, and said to Xiaoyuan: "If you are interested, you can watch it too." Look, this is the wisdom of our ancients... Hey, is that brother Liu Xu? I have thought of a solution! Let me tell you and see if it works."

……

After discussing for about 10 minutes, Liu Xu said in surprise: "Damn, look at my brain, I should have thought of this way a long time ago! Unexpectedly, the elder sister is still smart, tsk tsk, well, leave the rest to me, you are here Just wait for the good news at home! Let's discuss it another day!"

"Well, definitely! I'll leave the matter to you. If there is any situation, please contact me immediately!"

"no problem!"

After hanging up the phone, I was still very nervous. Although this method is a bit absurd, I haven't analyzed it carefully, and the feasibility is not high, but I am determined to take a gamble. Anyway, we are also driven to a dead end. , only when a dead horse is a living horse doctor can one survive from desperation!

Xiaoyuan said depressedly: "Why do you buy this book if you have nothing to do? It costs 20 yuan a copy, huh! You didn't even buy some condoms when you bought such a boring book. Just now... when you were doing it, you didn't bring a condom! If I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant, let's see what you do!"

I said awkwardly: "Xiaoyuan, don't be angry, don't be angry, I will definitely remember the condom next time, I will definitely remember it."

I think, our grade is so young, it should not be so easy to conceive.

Ha ha, girls' thoughts are really elusive.

Unexpectedly, a month later...

In the evening, Chu Liufang from the club also called me and told me about the fight between Ouyang Long and Jin Jiufu. He told me to be ready at all times, and I also told her about asking Liu Xu. She praised me for being brave and admired my idea. On the night she hung up the phone, Xiaoyuan received a call from the police station. , I have to complete some procedures tonight, and let my brother come back tomorrow!"

"No way? Cutting Jin Jiufu down so badly, no matter how you say it, is an act of self-defense. If he doesn't get sentenced, he will be detained for a period of time. Could it be that Jin Jiufu is so generous that he can just do it privately if he doesn't pursue responsibility? Then he has to pay for medical treatment." Fee?" Based on my legal knowledge, I briefly analyzed it, but I still couldn't think of it. I asked Xiaoyuan, and Xiaoyuan couldn't explain it clearly. She said that as long as her brother can be released, don't worry about it.

I later found out that Jin Jiufu had caused a lot of trouble outside. Because of Jin Xin's relationship, the police station basically turned a blind eye to it. The influence was too great, so they arrested him and detained him for a few days. Therefore, He has a lot of criminal records in the police station, and the police uncle also keeps secrets about him, and now he is causing trouble again. If he really wants to follow the formal procedures, Jin Jiufu may have to be locked up and he will not be able to get out for a few years. No matter how you want to care about these things, as long as no one is killed, it is reasonable to let Ouyang Long go, although it is unexpected.

It seems that the police uncle is also very open-minded. In the future, if I pick up money on the road, I will definitely give it to the police uncle, then salute, and say to them, uncle goodbye!However, the amount of money must be less than five yuan. If it is more than five yuan, I will... Hehe, you understand~

Niu Quao called me and asked me why I didn’t go back so late. I saw that Xiaoyuan was still very energetic, and I felt an itch in my heart, and told Niu Quao that I was staying at a classmate’s house and I wouldn’t go back tonight. Of course Well, Xiaoyuan doesn't mind either, rather, she agrees with it with both hands, because, in this way, we can crazily fuck what we are doing!

For dinner, Xiaoyuan also fried a plate of pork kidneys. I took a bite and found it not very tasty, so I asked curiously, "Xiaoyuan, do you like this thing?"

If she likes to eat it, the taste is too weird.

Xiaoyuan pouted and said, "You're pretending to be pure. You've been playing so hard lately. If you don't make up, aren't you afraid of kidney failure?"

It turns out that this thing is for nourishing the kidneys!I’m rubbing it, I’ve been wanting to mend my kidneys for a long time, you don’t know, although I do it very well every time, but recently I can see that the time is getting shorter and shorter, within half an hour after I’m done, Basically, I have no energy to get up, my waist is sore and my back is cramping, and I just have no time to buy some whips. This time, a big plate of pork kidneys is in front of me, how can I not cherish it?So, I didn't eat any other dishes, and I only ate half of the pork kidney. Xiao Xiaori had a reaction again, and Nima's reaction was still very strong!I couldn't take it anymore, put down the bowls and chopsticks in my hand, and moved to Xiaoyuan's side, trying to push her down!

The friendship between Cannon Friends has also been in operation for two weeks. Now, the relationship between me and Xiaoyuan is similar to that between me and Niu squat. I can directly say what I think of, and I can do what I want to do directly!Of course, there is still a big difference between Xiaoyuan and Niu Squat, because it’s okay to insert Xiaoyuan, and you don’t have to be responsible after you have a good time. If you insert Niu Squat, Niu Squat will insert me back!

Xiaoyuan said: "Don't move around, you go and eat the pork kidney first, otherwise, you can masturbate yourself tonight! Hmph!"

She said so, what else can I do?I had to eat it!

As soon as I finished eating, my little buddy shook suddenly, and I seemed to be possessed by a pig demon. Without thinking about anything, I just wanted to ride Xiaoyuan under me. When Xiaoyuan cleaned up the dishes, I put her Pushed it down into the room, just when she and I wanted to have another good time, the bell in my hand rang again inappropriately: "Yo la la ha la ha ha ha la ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

I answered the phone very bored. Liu Xu on the other end of the phone seemed to have received [-]ml of chicken blood. He said excitedly: "Sister, the matter has been settled! Haha, you are really cruel. Now, Jin Xin He and Jin Jiufu in the hospital were so angry that they almost broke off their brotherhood! That is to say, now that Jin Jiufu is alone and helpless, in a few days, as long as he finds a way to teach him a lesson, he won’t dare to bother you any more!”

I praised: "Dude, well done, treat you to dinner another day!"

After hanging up the phone, I was overjoyed. I didn't expect that my plan would really work. "36 Strategies" is really powerful. If I have time, I will study this book well!What I didn't know was that later, also because of this book, I reached a height that ordinary people can't reach!I will mention this later.

As for which trick I used, everyone should be able to guess, right?

Heh heh, the derivative plan of anti-estrangement plan, alienation plan!What I want Liu Xu to do is very simple, as long as he tells Jin Xin that Jin Jiufu said bad things about him, and then tell Jin Jiufu that Jin Xin said bad things about him, and he said what he said as he was unfeeling. Specifically, how did Liu Xu do it Yes, I didn't ask about it. For details, please refer to "Mixed in Women's High School".

In order to commemorate my first success with tricks, tonight I "slapped" Xiaoyuan to death. The whole process lasted for more than three hours, and we didn't fall asleep in our arms until we were exhausted. Now I vaguely remember that I was so tired that night, Xiaoyuan and I hugged each other, keeping a distance of 15 centimeters and sleeping until dawn!

At that time, I felt really blessed!

At ten o'clock the next morning, Xiaoyuan received a call from Ouyang Long, saying that the police station had let him out, so we went to meet him. Seeing Ouyang Long's appearance, Xiaoyuan, me, and my friends were all shocked , There is some white cloth tied on his left shoulder, the white cloth has been dyed red, it looks like the one that girls often use called something, hey, I have been masturbating too much recently, and my memory has declined, so I can’t remember it , guess, this is because the police station saw that he was not seriously injured, so he carried out simple treatment, how can this work?At that moment, Xiaoyuan and I took him to the hospital for an examination, and he was bandaged again. When we left the hospital, Ouyang Long said indignantly: "Jin Jiufu, I bought a high-end watch last year! If he still dares to come to me, I will Hack him! Paralyzed!"

I hurriedly dissuaded him: "Brother Long, he was already hospitalized by you, so you should spare him first."

"No! That shameless bastard! If you can't beat us, you'll kill someone. Go out and ask, who has hacked me, Ouyang Long!? Before that, I was hacked by someone! But it's Lin Feitian, who was killed by him! Cut it off, I don’t feel ashamed, but Jin Jiufu chopped it down, I’m ashamed, I’ll be ashamed!” Ouyang Long’s eyes were red with anger, and he wanted to stab Jin Jiufu a few times, so that he could stop his sexual dysfunction.

I asked suspiciously: "Lin Feitian? Who is it?"

Ouyang Long sighed, did not speak, took out his mobile phone and made a call to someone, and the tone should be his friends: "Yasha, do you know which hospital that thing is in? Okay, I'll go there right away. Wait for me in the old place!"

After hanging up the phone, Ouyang Long calmly said to Xiaoyuan and me: "You guys go back first, I'll go back when I go to get together with my friends, time is tight, let's go first!"

Xiaoyuan asked worriedly: "Brother, your hand is still hurt."

Ouyang Long stroked Xiaoyuan's head, and said softly: "It's okay, this little injury is not a big problem, I'll go to my friend to discuss something, and I'll be right back."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and was about to leave. I said, "Come back quickly, Xiaoyuan and I are waiting for you to eat at home."

Ouyang Long stopped for a while, then continued to move forward, stopped a motorcycle, waved his hand, and left in the dust.

Looking at his back, I seem to know that something bad will happen again.

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