mixed in women's high school

I just kept turning my head away, feeling extremely uneasy, I wanted to fall asleep but I didn't feel sleepy at all, I wished I could sing "Uneasy" immediately, but Lin Xiaoyu didn't notice my situation, she was listening carefully Fan Jianqiang talked about chemistry, so I just pretended to sleep on my stomach until the end of class. Lin Xiaoyu shook my "fragrant shoulders" and asked, "My deskmate, why are you still sleeping? You've been sleeping all day. Is it... that one?"

I buried my head and didn't look at her, and said, "Yes, yes, women always have so many days in a month."

Lin Xiaoyu smiled and said: "It's okay, you'll be fine if you get through it, girls are powerful creatures, we won't die if you bleed for a week every month, don't worry."

Uh, I'm not a woman, I can't bear to bleed for a week every month, I was speechless, and my thoughts were not on Lin Xiaoyu's side, damn, that girl is actually next to my seat, if I had known, I would have sat down I'm at the front, I'm so sorry!

Seeing that I didn't speak, Lin Xiaoyu seemed a little worried: "At the same table, if it really doesn't work, I'll ask for leave for you, otherwise you won't be able to attend class here, so you might as well rest at home."

Ask for leave?This is a good way. After asking for leave, I hurried home first and changed into men's clothes, so that I don't have to be afraid that she will recognize me. I turned my head and said to Lin Xiaoyu: "Well, then I will trouble you, I It's really uncomfortable."

"Hmm, wait a minute, I'll go downstairs to the class teacher's office." After finishing speaking, Lin Xiaoyu was about to raise her hand and stand up. , I will go home immediately after taking a good leave, thank you."

Yes, I really don't want to stay here for a moment, because the city's No. [-] Middle School is a girls' school, girls can come and go from the classroom at will during class, huh?Tell me why... Girls always have such and such things, you understand.I rushed out of the classroom, walked downstairs quickly, and walked into the head teacher's office. I immediately saw Teacher Cang.

He walked slowly to the desk with his head down, and I found him looking at his notebook... fuck me!You're cheating, Mr. Cang, why are you blatantly watching an island movie? I'm going, it's so heavy, it turned out to be a movie about the goddess warrior Muto Lan.Tsk tsk, the technique is really good. This kind of Titanic plus flip action is not something ordinary people can learn. According to my past experience, this difficulty factor has at least eight stars! ...Um, I'm here to ask for leave!

Teacher Cang watched with gusto, swallowing his saliva, staring at the screen, his eyeballs almost popped out. I have been standing here for almost half a minute, and he hasn’t noticed yet. This kind of scrupulous attention to science is very worthwhile. We young people learn.I turned my head away, pretending I didn't see anything, and said, "Teacher Cang, please excuse me."

As soon as Teacher Cang heard my voice, he immediately closed the laptop, turned his head and said to me with a calm face, "This classmate, you seem to be... from our class, right? What can I do for you?" ?”

I touched my nose, thinking that Teacher Cang is really thick-skinned. After being found out, his face didn't blush and his heart didn't beat. I said, "I'm Bo Riri from Class Nine. I'm not feeling well. Can I ask for a day off this afternoon?"

"Uncomfortable, where is it uncomfortable?" Teacher Cang's eyes flashed a strange light.

"Um, that's right there... I'm so ashamed." I pretended to be shy and said, my voice was so coy, I almost made myself sick, but I saw Teacher Cang's excited expression.

"How about, let me check it for you. I also learned a lot about medicine in college, so I can recommend a few medicines for you later, so it won't be so uncomfortable." Teacher Cang said seriously .

I think this teacher must have just come here. If he were to be the head teacher for a year, how many ignorant girls would fall under him?This kind of sanctimonious guy is the most dangerous. Fortunately, I am a boy and I don't support homosexuality.

I said: "No need, it's time-consuming, my mother wants me to go home for dinner."

In fact, there is something in this sentence, especially the last sentence "My mother wants me to go home for dinner", which means to tell Teacher Cang that I will not spend the night with you, otherwise my beloved chrysanthemum may die because of this. And fall!At this time, a famous poem by the great poet Li Shangyin emerged in my heart: It is difficult to say goodbye when we meet each other, and the east wind is weak and the flowers are dying!

"Oh, that's fine, then go home and have a good rest, remember to tell the teacher if you feel uncomfortable next time." Teacher Cang looked at me with a gentle look, I couldn't help blushing, lowered my head, and said, "Thank you, teacher. , then I'll go first."

Walking out of the office door, I looked back at Teacher Cang reluctantly. Teacher Cang was waving to me with a pure smile, tsk tsk, I must be a teacher in a girls' school in the future!I looked curiously at some other teachers in the office, and then discovered a shocking big secret. I wiped it, and all of them were male teachers, old and young, pure and wretched. .What happened to this school?

Don’t think about it too much. Since they are all in girls’ schools, and men disguise themselves as women, they must have a very high level of political awareness. I walked out of the school, waited at the station for about 10 minutes, and then got on the bus. 20 A few minutes later, I got out of the car and ran back home immediately.

Except for me, there is no one else in the family. My parents have gone to work. They have to work more than ten hours a day, and then each of them takes a salary of several hundred yuan a month to support the family. This is a capitalist society. Remember my mother Some time ago, I told me that two workers in their factory died of heat stroke. In the end, their family members came to make trouble, and the boss paid 20 yuan to each of them and the matter was settled. There is a saying that is true: you want the boss money, the boss wants your life!

This is the society, but I never thought about it at that age.After returning to the room, I quickly closed the door, took off all the shirts and skirts, put on my handsome short sleeves and denim shorts, went to the bathroom to remove the makeup on my face, and went back to the room to continue I looked in the mirror and changed my hairstyle with jelly water. I couldn't help sighing, "Tsk tsk, you're so handsome!"

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky! Let me keep you with my heart! Stay! Singing the most dazzling..."

The singing of Phoenix Legend was heard in the room, the singing was high-pitched and loud, I couldn't help but jumped up happily to the singing, and sang while dancing, tsk tsk, the world can no longer stop the national style... Oh shit, this is not my love machine "Nokia" 2610 ringtone!The ability to play ringtones immediately is not bad!

He quickly answered the phone, and the voice of a cow squatting came from the other end of the phone.

"Brother... hurry up, come help me, I... I was chopped off!" Niu squatted on the other end of the phone and wailed.

I was shocked, was hacked?What's going on, Niu Zuo is usually very honest, never causes trouble, and is a very good person, and his appearance is harmless to humans and animals. It is a purely pollution-free product and easy to get close to. In comparison, it's nothing like the big picture. I think I was brought into this way by him back then.Let me think about it, no, he is so thick-skinned that he can't even cut it!This kid, if you want to ask me to go out to play, just tell me, don't touch me in the grove.

I said, "Dude, are you kidding me? Where are you? I'll be there right away."

Niu Quao said, "I'm walking about two or three meters to the left at the gate of Panlong Middle School, come here quickly!"

I directly pressed the hang up button, thinking to myself, Panlong Middle School, I seem to have heard of it somewhere.Forget it, let's not worry about it, let's go out and play for a while before it's four o'clock.Maybe you can meet a few girls by the way, and you can ask them to go to the lawn to talk about life at night!

Panlong Middle School is not very far from my home, only about one kilometer, it is almost the most garbage high school in the city.It is said that there are punks everywhere in this school, and the teacher doesn't care about the class, for fear of offending the students, there will be no good fruit to eat at that time, you know, you can't mess with anyone who is underage!Because, if you have a dispute with an adult, you will probably lose money, and if you have a dispute with a minor, he will probably kill you!

After walking for about ten minutes, I came to the gate of Panlong Middle School. It was class time, and Panlong Middle School was still a thriving scene. Many were playing on the court, and some seemed to be "practicing" on the playground. ", I was so busy, in order to prevent being targeted, I walked away quickly, and continued to walk to the left of the gate. After walking for a while, I still didn't see the figure of the cow squatting, so I walked back again, Suddenly, a voice reached my ears: "Son of a dog, I'm...here...here."

When I heard it, it was indeed the sound of a cow squatting, but where is he?It seemed to come from the weeds on the left. I saw a few tufts of grass moving, so I walked over to have a look. Sure enough, the cow was lying on the weeds next to it, and we all played together. It's been so many years, I can't admit it.

"Stinky boy, so you are here. Tell me, where are we going...or..." I slowly approached him while talking. After seeing the scene in front of me, I was immediately stunned. The clothes have been torn several times. In those openings, there are either scars or bruises, and his face is also painted, and the corners of his mouth are red and swollen. If Journey to the West is re-made, I think Zhu Bajie must be his character. none other than!The most conspicuous thing is the jeans, the part of the left thigh on the pants has been completely dyed red!