Daming Haikou

When the two guys were as tired as dead dogs and were carried back to the village, Yu Xiaotian got two bamboo poles from nowhere, like a magic trick, with a wooden spoon tied to the end of each bamboo pole. Someone brought a large bowl, which contained the salted fish and brown rice they ate, and placed it in front of the two guys.

Yu Xiaotian looked down at the two exhausted guys, sneered and said: "Aren't you all so powerful and useless? Do you still have the strength to fight now?"

The two guys are exhausted right now, when they heard Yu Xiaotian asking them, they quickly shook their heads like a rattle, not even daring to say it!Never dare again!

Yu Xiaotian counted with his fingers, nodded and said: "If I counted correctly, you ran three laps just now, right? You still have two laps to go! Today, the second boss You beg for mercy, think of your first offender's face, forget about these two laps! Now you can eat!"

The two guys heard that the remaining two laps can be avoided, and they can still eat!Immediately, everyone was overjoyed, and quickly practiced kowtow to thank them, and then turned their heads to thank the horse's face, and wanted to get up to take the bowl and start eating.

To be honest, they worked for a day and fought again, and then they were punished by Yu Xiaotian to run a few kilometers away. The stomach was already hungry, and the heart was in the heart. Seeing that everyone else had eaten, At this moment, they can't wait to stretch out a hand from their throats, grab the rice into their mouths, and fill their stomachs quickly before talking.

Before they could take over the rice bowl, Yu Xiaotian slapped the two of them with the bamboo pole as soon as he stretched out his hand, knocking their hands away, and said: "Don't worry! You can eat if you want, but you have to follow my instructions." Come here, tie these two spoons to their right hands with bamboo poles!"

Heitou and Liu Wang are now Yu Xiaotian's trusted servants. They pulled away Han Xian and Zhao Si who were about to come up to help, and tied the bamboo pole with the wooden spoon to Feng De and Luo Xianbin with a rope. on his right hand, and with a strange smile on his face.

Feng De and Luo Xianbin looked at the bamboo pole tied to their hands, gestured, and found that the bamboo pole was two or three feet long after it was attached to the wooden spoon. How could they eat with such a long thing?No chopsticks!

"Listen up, both of you! You can eat if you want! But you have to eat according to the rules I set! You are not allowed to help with your left hand, and you are not allowed to lie on the bowl and eat directly with your mouth. You can only use a spoon to eat the food if you see nothing. Send it to your mouth! Don’t break the rules, if anyone breaks the rules, then go ahead and finish the remaining two laps! Alright! The rules are over, you two start to eat, if you don’t have enough, you can eat as much as you want!” Yu Xiao Tian also showed a smirk at this time, stepped aside and folded his arms.

The big rice bowl was placed on the ground between Feng De and Luo Xianbin, and there was a large bowl of water next to it. The two guys looked at the long-handled wooden spoon in their hands, stretched out to scoop up a spoonful of rice, but then wanted to put it in their mouths , but no matter what they did, the spoon just couldn't be delivered to the mouth, because the spoon was too long, and they stretched their necks, and they couldn't reach the spoon, so they could only be in a hurry, but they couldn't deliver the food to their mouths.

At this time, everyone gathered around, surrounded the two guys, and saw the two guys holding long spoons, but they were anxious that they would not be able to eat, and everyone laughed.

Ma Mian, Liu Laoliu and the others also gathered around, they didn't know what Yu Xiaotian was doing, they looked at the long-handled spoons in the hands of the two of them, they all summed it up, and felt that Yu Xiaotian was doing it on purpose Embarrassing these two guys who made mistakes, sincerely don't want them to eat, feel annoyed and funny, and feel that Yu Xiaotian's doing this is a bit too much.

But after all, Yu Xiaotian is their boss now, and it's not easy for them to come out and say what's wrong with Yu Xiaotian, they can only watch the fun from the sidelines.

Feng De and Luo Xianbin worked hard for a long time, but they still couldn't put the rice into their mouths with a spoon. Luo Xianbin was short-tempered, seeing that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't do it, so he simply raised his head and said angrily to Xiaotian : "Helmsman! I usually obey you, but today it was really my fault that I had a fight with Feng De, and I just admit my mistake! You punished me, why do you still torment us like this? The spoon is so long , it can’t be delivered to the mouth at all, how do you let us eat? You don’t want me to eat, you just say it, I don’t want to eat it! If you have the ability, show us this spoon Look, if you can eat, from now on, I will do whatever you ask me, Luo Xianbin, to do, even if you ask me to die, if I frown, I am not alone!"

As he said that, he stood up angrily, untied the rope and dropped the long-handled spoon on the ground. Feng De was a little less courageous, but seeing Luo Xianbin throwing the spoon, he quickly stood up and untied it tremblingly. He picked up the spoon and dropped it on the ground.

Yu Xiaotian rolled his eyes, glanced at the two of them, sneered, bent down and picked up two long spoons, wiped the dirt on the spoons with the corner of his clothes, looked at Luo Xianbin and Feng De with raised eyebrows and asked: " Seriously? If I eat with this spoon, you two will follow what I say in the future?"

Luo Xianbin poked his neck and said loudly: "The big guys are here, you can testify to me, if you eat with a spoon at the helm, then from now on, what do you ask me to do, I Just do whatever, if I fart, it's not my mother's birth!"

Feng De also nodded repeatedly, saying that he also agreed with Luo Xianbin's words.

Yu Xiaotian squatted down, beckoned Liu Wang to squat on the opposite side, handed a long spoon to Liu Wang, imitated the way just now with a rope, tied the long spoon to his right hand, and looked up. The people around sneered and said: "Okay! I bet! Everyone is watching today! How did my surname Yu eat this food in my mouth! If I can't eat, then start today , I won’t do this tiller!”

After watching Feng De and Luo Xianbin's embarrassment just now, everyone now thinks that if they use this long spoon, no matter who it is, it is impossible to eat, so they all sweat for Yu Xiaotian, because Yu Xiaotian has already said enough, if he can't eat, he won't be their helmsman from now on, so who else can they listen to in the future?

Ma Lian didn't want the matter to become tense, so he quickly came out to smooth things over and said, "Forget it! Forget it! The boss must be joking with you! Let's forget it here today! It's all over Let's go! You two bastards, do you want to die? See if I won't break your legs today!" Then he found a stick and made a gesture to chase Luo Xianbin and Feng De.

"Second Master, don't stop me, I'm not joking with them, I'm going to show them today how I ate this meal with a spoon!" Yu Xiaotian stopped Ma Mian with a serious expression on his face said to the people around.

The horse face can no longer be stopped, so I can only retreat aside embarrassingly, and let it go if you feel good, you are still young after all, if you can't eat for a while, look where you put your face !You can't blame me for not letting you go down the stairs!

Everyone once again cast their eyes on Yu Xiaotian and Liu Wang, Yu Xiaotian nodded and said: "How difficult is it to eat this meal! Just watch!"

After finishing speaking, Yu Xiaotian scooped out a spoonful of rice from the big bowl with a long spoon, and brought it directly to Liu Wang's mouth. Liu Wang immediately understood what Yu Xiaotian meant, and opened his mouth to eat the spoonful of rice , Then imitated, also scooped a spoonful of rice with the long spoon in his hand, and brought it to Yu Xiaotian's mouth, Yu Xiaotian also opened his mouth to eat this spoonful of rice.

Everyone's jaws fell to the ground, Luo Xianbin's face turned extremely ugly, pointing at Yu Xiaotian and stammering anxiously: "You...you...this can't be counted...you are cheating!"

Yu Xiaotian just stood up, sneered and threw the long spoon in his hand on the ground, and asked loudly: "What? Are you not convinced? Did I just say that you are not allowed to feed each other? I just said use it." Eat with a spoon, but I never said that you must eat with a spoon in your own hands!"

Luo Xianbin's face turned pale, and he thought for a long time before replying: "The tiller really didn't say that! But...but..." But he spent a long time, but he couldn't find anything to refute Yu Xiaotian, He could only crouch on the ground slumped.

Only then did Yu Xiaotian turn around, slowly glanced at everyone around him, and then said: "Actually, many things are as simple as that. I asked Luo Xianbin and Feng De to eat with long spoons today, not to embarrass them on purpose. I want everyone to remember one thing, that is, we are brothers and relatives. As long as we think about others, we can help others by extending our hands a little. Of course, others will reciprocate , In this way, what are we afraid of not being able to do?

Today, Luo Xianbin and Feng De are fighting each other just for a hope that has disappeared!Today you can fight over this kind of thing, tomorrow someone will raise a knife on his brother for other things!So what else can we do in the future?I'm afraid we don't need others to trouble us, we will kill all our own people!

Luo Xianbin, Feng De, do you two know your mistake? At this point, he turned around suddenly, glared at Luo Xianbin and Feng De, and shouted at them loudly.

After listening to Yu Xiaotian's words, some people were thoughtful, some people nodded repeatedly, and some people showed shame on their faces, and the dissatisfaction in Luo Xianbin and Feng De's hearts at this moment has long been They disappeared without a trace, and the only thing left was shame. When Yu Xiaotian yelled at him loudly, the two of them couldn't help but their knees softened, and they knelt down together.

"The tiller! The little one is convinced! The little one knows his mistake! Please punish the big one!" The two shouted together.

It wasn't until this time that Yu Xiaotian's tense expression relaxed, he stepped forward and slowly pulled the two of them up, put their hands together, held them firmly, and then smiled: "Okay! The ancients said that they will die in the morning and in the evening! You two can correct your mistakes so quickly, and I am satisfied with Yu Mou! Remember, we are brothers, and never point the knife at your own people! Shaking hands is still a good brother, That's all for today!

alright!Everyone is here today, I will say one more thing today, starting tomorrow, before dawn, everyone will follow me to get up early and practice!Only when we develop good skills can we cross the sea!What a gangster, what Xiao Dazui, they are all fucking bullshit, let's go back one day, not to mention the Funing area, no matter how far away, we can go! ..."

A group of young people were excited by Yu Xiaotian's words and immediately shouted together, claiming yes.

Seeing a group of juniors yelling after Yu Xiaotian, Ma Lian shook his head slightly and said to Liu Laoliu: "Lao Liu! I said where did you pick up our tiller! Why is it so? Simple things, we can't think of them? We are old! We are really old! It seems that in the future, these young people will leave it to the helmsman, and we have nothing to worry about!"

Liu Laoliu looked smug, stroked the beard on his chin lightly and said with a smile: "Of course! Young people are awesome! We are lucky to meet our helmsman! We old people Guy, wait and enjoy the blessings in the future! I can guarantee that as long as Xiaotian is here, we will be able to go wherever we want sooner or later!..."

(A new year, a new beginning, I wish you all the best in this Year of the Snake! All the best! Hanfeng is here to wish everyone a new year again!)