Little peasant against the sky

"Damn it! Fine? Confiscation? Detention? There's nothing wrong with that. Don't I fight back after being eaten by wolves! I'm acting in self-defense!"

When Niu Xiaobao heard the woman's cold words, he seemed to be just and strict as if the judge had pronounced a sentence, and jumped off the bed, saying excitedly.

"Keep your mouth clean. Damn, what is it called? We are punishing you for harming wild animals according to the national laws of Dongsheng Kingdom! Do you understand? If you keep barking, you will be punished!"

A black and fat guy roared suddenly, he looked fierce, as if he wanted to give Niu Xiaobao two melon seeds at any time, he was indeed bigger than Niu Xiaobao, which gave him a sense of superiority that he could easily crush Niu Xiaobao!

"Director Su, look here first, it's full of blood, I guess this is the first scene where wild wolves were slaughtered!"

The white-faced fat man who was yelling at Niu Xiaobao on the field just now, with his two bitch eyes rolling around in the melon shed, pointed at the blood that Niu Xiaobao hadn't cleaned off.Originally, Niu Xiaobao used a shovel to remove the blood stains from the wolf skinning process, but it wasn't too clean, and there were still blood stains to some extent.

"Well, it should be wolf blood. Niu Xiaobao, this is the blood you made by skinning the wolf. This is the crime scene. The first scene must be well protected! Xiao Wang, take a photo and record it! Keep it as evidence!"

This bitch-eyed man surnamed Wang took out his digital camera, clicked and took pictures, and finally turned to Niu Xiaobao, and took a picture of him!

Kill seven wild wolves, shit!It's like killing someone!

Niu Xiaobao was a little angry and funny.

"What do you mean, I can't fight back if the wolf eats me at night, right? I'm surprised, why don't we in Dongsheng country care about people, but make wild wolves more precious than people! Tsk tsk. Then I, Niu Xiaobao, won't let me go to the mountains and become a wolf."

Niu Xiaobao said calmly.

Protect the scene, do whatever you want to paralyze, I will do as you please.

Niu Xiaobao fell onto the bed with a "plop", put his hands back on the back of his head and lay down on his pillow.A look of love.

Damn it's weird.I, Niu Xiaobao, killed seven wild wolves at night, people in the village regard me as a hero, but you guys come to treat me as a prisoner, it is really unreasonable.

"Niu Xiaobao, what are you doing? Do you want to publicly slander the laws of Dongsheng Kingdom? By the way, the punishment announced to you just now is only part of the punishment. Xiaoye, hurry up and give Niu Xiaobao the matter of privately catching wild old turtles and the corresponding punishment. , and be punished together! The barbarians don’t even know a single law, so they’re going to turn the world upside down.”

"What? I'm breaking the law by catching old turtles? Damn! You're not mistaken! You can't catch wild old turtles in the river. They are not raised by someone's family, so why can't you catch them? What kind of chicken is this? Come on Wang Fa."

Niu Xiaobao became indignant and jumped off the bed again.

Grass!I really don't know why you are here today!

"Niu Xiaobao, please be more civilized. Yes, the wild old turtles in the river are also wild, and you can't just say that you can catch them. I heard that you sell them for money, right? Arresting old turtles without permission destroys the ecological balance. You use it for personal gain, which is also against the law!

According to our investigation, you can't catch three old turtles.According to the leadership research, you will be warned and fined 6000 yuan. If you refuse to repent, the punishment will be increased! |"

The shawl-haired woman whom Director Su called Xiaoye had a haughty expression on her face, but when she coldly announced the punishment to Niu Xiaobao, she kept sweeping down Niu Xiaobao's bottom with her two big eyes...

Niu Xiaobao suddenly looked down, shit!I don’t know when the big pants propped up the arbor!

When the few goods didn't come, Niu Xiaobao felt a little suffocated while lying on the bed, but when the few goods came, he got so angry that he didn't let it out even after he held his urine.

Unexpectedly, the stick below was suffocated, and it even propped up the big underpants.No, I can't control the world, I can't control my peeing and farting!

Niu Xiaobao turned his head and got out of the melon shed to pee.

"What are you doing, running away in fear of crime! Stop!"

The fat black man behind shouted loudly, and then rushed out.

"What is running away in fear of crime? I, Niu Xiaobao, can't take a pee. Didn't you see that I was about to suffocate to death."Niu Xiaobao showed no timidity, turned his head and rushed back.

Wow

There was the sound of a faucet being turned on.

Three or four steps away, Niu Xiaobao bared the stick he was holding.

唰

Niu Xiaobao suddenly twisted the stick at a 45-degree angle and pointed it upwards to squirt!

At the maximum range angle, the water-bright white pillars shot from a high height are actually five meters high and more than ten meters away!

day!

Ms. Xiaoye in the melon shed covered her face and secretly glanced outside at Niu Xiaobao's majesty, she almost cried out in shock!Just now she caught a glimpse of the tall awning under Niu Xiaobao, and guessed in surprise that there must be a hidden dragon and crouching tiger inside, and another earth-shattering big guy hiding under it. Now look at the momentum of the water column that Niu Xiaobao bared out, isn't it normal? what the guy did!

Xiaoye's fair face blushed unknowingly, and her eyes seemed to have lost their souls. Through the gap between the yellow beams hanging on the melon shed, she secretly looked at Niu Xiaobao, wanting to catch a glimpse of Niu Xiaobao at the moment when Niu Xiaobao turned his body. Majesty like a giant!

Although Xiao Yezi's move was concealed, Director Su discovered it. Director Su's expression darkened, and he coughed dryly. Xiao Yezi suddenly turned to look at Director Su, and found that Director Su was staring at him!

and!This guy found out about the embarrassing thing about him spying on Niu Xiaobao's chicken bar, Xiaoye stuck out her tongue at Director Su, squeezed her left eye and gave a coquettish smile, then turned around and looked away.

Subtle movements revealed the unusual relationship between the two.

In fact, what happened today was entirely caused by Ye Qian, a coquettish vixen.

It turned out that Ye Qian's natal family was from Xiaoliu Village in Laojiangtou's village. Ye Qian went back to her natal home at noon yesterday, and met her neighbor's sister-in-law Jia Aihua who came back from the outside, carrying a big old turtle, and met Ye Qian cheerfully. Just showing off, Ye Qian asked where she got it, and Jia Aihua was also a real person, so she told the story of Niu Xiaobao catching a turtle for her, of course she didn't say that she and Xu Xiaogai gave Niu Xiaobao a ride. It's all right, but, it was mentioned to show off that Niu Xiaobao has "such a thick and long big dick"!Jia Aihua gestured while talking, waiting for Ye Qian to ask Aihua's sister-in-law how do you know his dick is so big!Jia Aihua was also embarrassed to say that I, Jia Aihua, had been stabbed by Niu Xiaobao's big dick. He faltered and said that it was Lao Jiangtou who said it, and Ye Qian became more curious, saying that Lao Jiangtou told you that Niu Xiaobao's dick was as big as it was. ah!Jia Aihua stomped her foot, you're a dead girl, you're necrotic, anyway, the dicks are so big, they just eat old turtles and eat big ones, if you don't believe it, you'll be knocked down, but if your husband can't do that, you can also ask that Niu Xiaobao to get you some An old turtle eats.

When Ye Qian heard this, she was dubious. Last night, when her husband was not at home, she was taken out by her boss, Director Su, to play with the car. have fun.

Suddenly Ye Qian remembered what Jia Ai said about eating old turtles to make a man manly.

So I muttered to Director Su, and Old Su's mind turned away when he heard it, shit!Who doesn't know that old turtles can make up for men, but where do you get wild old turtles? There are quite a few bred ones for sale on the street.But I heard that it is stimulated by hormones, eating it not only does not supplement, but even backfires.

I didn't expect that someone would catch old turtles as easily as catching ants. No, I have to find a way to get some. Of course, I can't ask the director of the Tangtang Forestry Office to pay for bloodletting to buy them. I have to use my brain. Use the little power in your hand.

The next morning, an anonymous phone call came into the forestry office of the town, saying that Niu Xiaobao from Yangjiawan killed seven wolves in one night, and asked the forestry staff to find out if this kid violated any laws!

Director Su rolled his eyes when he heard about it. It was obvious that Niu Xiaobao was the one who reported the crime.

If the wolf is killed, it's a chicken thing, but I suddenly remembered that Niu Xiaobao in Yangjiawan that Ye Qian said yesterday was able to catch the old turtle.

Called Ye Qian for a moment, and finally called Officer Wang, and Officer Liu nicknamed Black Bear to go to town together.

Therefore, Director Su's ultimate goal is to get some old turtles to eat.

However, I didn't expect that this kid Niu Xiaobao turned out to be something else. I thought that if I used the laws of the Dongsheng Kingdom to scare me, Niu Xiaobao, a country bumpkin, should be scared to pee my crotch. I didn't expect that this guy was so arrogant. He didn't hold anyone's mouth, and walked two fucking steps swaggeringly, pulling out the dick water in front of his own horse Ye Qian wantonly!

Director Su was really annoyed.

However, even if he breaks the law, he can't stop letting him piss. Besides, today he, Director Su, charged Niu Xiaobao with all kinds of crimes. It seems that the crimes just now haven't stopped Niu Xiaobao.

Director Su immediately thought about it again, seeing that Niu Xiaobao was still barking outside, he turned his head and put his mouth next to Director Heixiong Liu's ear to mutter a few words.

After Niu Xiaobao finished spreading, he held the big cock to shake off the water droplets, then pulled up the big pants and just returned to the melon shed, Officer Liu went up, grabbed Niu Xiaobao's hand, and reached out to take it out from his waist. Putting on a shining handcuff, he stretched out his hand and put it on Niu Xiaobao's wrist.

"Fuck! What are you doing, what are you doing? Are you from the Forestry Office? Do you have the right to put people under criminal detention?"

Niu Xiaobao has been in a technical secondary school for a few days, in the legal knowledge class, but he heard from the teacher that only the law enforcement department has the right to use torture tools to arrest people. A few guys just made it clear that they belonged to the forestry office of the town.

You are also a coward!

Niu Xiaobao suddenly became angry.