mixed in women's high school

My name is Bo Riri. I am male and I like female. My family chose this name with good intentions. It means that the Bo family can learn from others’ strengths and prosper. Unexpectedly, in the age of river crabs, this name has added a new meaning.

Life is like a coffee table full of tragedies. This sentence is really the best way to describe my life.

When I was just born, I was catching up with the nurse aunt's menopause, because I didn't cry the first time, I was beaten up by her!I cried so hard that my grandma thanked her all the time afterwards, praising her for her skills!

When I was five years old, I went to the amusement park with my mother and got lost. A kind uncle saw me so sad and wanted to take me across the road. Unfortunately, before he reached the middle of the road, he was caught by a car. The taxi was hit. Fortunately, the ambulance arrived in time, otherwise the funeral car next to him might have missed him by the way.

When I was ten years old, I was in the third grade. On that day, Banhua and I went home hand in hand, talking and laughing, humming a song. Because I was too focused, I suddenly hit the wall with a "boom". Come on, Banhua asked me, are you okay?I was in terrible pain, but in order to show my manliness, I said, it’s okay, but the blood was pouring from my forehead, and she was so scared that she called her mother and went home crying. After that, we never went home together.

When I was 13 years old, in the graduation exam for primary school to junior high school, I thought of cheating because I didn’t study well and I didn’t want to be scolded by my family. Handed me the test paper.I carefully took the papers and compared them, and I was so moved that I almost cried, Nima, all four options of the multiple-choice question have been selected!

When I was 15 years old, I fell in love with Yang Xiaozi for the first time, so I invited her to the school road to confess my love to her. At that time, the sky was gray and it started to rain. Big is not small, it is moderate rain, and immediately, I thought of Dai Wangshu's "Rain Lane", thinking that in this mood, the success rate of confession will be much higher.At that moment, I blushed and said to her: Xiao Zi, I like you.Xiao Zi covered her head with her hands, forced a smile and said, "You are a good person."

In the summer when I was 16 years old, it was the time of our middle school entrance examination, and the weather was extremely hot and unbearable. In the examination room where I was, all the fans happened to be broken. Twenty minutes before the start of the examination, I meditated on Sakyamuni in my seat in the examination room. Trying to get rid of such a hot mood and reach the state of "selflessness", what I didn't expect was that a pretty good-looking girl at the next table was sweating all over her body, and her white dress was soaked, which was faintly visible. The beautiful scenery inside, obviously, she is much more attractive to me than Sakyamuni, and I still lick my dry lips from time to time, and wipe the sweat on my forehead with a tissue... Damn, this Isn't it naked seduction or what? !

At this moment, she suddenly fell headfirst on the desk, and the first thing I thought of was: she has a heat stroke!Yes, the air is so hot and you wear so many clothes, it's no wonder you don't suffer from heat stroke.Immediately, a series of heroes appeared in my mind, Dong Cunrui, Huang Jiguang, Qiu Shaoyun, and Lei Feng were instantly possessed by their souls!At that moment, I was not alone in the fight!I swallowed heavily, took a deep breath, immediately left the seat and carried her on my back, and ran out of the examination room towards the infirmary before the invigilator reprimanded me. At this time, she suddenly struggled, and I She said, don't move, the infirmary will be here soon, she cried and beat my head desperately, and said: "What infirmary... I just came to that one these few days... let me go! Let me go! "

Afterwards, I almost got my test scores revoked.What do you say?Then there is no more.

……

There is a common saying called "It is always sunny after the rain". Now that I think about it, this sentence is really common.

At the age of 16, shortly after finishing the entrance examination for high school, I happily received the admission notice. When I saw the shining scores on the notice, I was filled with indignation. What a pity, I was only [-] points away The city is in focus!Look at the school that admitted me, huh, it turned out to be the third middle school of the city?Well, this should be my second choice, that is to say, I was not accepted by the school of my first choice. I called the teacher at that time, and the teacher told me that I was still three points away from the Huizhong score line.

Hey, it's still three points away, so there's nothing we can do, No. 20 Middle School?It sounds like the third-ranked middle school in Nancheng City, and it looks pretty good.So, I took the admission notice home and handed it to my dad with a wretched smile, thinking that he would praise me, tsk tsk, maybe he would make an exception and give me a few hundred dollars in pocket money, haha, that guy on the street Didn’t a small shop that sells CDs just buy some island country passion movies recently? I remember that Mr. Cang is very popular, and a piece costs [-] yuan...

But what I didn't expect was that my father frowned after seeing it, and scolded angrily: "You bad boy! Don't you know that No. [-] Middle School is a girls' school? I told you when filling out the application, just fill in Huizhong Well, how did you fill it in!?"

Uh, No. [-] Middle School is a girls' school?Why have I never heard of it? It’s impossible... No, since it’s a girls’ school and I’m a boy, boys were not allowed to apply to girls’ schools in those days, so how did I get into it?This is not scientific!

I explained it to my dad. Dad thought for a long time before he figured it out. He took out the household registration book and looked at it carefully, and then threw it to me. Date, Gender: Female, Date of Birth: March 1990, 3.

I was dumbfounded, and asked: "What's going on, not only the gender, but even my birthday is wrong!"

Dad paused and said, "It's not because of the police station!"

I said angrily: "Then you should have noticed it earlier, why didn't you change it back then!"

Dad didn't speak at the time, his brows were still slightly frowned, but I knew he wasn't angry, he probably didn't want to tell me the truth, and later my mother secretly told me: I did get it at that time, but the police said it would cost 4000 yuan. My mother’s combined salary is less than 1000 yuan a month. Besides me, there is a sister who is one year younger than me in the second year of junior high school. The impact on the family is too great.

Immediately, there are countless grass mud horses running happily in the Gobi in my heart, what the fuck!Have you ever seen a hukou where the gender can be mistaken?My birthday is March [-]th?You are only on March [-]th, and your whole family is March [-]th!Obviously it's June [-]th, okay?At that moment, I really wanted to burn down the police station with a torch!

Dad sighed, with a helpless expression on his face, he said: "Go and repeat the study, I will try my best to find a way this year."

Hearing what my father said, a nameless anger suddenly surged up in my chest. Maybe it was because I was in puberty at that age... well, it was puberty, and my rebellious mood was extremely high. At that moment, I really wanted to find Block frozen tofu crashed to death forget it!Because it is useless to repeat a year of study!The score line of City No. [-] Middle School is more than [-] points higher than that of City No. [-] Middle School. How could a pure socialist middle school student like me reach that level! ?

"I don't want it! I will never repeat it!" I shouted dissatisfied.

"Don't repeat? Then you go to work!" Dad was a little angry.

"I don't want to work, I want to study!"

"Study? Is the third middle school in the city where you study? Don't be so hard on me! You can either repeat your studies or go to work!" Dad suddenly stood up and shouted, his face was a little red, and his breathing was a little short.

Now, I was frightened by him, and the dissatisfaction in my heart became more and more intense, so I made a painful decision-I want to run away from home!right!I am 16 years old this year, and my hair is almost grown. It is time to tell them that I can stand on my own!Self-improvement!I will do what I want to do!I swore that I would never come back to this home again, let my parents cry, and finally begged me bitterly: Son, go back, we bought you a cake.

It was night, and I cried at the door of the house with my nose full of tears: "Dad, Mom, I'm hungry... woo."

I was depressed for a whole week because of the matter of going to high school. My mother couldn't stand it anymore. She discussed with my father and said that it was for me to go to a girls' school. , City No. [-] Middle School may change next year. It will start to recruit boys. It doesn’t matter if I go in. Dad still firmly disagrees, saying that it will ruin my reputation. Said happily: "I want to study!!"

Really, I didn't have any evil thoughts at the time, I just thought about studying... How hard is it to work?

Finally, after struggling for a long time, my father said with a straight face: "I don't care about you!" After finishing speaking, he went out.

So, my mother and I declared victory in the battle.Yes, my mother has always been on my side, playing the role of red face, and my father is playing the role of black face. I know that they both have good intentions.

But my mother is still a little worried: "If you go to a girls' school, I don't know if the school allows it. You are a boy..."

I thought about it, and indeed, this is a problem. After all, the school still stipulates that only girls are recruited.Suddenly, I thought of something again, so I went back to the room and took a look in the big mirror. After looking up and down, I nodded with satisfaction, um, if I dress up, I should look pretty pretty.

After an hour-long mental war, I finally made a "painful" decision.

I came out of the room, patted my chest and said, "Mom, I have a solution, I can go in disguised as a man!"

This was a rather bold decision, and it should be regarded as unprecedented. Looking at her mother's face, she was obviously terrified, with her mouth wide enough to stuff an egg, with an unbelievable expression on her face.

I continued, "It's okay, I look a little... like a girl."

My mother looked at me, carefully looked at her son, frowned slightly, and was very speechless, but my thoughts were not like this. Think about it, in ancient times, Mulan served in the army for her father, and now I am going to school every day Men disguise themselves as women, in my eyes, the nature of the two is the same~

"You see, when I was 12 years old, Aunt Xie, who just moved here, said to you the first time she saw me: You are so lucky to have such a beautiful and fair daughter, and my son is not young anymore. , or we..." I said.

Mother:"……"

In the end, after my continuous explanations, my mother finally agreed, and my father didn't care too much, and he didn't want to care too much, but I think the reason why he agreed with me to enter the girls' school was because of him. I have always believed that the succession of the family is very important!

I am happy, thinking that the spring of life is coming soon!But there is another problem. Although I look more like a girl, I can only say "comparative". If you let me wear handsome clothes and let people stare at me for more than 10 minutes, most people can still be sure that I am handsome. Young man, it is still very risky to enroll directly in this way, after all, he still has to spend three years!

Since you want to enter a girls' school and dress up as a girl, you must buy some girls' clothes. I'm the kind of person who does whatever it takes to achieve my goal. I just do what I say and rush into the supermarket. When I see When the clothes counter was full of girls' underwear, I almost sprayed out a nosebleed!How could such a pure me bear it? I hurried to the toilet to wash my face before I dared to come back. Unexpectedly, when I was picking out a few kawaii bras, I met Yang Xiaozi!