Little peasant against the sky

Hearing the three bitter screams one by one, saying that it was bitten by a snake, Niu Xiaobao suddenly remembered that Ma Meizhi came to ride in the melon shed tonight, for fear that he was riding Huan and let the two snakes in the melon shed give him a ride. After one bite, Ma Meizhi lived to death without pain, wouldn't he be able to enjoy the ride, and threw the two snakes into the watermelon scorpion as soon as possible.

After riding Ma Meizhi, he lay on the bed drowsily reminiscing about the ecstasy that he had played on Ma Meizhi just now, and even forgot about the two snakes.

Unexpectedly, the three bitter people came to my Niu Xiaobao's watermelon field and harmed my Niu Xiaobao's watermelon. Before my Niu Xiaobao could make a move, the two snakes actually made a move!

Hearing the screams of the three Yang Shuai, Yang Ming, and Yang Dongfang who were crying for their mother and father, Niu Xiaobao couldn't lie down in the melon shed anymore, so he jumped out of bed and picked up the big pants and put them on. Walk along the edge of the watermelon field to the three bitter screams.

"What are you doing? What are you doing? In the middle of the night, I came to my Niu Xiaobao's watermelon field to cry and mourn! Damn, why don't you let people sleep?" Hard to force around.

"Oh, you three bastards, let's see how you cut so many watermelons! It turns out that you came to harm my watermelons, Niu Xiaobao!" In the dark night, Niu Xiaobao used his see-through eyes to see more than a dozen watermelons clearly. The basin-sized watermelon was split open, and three kitchen knives were thrown into the watermelon field.

The three guys were lying on the ground in pain, rolling violently, twisting their bodies like a dog that had taken rat poison, jumping non-stop on the ground, crushing a large piece of watermelon to the ground with their bodies.

"Damn it! God has eyes, let you harm Lao Tzu's watermelon, God let the snake teach you three dogs who harm people. However, even though I was bitten by a snake tonight, my sixteen watermelons You still have to pay for it! One hundred yuan a piece, even a penny less!"

While scolding, Niu Xiaobao picked up the three kitchen knives thrown in the watermelon patch.Said unhurriedly.

Well, I, Niu Xiaobao, want to take this opportunity to beat you three hard today. Damn, I cut too few watermelons. If I cut up all the watermelons in Niu Xiaobao's land, I'll be stinky. Khan went to town to pull watermelons.

"Niu Xiaobao, you, you fucking dare to let the snake bite me, bite us, okay, you, you wait and see!" Yang Shuai yelled and hummed miserably.

"Is your grandma's snake venom attacking your brain? I am sleeping soundly in the melon shed. How did I know that the three of you bastards came to my melon patch to harm my watermelon? How can I let a snake bite you?" Three bastards! I can make a snake bite you! It’s ridiculous, I said, the snake bit this bastard again! Come bite! Look, you didn’t bite you. You, Yang Shuai, are clearly wronging a good person.”

Niu Xiaobao stood in front of Yang Shuai with his hands on his hips, allowing Yang Shuai to shine the beam of light on his face with the flashlight.

"Damn, grandma, I haven't seen enough of my face, and then shine a flashlight on my face, I'll flatter you!"

Niu Xiaobao suddenly roared.

Yang Shuai couldn't help turning the flashlight away from Niu Xiaobao's face.

"Niu Xiaobao, you can fucking do it! This afternoon, you got two snakes and bit Ji Qingshan on the way. You think I, Yang Shuai, don't know, let the snake come out and bite me, you, you can fucking do it Ah! Today I admit it! Oh, from now on, let's wait and see, unless you don't want to hang out in Yangjiawan anymore!"

The other two, Yang Ming and Yang Dongfang, just lay on the thick watermelon strips, humming in pain, and had no energy to help Yang Shuai.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that Yangjiawan really thought it was your home, Yang Shuai, haha, I'm so shameless, I, Niu Xiaobao, still want to hang out in Yangjiawan for a few years, why, haha, Well, you will gradually understand this from now on." Niu Xiaobao said indifferently.

Grandma is a boob, I haven't ridden your mother yet, and I haven't smashed your Yang family to clean up. Why don't I, Niu Xiaobao, stop hanging out in Yangjiawan? Maybe, with last night It is really impossible for me, Niu Xiaobao, to stay in Yangjiawan for a lifetime, but now I feel that it is far from the time when I can leave Yangjiawan.

Niu Xiaobao was rather disdainful of Yang Shuai's tone just now.

Originally, Yang Ming and Yang Dongfang cleaned up for Niu Xiaobao this morning, one was knocked down, and the other was kicked down by Niu Xiaobao, and the injuries on their bodies are still hurting. Tonight, I was so angry that I just wanted to vent my anger. Unexpectedly, as soon as they arrived in Niu Xiaobao's melon patch, everyone raised their knives and just cut three or four watermelons before being bitten by the snakes that sprang out of the watermelon stalks.

Yang Ming and Yang Dongfang usually followed Yang Shuai and blah blah blah, but now they all had mental breakdowns and hanged themselves!

Yang Shuai struggled to stand up and saw that the two dog legs lying on the ground were still humming on the ground, then he took out his mobile phone, Didi Di pressed a number, and put it to his ear: "Dad, I and Ming and Dongfang have been bitten by snakes, and we can’t go back. Come and pick us up, oh, here, in Niu Xiaobao’s watermelon patch. Oh.”

Listen, Niu Xiaobao, damn it!This guy is looking for reinforcements.

It was Yang Shuai who called his father Yang Zhiqiang.

Think about how Yang Zhiqiang was at Zhao Meixian's house in the morning, and went to eat his sister-in-law's tofu in broad daylight.

Perhaps because of a guilty conscience, Yang Zhiqiang didn't dare to make a big move in the morning. After a while, Yang Zhiqiang came over to see if the new and old grudges would be settled together?Niu Xiaobao muttered in his heart.

Yang Zhiqiang is a veteran, and in Yang Guoqiang's battlefield, he has gathered local ruffians from several nearby villages, and they are arrogant all day long. It's really hard to say whether he will come to play tricks tonight.

snort!So what if it’s here, there’s no use for the strength of the bull that’s all over the body now. I just rode a horse plum branch, but after a little bit of confusion, my body’s energy feels abundant again. It feels like a cow is rushing over. It can also be knocked down, let alone a few guys, I'm afraid you won't come, if you come, it will just let me vent my anger and sleep peacefully later.

Niu Xiaobao crossed his arms in front of his chest, walking back and forth, thinking about the upcoming fierce fight.

Sure enough, in less than 3 minutes, I saw a few flashlights swaying back and forth along the river beach, rushing towards Niu Xiaobao's melon patch.

Niu Xiaobao knew that this should be Yang Shuai's father, Yang Zhiqiang, who rushed over from Yang Guoqiang's battlefield in the river with a few ruffians.

"Dad! The three of us came to Niu Xiaobao's melon patch to find melons to eat, and Niu Xiaobao got some snakes to bite us, woo woo! All three of us were bitten by the snakes that paralyzed Niu Xiaobao. woo woo amp;not;amp ;not;amp;not;amp;not;—”

"Niu Xiaobao, I think you are tired of working!" Yang Zhiqiang said viciously.