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Little Gudong looked at the situation, it seemed impossible to escape, so he dawdled back into the house.

The door creaked shut, Little Gudong sat on the bed, rolled his eyes, and his eyes fell on the teapot on the table.

"Let you taste my little boy's urine!" He got up from the bed, ran to the table to pick up the pot, opened the lid, turned his back to the window, and urinated in the teapot.

He smiled slyly, put the kettle far away, then rolled over on the bed, grabbed the quilt to cover it, and after a while, there was an even sound of snoring.

After the third watch, Tong Fuan came out of the cellar after practicing in the palace, stretched his hands and feet in the yard, opened the door and entered the house.He glanced at the sleeping little Gudong on the bed, seemed very satisfied, sat down at the table with a smile, picked up the teapot and poured a glass of water, and drank it in one gulp, then spit it out suddenly, smashed the glass on the ground, and yelled : "Come here! Who added water to the teapot?"

A man in black ran in from outside, and replied tremblingly: "It's a villain, father-in-law, what's wrong with the water?"

"Come and drink, what a strange smell!" Tong Fuan was furious, grabbed the man over, and poured water into his mouth.

"Cough cough! Cough cough!" The man gulped down a pot of urine-water mixture into his stomach, choking so hard that he couldn't speak for a long time.

"Salty-stinky-wow-" he stammered, and ran outside the house to vomit.

"Hahahaha—hahahaha——" Little Gudong couldn't hold back any longer on the bed, and laughed loudly with punches and kicks.

Tong Fu'an turned his head and frowned at Little Gudong.

"How is it? Young master's pee smells good, right? Hahahaha——" Little Gudong patted the bed board and laughed.

"Little bastard!" The man in black who came back from vomiting ran to the window to beat up Little Gudong, but Tong Fuan kicked him to the corner.

"Elder-in-law?" The man in black was puzzled, and looked at Tong Fu'an in pain while clutching his stomach that hurt from kicking.

"Get out and call everyone outside." Tong Fu'an said coldly.The man in black hurriedly crawled out of the room and called everyone outside.

"Little Gudong is the godson of the old man, and he will also be the heir of the old man's martial arts. You are so good to be served by the old man!" Tong Fuan sat down and said to them.

"Son? Heir?" Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, unable to react from their astonishment for a moment.

"Huh?" Tong Fu'an slammed the table suddenly, causing everyone to kneel down in fright, and greeted Little Gudong: "Little ones pay respects to the young master, may the young master enjoy immortal blessings forever, and live as long as the heavens!"

Little Gudong stood triumphantly on the bed, pointing at them with a small head, and said, "Kowtow! Kowtow three times to the young master first!"

Everyone dared to be negligent and kowtowed one after another.

"Well, not bad, not bad, you! And you! Come here, beat the young master's legs!" Little Gudong casually pointed at the two of them.

"Yes." The two trotted over with their heads bowed, pinched Little Gudong's legs and beat his back.

Tong Fu'an watched from the side, "haha" laughed twice, walked up to Little Gudong and asked, "How is it? I take you well, right? Why don't you go outside now and light incense candles, and ask the old man to be your father."

"Now? No, no, no." Little Gudong shook his head like a rattle.

"Huh?!" Tong Fuan waited for him with bulging eyes.

"Let's talk about it later, young master, I can't escape from your palm, ahhh—I'm sleepy, sleep." Little Gudong waved his hands impatiently, rolled on the bed, and shrank into the quilt all at once.

Tong Fu'an had no choice but to send the people out of the room. He sat at the table and stared at the sleeping little Gudong. After a while, he tiptoed to the bed and sat down to lie next to the little Gudong. sleep.

"Who told you to sleep here!" Little Gudong suddenly sat up and yelled at him.

"I don't sleep here, do I sleep underground?"

"Sleep wherever you like, anyway, you are not allowed to sleep next to the young master! Your body smells like blood, and the young master will be suffocated to death by you!" Little Gudong looked at him in disgust.

"How dare you despise this old man!" Tong Fu'an seemed to be trying his best to endure his anger.

"So what if you dislike it?" Little Gudong smiled contemptuously.

"You—you little bastard! If the old man didn't see that the back of your head looks exactly like the old man, and you have the same double vortex, I wouldn't want to recognize you as my son!" Tong Fuan jumped out of bed and said to Little Gudong. shouted.

"Then don't admit it, who cares that you recognize it?" Little Gudong looked at him disdainfully.

"Don't admit that I killed you!" Tong Fu'an suddenly revealed his fierce look, drew out his short sword and approached Little Gudong.

Little Gudong looked at him coldly, and said, "My lord said, you are not allowed to hurt me!"

"It's okay for me to disobey the prince once! Hehe, the prince cares about the princess, but I have to get the antidote for the princess. If I kill you, I will be punished at most, and I won't do anything to the old man!" Tong Fuan grinned .

Hearing what he said, Little Gudong felt a little scared in his heart. Tong Fuan killed people without blinking an eye, and he might end up with a single blow!

"Don't mess around!" He shrank back to the corner of the bed.

"I kill you, it's like crushing an ant! Tell me! Do you recognize me as a father?" Tong Fu'an pressed his sword against Little Gudong's neck, and said viciously.

Little Gudong didn't dare to move, looked at him for a while, and said, "If you force me to recognize you as your father, I won't honor you when you're old, and I won't let you die when you die. His son's surname is Tong."

"You!" Tong Fu'an didn't think so far, and was at a loss for words.

"Still take the sword away?" Little Gudong gave him a blank look.

Tong Fu'an actually took back the dagger, sat on the edge of the bed annoyed, and said, "I can't force you, and I can't coax you. Tell me, what do you want in order to accept this old man as your father?"

"Correct evil and return to righteousness, no longer practice evil skills, no longer help the prince and queen, follow the prince loyally, and ask for the antidote for the sister of the princess on a regular basis. If I can do this, I will recognize you as my father and intercede for you. Let the emperor, the prince, the sister of the princess and your master stop killing you, how about it? Think about it carefully." Little Gudong spoke for a long time in one breath.

Tong Fu'an pondered for a while, and said quietly: "It is impossible to turn your back on the queen and the prince without practicing magic skills! Besides, none of them, the emperor, the prince, the princess, and the master, will forgive the old man. The sins that the old man committed himself , I know it in my heart."

"Since it is clear, why don't you put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha right away?" Little Gudong had heard such words from his master when he was in the Taoist temple.

"Hahaha - I can't let go of the butcher's knife anymore, and I don't want to become a Buddha! Brat, you go to sleep, the old man sits outside." Tong Fu'an laughed out loud, and there was a bit of sadness in his laughter.

Little Gudong watched him leave the room, patted his chest, and said: "My life is saved again. Fortunately, my master is smart, but this old monster is cruel and changeable. If you don't recognize him as your father, I'm afraid he will kill you at any time." Master's life!"