Emperor Liu Hong

() Now that he knew the culprit, Liu Hong released the prostitutes.What is his status, it is too cheap to care about these poor people.

Although the prostitute was let go, Liu Hong didn't intend to let it go.

"How on earth are you going to vent your anger?"

Although Liu Hong really wanted to catch Xu Xiang and beat him up.But that guy doesn't know where he is hiding now, and he can't find it even if he tries to find it.Therefore, he could only find another way to get revenge.

"Didn't you come to my place to make trouble and want to lure away all the tourists on my side? I will use the same way as others, and I will send people to your side to make trouble and attract all your tourists. Walk."

Of course, Liu Hong will not be so tasteless, playing tricks for a penny, all he plays is art.

Originally, he asked someone to make a lot of three-point swimsuits, sexy underwear, rabbit dresses, cat dresses, maid outfits, etc. He wanted the maids in the palace to wear them for him to see.Now catching up with this matter, he took out the three-point swimsuit and sexy underwear.

"That's right, the three-point swimsuit highlights the slim figure. Sexy underwear is hazy, which is even more imaginative. It's not inferior to that penny-touch trick."

Looking at those girls who changed into costumes, Liu Hong nodded for a while.However, this alone may not be able to attract everyone.To be on the safe side, Liu Hong recruited a few more girls to come to them for body painting.

Body painting, such an elegant art form, can cause a sensation even in the [-]th century, not to mention the old hats of the Han Dynasty.So, it didn't take long for them to lure away all the tourists from Yihong Courtyard.

<The girls of the courtyard move.

Liu Hong is quite clear about the virtues of these dandies, so he is waiting for his move.The Habayashi Army who had been waiting for a long time, when they saw Xu Xiang making a move, immediately rushed up and captured him.

Speaking of which, Xu Xiang is also a capable person.In history, he was also a figure who became a Situ.This is the high position of Sangong, without any ability, and his family alone is absolutely incompetent.But this kid's character is too bad, and he has a lawless personality, so Liu Hong doesn't have any affection for this kid at all.

"Give him a bit of a hard time, and then lock him up in the barracks, and let him go back after his father begs you. Now, don't let this guy keep us from seeing beautiful women."

There is no more trouble, Liu Hong's attention finally came to these beauties.

These color tables are divided into pieces with color bars, and each family arranges their top card in the middle, surrounded by some beauties, some singing, some dancing, some playing the piano, in order to attract the attention of tourists.

This time is still early, obviously not yet the peak of the flow of people.Therefore, the top cards of each family did not perform, but sat in the middle of the color stage to recharge their batteries.

In order to deal with Xu Xiang, Liu Hong contributed his three-point swimsuit and sexy underwear.He definitely cannot take back clothes that have been worn by others.Therefore, he directly asked those girls to display on his own color stage, not only to attract tourists, but also to satisfy Liu Hong's eyes.

Liu Hong made three-point and sexy underwear, which are the classic styles of later generations.This was specially made by him for his own eyesight.People in the Han Dynasty had never seen this before. Group after group of tourists flocked to the place with such vigor that they wished to put those girls directly in their eyes.

As the saying goes, there are all kinds of birds in the forest.It's the same when there are too many tourists. Some shouted that they are eye-catching, while others said that it is immoral to dress like this. <There are more tourists in the courtyard, and the number of flowers also increased sharply.Especially Gu Pan'er, she got more than 200 flowers in just a short time.

I got more than 200 flowers in half a day, this result is absolutely against the sky, the prostitute next to me stomped her feet jealously.One of them, even getting jealous, challenged Gu Pan'er directly, "What's so great about having flowers, you can buy them with money, and if you have the skills, you can ask someone to write you a few poems, so as not to make people misunderstand that you are hooking up." All the rich people from the countryside." <The girls in the courtyard, add ten flowers to each other, and add another two hundred flowers to Miss Gu Pan'er. "

"Okay, domineering!"

Liu Hong admired this man very much.In a fit of anger, he threw out dozens of gold coins, a real rich man.

"Have you seen it? It's just these wealthy landowners who know how to throw money at people." The woman pretended to be disdainful.

Liu Hong looked rather disgusted at that woman's meanness.This guy is also a short-tempered character, and he doesn't want others to mock him.

"Isn't it just to compose poems? That's why I came here." Thinking of this, Liu Hong stood up and said, "Since everyone is willing to listen to poems, I will write a poem for Miss Pan'er, which can be regarded as attracting others."

After finishing speaking, as soon as Liu Hong cleared his throat, Li Bai's Qingping tune came. <The wind blows the threshold Revlon.

If not for Qunyu Mountain, see you,

Will meet Yaotai under the moon.

As soon as Liu Hong's Qingping tune came out, everyone became quiet.At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, poems were basically four-character, five-character, and seven-character poems. This should be regarded as the first poem.But this poem, since it can be passed down through the ages, has its own extraordinary features, even if people are not used to it, they have to admit that it is a good poem.

The one who sent the flowers just now applauded loudly, urging Liu Hong to compose another song.

"One more song, just another one." Liu Hong was also unambiguous, and immediately played another Qingping tune by Li Bai.

A branch of red dew condenses fragrance,

**Wu Shan heartbroken in vain.

May I ask who is like the Han Palace?

Poor Feiyan leans on her new makeup.

As soon as Liu Hong's two Qingping tunes were produced, the jerk who made the sarcastic remarks just now was as black as the bottom of the pot.Liu Hong looked at her and felt that such a woman should show her some color, otherwise she wouldn't even know her last name.

Thinking of this, Liu Hong said to the prostitute: "Sister, I will write two poems for Gu Pan'er. I can't ignore one and lose the other. I will also write a poem for you."

"Compose a poem for me?" The prostitute was quite surprised, she never expected Liu Hong to say that.

"Yes, I just wrote a poem for you!" After speaking, Liu Hong opened his mouth and groaned:

On the [-]th, the chicken woman dresses up skillfully, and the bridegroom changes every night in the bridal chamber.

A pair of jade arms is a pillow for thousands of people, and a little bit of red lips is tasted by thousands of people.

Pretending to be a delicate body, pretending to be a fake heart.

Welcome and send to know how much, used to make two lines of lovesickness and tears.

As soon as Liu Hong's poem was finished, everyone except the prostitute burst into laughter.Even an uneducated person can tell that Liu Hong is using poetry to satirize her.Now, that jerk's face became even darker from anger.

"This little brother has a way, I admire it!" The person who gave the flowers bowed his hands to Liu Hong, and said: "I like learned people, I wonder if I can have a drink with you?"

Liu Hong also liked that man's boldness, and was about to agree, when he saw a fast horse galloping on the plank road in the distance, and he was still yelling for eight hundred miles to hurry up, Liu Hong immediately knew that something big had happened .

Although Liu Hong is a puppet emperor, he still has to sit in the hall even if he can't make the decision when something big happens.So he had to rush back immediately, and he didn't have time to drink with others.

But it's too embarrassing to just refuse others like this.In order to prevent that person from getting off the stage, he stood up and chanted as he walked: <Lou want Jiao Niang,

The sleeves are empty.

The Luohe River is a hundred feet deep,

Hurry back home to find silver.

The flower delivery man really thought that Liu Hong was short of money, and shouted from behind, "Brother, it doesn't matter if you don't have money, I'll cover your expenses, so you don't have to go back to get the money!"