The legend of the poisoner online game

"You're paralyzed..."

Huang Mao punched Xiao Yu on the chest, Xiao Yu swayed, and then stood still firmly.

"Boy, you've lost your reputation."

What Xiao Yu was waiting for was this moment. Justifiable defense and fighting were two different things. Although he would be fine even if he hit someone, but he would never let himself be wronged if he had a chance to take advantage of it.

With a sound of 'Peng', Xiao Yu kicked Huang Mao's lower abdomen. At that time, the boy squatted down holding his stomach. Hong Mao and Cun Tou saw that his accomplice was injured. It hit Xiao Yu's head.

"You two are gray too."

Xiao Yu stretched out his hands, grabbed the wrists of Hongmao and Cuntou from left to right, he spread his arms outwards and then swung them in the middle, the two boys collided like two gong leaves. Together, they squatted down covering their noses with their hands.

The two boys were about the same height, they were face-to-face and nose-to-nose bumped by Xiao Yu's swing, and now they just squatted there and wept.

"Silly B's are there every year, especially this year." Xiao Yu muttered, and shouted at Diana and Li Zhien, who were standing stunned and watching: "Let's go, this is not a game, do you two still want to play with this expression?" See how I beat them three seconds?"

……

On the way back to the apartment, the way the second daughter looked at Xiao Yu completely changed.

"Xiao Yu, I really didn't expect you to be able to fight. I was so surprised." Li Zhien looked at him adoringly: "I thought, I thought..."

"Why?" The feeling of being stared at by two beautiful women with adoring eyes is not something every man can experience, Xiao Yu felt so comfortable all over.

"I thought you were only good at sneak attacks." Diana said the rest for Li Zhien.

Xiao Yu curled her lips: "You mean James? I'm too lazy to waste time. Now that I'm old, I don't like to move anymore. Back then, I could hit eight like him alone."

"Don't believe me? Forget it, pretend I didn't say it." Seeing that the two girls were silent, Xiao Yu didn't say anything more. During this period of time, he discovered a problem. Whenever he told the truth, others They will all look skeptical. These days, lies seem to be easier to accept than the truth.

……

Back at the apartment, the three of them entered their own rooms and logged into the game.

"Boss, are you here?"

There was a system reminder for the family members to go online, and Xiao Yu was discovered by Dionysus Huahua as soon as she came up.

"Well, when did you log in?" Xiao Yu said as he opened the list of family members and looked at it. He found that six of the 12 members of the family were not online.

Dionysus Huahua: "Just came up for a while, Boss, your bird is with me, do you want to take it back and play for a while?"

"..." Xiao Yu: "Go ahead and play, the level is full now, practice your skills when you have time, don't keep playing with birds."

Dionysus Huahua: "Well, okay boss, I'll listen to you."

"Patriarch, are you online? I'm running a family mission." I, 008, also spoke on the family channel.

Xiao Yu: "Well, thank you for your hard work."

I'm 008: "It's not hard, it's not hard, it's for the family. These tasks are too simple, but the rewards are less, and it's a bit time-consuming."

Xiao Yu: "Well, there will be more family rewards when you reach level 2."

I'm 008: "Yeah, I'll continue to run tasks, and call me when there are activities."

The rewards for family quests are indeed too small, especially when no good craftsmen are hired. Running a quest only gives a little experience and a few coppers, but it takes five or six minutes. Loyal players really no one wants to run.

Fortunately, there are dwarves in the blacksmith shop of the Xiao Yu family. The task rewards he released are still very generous, but the number of tasks is limited. Each person can only do 10 times a day, which also makes the members of the pest family feel distant. Not addictive.

Taking advantage of the lack of family members, Xiao Yu also started family missions. These missions are indeed very simple. Some of them are delivering letters, some of them are helping NPCs to buy something. Occasionally encountering a mission of killing monsters is also a mission with low blood defense, low attack and weak explosion. Low-level mobs, no challenge at all.

After running for more than ten minutes, the charming little cat demon came online: "Brother Patriarch, why are you here so early?"

As soon as this girl came online, she greeted Xiao Yu, and Xiao Yu's whole body was itchy with a greasy voice: "Well, the kitten is here, have you eaten?"

The charming little cat demon: "Yeah, brother patriarch, what are you doing? Kitty wants to upgrade, can you take me with you?"

Xiao Yu: "Let's wait a while. Let's go to the dungeon when the monk is online. Now I'm running a family mission. If you have nothing to do, you can come and run and raise the family early."

"Okay, okay, the kitten will run with you." The voice of the charming little cat demon was too lethal, and Xiao Yu felt that if he kept talking like this, his bones would be crumbled.

"This girl's voice is so slutty." Diana suddenly sent a private message.

Xiao Yu "..."

Diana: "You like girls like this?"

Xiao Yu: "I don't like it, I don't like it very much."

Diana: "Then which one do you like?"

Xiao Yu: "Pretty, the more beautiful the better!"

Diana: "Pervert!"

Xiao Yu: "..."

Li Zhien also sent a private message at this time: "The voice of this little cat demon is too charming, I really can't stand her."

Xiao Yu: "You mean to tell her to shut up?"

Li Zhien: "This is not good, I will turn off the sound, if you need anything, you can find me by typing."

"Ok."

A few minutes later, Hua Feihua went online.

Hua Feihua: "Wife wife, call wife!"

"Honey, I'm here, why did you come here, are you awake?" The voice of the charming little cat demon sounded again.

"Yeah, I just woke up, did you miss me? Brother, when did you get on?"

Xiao Yu: "Just for a while."

In the private chat, Xiao Yu sent another message to Hua Feihua: "How do you know this little cat demon? It's developing very fast, and the title has been changed."

Hua Feihua: "Quack, what's the matter, am I good? There is no girl you can't miss, hehe."

Xiao Yu: "Well, tell me, how did you two know each other? Did she seduce you, or did you seduce her? This is very important, so tell the truth."

Hua Feihua: "Brother, do you want to ask me for tips on how to pick up girls? Haha, I picked her up. With my perfect tongue and all the equipment, she was easily hooked." , Of course, I also bragged to her about how awesome our family is, hehe. However, I found that I really like her. "

Xiao Yu: "What do you mean?"

Hua Feihua: "It means that your brother and I may fall in love with her."

Xiao Yu was a little dizzy: "Love? Are you kidding me, you two have only known each other for a day."

Hua Feihua: "I know it's a little too sudden, but I really feel that I like her. The feeling for her is different from other girls. She likes me too, and I can feel it."

Such a girl does give people a different feeling. Just listening to her voice can make a man excited.

However, I really can't explain clearly about the relationship. Although Xiao Yu never believed in love at first sight, there are many such things in reality.

Xiao Yu: "Okay, then you cherish it. With her, you can save yourself a few beatings. Are you sure she is not a married woman?"

"elder brother!"

"Also, let me tell you something. In the family, I am 008 and I am an undercover agent. I should be sent by the Wuji Temple."

Hua Feihua: "What? 008 is an undercover agent? Fuck, let me just say, this kid doesn't look like a good guy with his name. Didn't you say you gave him a red weapon? Did you get it back?"

Xiao Yu: "No, I gave him another golden weapon"

Hua Feihua: "..."

"I'll tell you what's going on..."

When Xiao Yu was explaining to Hua Feihua how to use 008 to contribute to the family, I, 008, also received a message.

True Destiny: "Where is it?"

I'm 008: "Haha, you're here? Turn on the voice and tell you good news."

The real man's eyes lit up: "Good news? What did you find out?"

After the private chat voice is connected.

"Hahaha, Son of Heaven, guess what I got today?" I am 008 and I am as happy as I am laughing.

The real man: "What? Did you find out the address where you lost everything?"

"No, no, guess again, I'll give you three chances, I don't think you will be able to guess."

"You fucking can't guess and you let me guess? I don't have that much time, so hurry up and tell me, what did you find out!" the real man said impatiently.

"It's not that I found out anything, but I changed my weapon, Jinwu, the fifteenth-level Jinwu! It was given by the patriarch! How is it? Awesome, right? Hahaha." I was 008 excited like a man who just got out of the hands of his companions. The three-year-old who snatched the toy,

"Fuck!" The real man felt that he was about to be driven mad by this guy: "You're so happy after getting a weapon? It depends on your fucking success..."

008: "It's not about a weapon. You know, I've been promoted, and now I'm the head of the family's internal affairs. I just got promoted this afternoon. Hahaha, I'm so happy."

"Promotion? What else?"

"Yeah, yeah, until now I feel like a dream, I can actually be the chief executive of the wealthiest family in the whole district, what a wonderful thing this is, I'm so happy!"

"What about the information I want? Have you found out? What is the name of their patriarch and where is he from? Have you asked?"

"Uh... don't worry, it's not the time yet. I've only been in the family for more than a day. If I ask now, it will definitely arouse the other party's suspicion. We have to wait for the opportunity."

"Well, just don't forget, what are you doing now? Are you upgrading?"

008: "No, I'm running a family mission."

"Family mission?"

"Well, the patriarch said that he wants to upgrade the family. I am the head of internal affairs, mainly responsible for family building, so I have to take the lead and set an example."

"Fuck, you're fucking real, run, run, let me know if there's any movement."

"Yeah, by the way, I remembered something. The family will organize group activities tonight."

"what activity?"

"[Skull Cave], the patriarch said to go to the Skull Cave tonight."

……

"What? Tonight, you lost everything and organized people to fight [Skull Cave]?" After cutting off 008's voice call, the Destined Son turned on the communicator with the Promise God of War.

True Destiny: "Well, I just got the news."

The Promise God of War: "How many of them are going? Just their family? Or do they have helpers?"

The Son of Destiny: "It should be their family themselves. I haven't heard that there is a helper."

The Promise God of War: "Okay, I see, you organize people, and we will go to have fun tonight."

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(Xiao Jiu also built a book friend group like others, the group number is [323198893], everyone understands what it means? If you don’t understand, you can join the group and ask, there are people in the group who understand, if you don’t understand, don’t join the group, man Play the little jj a thousand times, and the girl... [-] times)