Emperor Liu Hong

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After retiring from the court, Liu Hong couldn't be happier.Today, not only did he not make it difficult for Dou Wu, but he also took the opportunity to complete two reforms, so how could he not be happy if Dou Wu was not able to steal money.

Happy things need to be shared, and in this capital, the only one who can share his happiness is his former follower Liu Fu for the time being.Although it sounds like a mess, it's something that can't be helped.

Arriving at the barracks of the Yulin Army, Liu Fu was playing football with the gang of soldiers. When he saw Liu Hong coming, he hurried forward to greet him.

"Your life is very good, now you can play football." Seeing Liu Fu's simple and honest face, Liu Hong couldn't help but tease him.

"Your Majesty, this is the end of training, let them relax. And this football can also cultivate their teamwork ability." Liu Fu explained while scratching his head and giggling.

"You don't need to explain this to me, and I don't mean to blame you." Liu Hong waved his hand and said, "The sports I invented back then are still very useful for exercising the body and enhancing the ability of teamwork. They should be promoted. You let them practice hard, I will set up a competition, and reward the top three. Driven by the interests, there will definitely be many people participating. This will not only relieve my boredom, but also improve people His physical fitness is definitely a good thing that kills two birds with one stone."

Thinking of this, Liu Hong immediately opened his mind. He can organize various competitions so that he will not feel bored.Especially football, basketball and so on, we must practice well.These projects are in later generations, but he was aggrieved, and it was full of sadness to mention them.

It's all right now, it's the Han Dynasty, and he has the final say.He didn't believe that in such a big Han Dynasty, there were not many players who could play ball well.When the time comes to get such a few people, let them go to foreign countries to compete, and to see which country is not pleasing to the eye, they will abuse that country, so as to help him vent the evil spirit of future generations.

If you want to compete, you need a competition venue. This is not a big problem for Liu Hong, just find someone to build one.Anyway, there are plenty of refugees now, as long as he pays, he won't have to worry about finding people to work.

To build these things, Bi Lan is an expert, and Liu Hong immediately recruited him and asked him to design a huge stadium.

Knowing that Liu Hong was going to build a stadium, Bi Lan immediately tried her best to describe a grand blueprint for Liu Hong.This is a good opportunity to curry favor with the emperor, and Bi Lan will not let it go.

Power is something that fascinates people.In the past few days, Bi Lan has tasted the benefits of power.It all came from Liu Hong, so how could he not serve Liu Hong wholeheartedly.

While Bi Lan was hard at work explaining his plans for the stadium, Liu Hong noticed that there was an eunuch not far away, looking at him from time to time, acting very suspiciously.

The Habayashi Army is a barracks here, and no one else is allowed to approach.Although it is very close to the imperial city, there are no eunuchs here.And the eunuchs who followed Liu Hong were all by his side, and with his perverted memory, he couldn't remember when he had seen him, so this eunuch didn't come with him.And the reason why he was able to enter the barracks was probably because he was regarded by the Habayashi Army as the eunuch who came with Liu Hong.

"What does this guy do?" Liu Hong was very curious about this, and said to Liu Fu: "That eunuch is very suspicious, you go and bring him here and ask him what he does."

There are suspicious people around the emperor, this is a big deal!Liu Fu immediately took orders and led people to arrest the eunuch.

It's just to catch an eunuch. I thought it would be easy to catch, but unexpectedly, the eunuch turned around and ran away when he saw Liu Fu leading someone to arrest him.

Now the matter is getting serious, someone has sneaked into the emperor's side, and the emperor found out by himself, these people who protect the emperor are dereliction of duty.It's a blessing that there was no accident, otherwise, it would be really difficult to say.

In order to atone for their crimes, the guards protecting Liu Hong and the Yulin Army led by Liu Fu chased desperately, and after a while, the escaped eunuch was arrested.

"What's your name, what did you come here for, and why did you run away just now?"

"Back to Your Majesty, this servant is called Shan Bing. I came here to take a peek because I was curious about Your Majesty. Just now when I saw these adults approaching me, I was scared and ran away."

"Shan Bing, this name is quite familiar. By the way, isn't this guy the unlucky guy who was slaughtered by Cao Jie in history?" Thinking of this guy's origin, Liu Hong knew that he was definitely impossible. He came to see him out of curiosity, he must have some other purpose.

"Even a three-year-old child can't be fooled by such words. It is impossible for you to rely on this to pass the test. You should tell the truth to save your flesh and blood from suffering."

Shan Bing still wanted to quibble, but the guards became impatient, and after a beating, this guy told the truth.

Shan Bing has always been a scholar, even with Liu Hong, a little butterfly, he has not changed.After he learned about Chen Fan's fainting yesterday, he was very upset with Chen Fan.Then someone contacted him and asked him to help Chen Fan monitor Liu Hong's every move, and he agreed without thinking.It is precisely for this reason that he appeared here.

"Damn it, even the emperor dared to monitor, can this Chen Fan still be regarded as an upright minister?!" Although he has always known the things in the history books, most of them can't be taken seriously, but he saw the gap between Chen Fan and the records in the history books It was so big that Liu Hong still couldn't adapt to it for a while.

But Liu Hong hated the eunuch Shan Bing more than Chen Fan.

Eunuchs are servants of the emperor.Shan Bing's method is completely eating the inside out. According to later generations, this is a "beautiful dog", which is as annoying as those "five cents".

For this kind of guy, Liu Hong can't easily let him go, he must kill the other eunuchs as an example.

"Your name is Shan Bing?"

"Yes, the maidservant is called Shan Bing." Shan Bing was very strange, I didn't sign up before, why did I ask again.

"Are you a eunuch?"

Shan Bing was dumbfounded by the question, and he nodded in agreement after a while.

"No! The eunuchs are all my servants, and I should be right in my heart. How could you be such a scumbag? I don't think you are a eunuch at all, but a spies who have mixed into the palace. Otherwise, how could you do anything?" Such a dirty thing."

Liu Hong said to Liu Fu: "It is said that eunuchs don't have penis, and I have never seen it with my own eyes. This guy said he was an eunuch, but I don't think so. Then go and take off his pants to see if he is an eunuch." , can also be regarded as giving us a long experience."

For Liu Hong's proposal, Liu Fu applauded loudly.Those Yulin soldiers were also afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so someone immediately held down Shan Bing, and Liu Fu took off Shan Bing's pants by himself.

"Your Majesty, this guy is a eunuch, and he really has no little dick."

"Oh, let me take a look."

"Scholars can't be humiliated, you can't treat me like this." Bingshan blushed, shouted, and wanted to reach out to cover his lower body.But with so many guards dragging him around, how could he be happy, his lower body lacking a penis was completely exposed in front of people's eyes.

"You are still a fucking soldier, you are a dead eunuch, you want to be a soldier in your next life!" Liu Hong ignored Shan Bing's yelling, but looked at his lower body, "You are so fucking knowledgeable, The eunuch turned out to be like this, it's really just like the legends, there are no pets."

Although a eunuch has no penis, he is treated differently from a beautiful woman who also has no penis.If it was a beautiful woman who did this, Liu Hong might really let it go, but this eunuch would not have this kind of treatment.

"You bastard, how dare you eat inside and out. If you don't deal with you well, everyone will follow suit, so it's okay." After speaking, Liu Hong ordered the guards, saying: "First give this guy a hundred whips, Then sprinkle salt on the wound, and then transfer him to the gate of the palace to show the public, so that people will know who is the master of the palace and who they should serve."