Savage Secret

() The little girl of the conductor showed a fearful expression when she said this. Lao Niu and I laughed again after hearing this. I looked at her innocent and lovely face and said: "Little girl, you really know how to do it." Tell ghost stories!"

The little girl of the conductor's face sank when she heard my words: "What? You don't believe me?"

The old cow pushed her to the seat and smiled at her: "Little sister, if you go home and tease the children with this, you may be able to scare them. It seems a bit childish to tell us adults!"

An old man next to him with a green cloth wrapped around his head suddenly said to the conductor's younger sister, "Oh, my little girl, you are from Dongwan!" The younger girl nodded.The old man said to us again: "The dead Tian Yumin is still our son-in-law in Jiushangou, this matter is less than a week! You can't believe it!" I looked the old man up and down, he was about six years old. Around seventy, his body looks very strong, his hair is gray, his face is full of wrinkles, his eyes are very bright, he should not be a character who likes to deceive people.

"A few days ago, we also heard that some savages smashed cars here at night. Who knew we were so unlucky, but we ran into it today. If I knew it, I would have rested at home today!" The front shouted: "Big brother, big brother, can the car still be opened!"

Seeing that the driver didn't respond, I walked up to him, patted him on the shoulder and said to him, "Master, your little sister is talking to you!" The driver snorted and shook slightly.

what happened?Could it be that the driver was also disemboweled by the savage?I hurriedly pulled the driver up from the steering wheel, only to see that there was blood flowing out of a place on his forehead, which must have been hit by a stone. It seemed that they were not just unlucky.

"Two poor children." I quickly grabbed the towel under the windshield, folded it a few times, pressed the wound on his head with all my strength, and turned to the car and shouted: "Are any of you doctors?" ?” Asked twice, no one answered, and people seemed to have not recovered from the shock just now.The little girl of the conductor probably has never encountered such a situation, and tears are already streaming down.It's completely dark now, and it's halfway again, where can I find a doctor for the driver?I asked Lao Niu to help and carried the driver to the last row of seats to lie down.

The old man with the green cloth wrapped around his head said again: "The injury is so serious, you should see a doctor quickly!"

The old cow glanced at his mouth: "Old man, you are really confused. It's the middle of the night. Where can I go to find a doctor in the wilderness? It's almost the same as looking for the king of Hades." fainted.This old cow is really serious, it's fine if he doesn't help, he's still talking sarcasticly beside him, and he must tell him about the policies of the Eighth Route Army back then, so that he can know that the common people are his relatives and can't be teased casually.

Tian Yuan walked up to me, looked at me and said, "Brother Tie Yan, don't you know how to drive? You drive to their village, they should have a doctor there."

I do drive, but I've only ever driven a four-wheel tractor.At that time, there was a brick factory in our village, and there was a four-wheeled cart in the brick factory that pulled soil and delivered bricks. I often drove that thing, let Tian Yuan and the others sit on it, and then went on a rampage in the village. There was such a commotion in the village that we laughed and drove back.At that time, I often told Tian Yuan that a car is just a windshield on top of a four-wheel tractor, let us go up, and we can still drive it. I guess Tian Yuan remembered this sentence.

However, before I could answer, Lao Niu had already shouted: "Tian Yuan, don't think that only Tie Yan can drive, and I can also drive Niu brother. What's so great about driving, isn't it just stepping on the accelerator with one foot and the brake with the other? Is it? It couldn't be easier!" Lao Niu said, walking towards the driver's seat.

Seeing that Lao Niu said it so easily, the little girl of the conductor knew that there was a lot of water in his words, so she quickly stopped him: "Brother, don't mess around, there are more than a dozen people in the car!"

The old cow turned his face and yelled at the little girl of the conductor: "Do you think Brother Niu lied to you, little girl, let me tell you, if you continue to mess around, I will use the time when I was on the front line of Vietnam to deal with Vietnam Soldiers are here to deal with you!" The old cow and I were already strong and strong, but when he said the vicious words, he frightened the little girl, and let go of the old cow's hand.

I started laughing, this old cow is really fucking good at bragging. Ten years ago, when our country’s 25 troops went to the front line of Vietnam to fight back in self-defense, Lao Niu and I were young when we were [-] or [-]. We thought about it every day. Going to the front line, "Die for the country on the battlefield, and return the shroud of horse leather!" Although we didn't go there for various reasons, we were not idle. He actually said something serious today.However, I couldn't expose him, so I comforted the little conductor and said, "Little girl, you don't have to worry. In fact, driving a car is easier than pushing a wheelbarrow at home. Cars just change the wheel on the bottom of the wheelbarrow to the top to make a steering wheel." ...Besides, look at that brother Niu has such a strong body, let alone drive a car, it is no problem to pull the car away!"

After hearing what I said and Lao Niu's scare just now, the little girl conductor stopped saying anything, but I secretly told Tian Yuan and Li Yongsheng to hold on to the handrails so that Lao Niu wouldn't hit the car on the side of the road. superior.

After all, Lao Niu had never driven a car before. Although he thought it should be very simple, he was still a little guilty. When he walked to the driver's seat, he glanced back unnaturally.Seeing more than a dozen pairs of eyes on the bus staring at him, waiting to see his performance, Lao Niu saluted us proudly, and said in a serious manner: "Dear folks, thank you for taking this bus, and now your dear The driver—Comrade Niu Wang will take you to your destination!" He sat down on the driver's seat with a bang.I cursed secretly from behind: "You fucking don't act like a hero for a while, just send us to hell!"

"Ah!" The old cow suddenly yelled like killing a pig. When he yelled, the carriage became chaotic again, and he didn't know what happened!

I hurried up, concerned him and said, "What's the matter, old cow?"

The old cow gritted his teeth and pointed at his butt: "Tie Yan, my butt hurts, help me to see if I was bitten by a snake!"

"Snake?" I took a deep breath, most of the snakes that bite people are fatal... I bent down and looked, where is the snake on the old cow's buttocks, it is a long strip of glass, it should be the windshield was smashed When it fell on the seat, Lao Niu was immersed in the joy of driving, and didn't check if there was anything on the seat, but was stuck by the glass.The old cow also found out that something was wrong. After looking back clearly, he gritted his teeth and pulled out the broken glass. More than half an inch above it was blood red.

I helped the old cow out of the driver's seat, and shouted to Tian Yuan who was beside me: "Tian Yuan, Yongsheng, hurry up, quickly treat brother Niu's wound, brother Niu's wound is in such an important position, in case it is broken If you are rich and honorable, then..." The people in the car heard me say this, and the tension just now disappeared, and they all laughed instead.

The old cow turned his head to me angrily and said, "You brat is taking your ass as your face!"

"If you don't know how to drive, stop messing around. I'm going to get out of the car and find someone to save my elder brother!" The conductor's little girl seemed to be in a hurry.

I glanced at the little girl, and said to her earnestly: "Little girl, it's not right for you to talk like that. Didn't you see Brother Niu, who was in the process of learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds, unfortunately, was ambushed by the enemy and was about to die?" Did you die?"

Lao Niu gave me a blank look, and was very upset: "Old Du, it's not that exaggerated, brother is just hanging out a little bit!"

I said with a smile: "Brother Niu, since they are all dead, you can rest assured, brother, I will definitely hold high your banner, take your unfinished business into my hands, carry forward the spirit of not being afraid of hardships and bloodshed, and move on!" Amidst the old cow's scolding and the suspicious eyes of everyone in the car, I walked to the driver's seat, cleaned up the broken glass on the seat, then turned on the ignition, put in gear, and started off smoothly. Settle down a little.

In fact, the principle of the minibus is the same as the tractor I used to drive in the brick factory, except that the front of the car is a little wider and the gears are a little different. Now that the windshield has been smashed again, the sight line is much better. It's a bit awkward at first, just be careful.

There are not many roads in mountainous areas that can pass through China and Pakistan. According to a principle: wherever the road goes, the car can go wherever the road goes. It is not easy to go the wrong way, but it becomes more and more convenient.Drivers have a problem. When they see a good car, they want to drive for a while. No matter how broken this minibus is, it is much better than the tractor I drove back then. Can drive the car to Shennongding.

The older brother of the conductor’s younger sister has already woken up, and the blood on his head seems to have lessened. Tian Yuan and his younger sister are helping him get out of the car. The boy is not kind, and he doesn't give him a hand. He simply values ​​sex and despises friends.

I smiled and pulled out the car key, and when I closed the car door and got out of the car, I saw the little girl talking to Lao Niu and Li Yongsheng: "Brother Tianyuan has told us about your situation just now, I know you are taking advantage of the New Year I went to Shennongjia to play, but it’s already very late now, you guys will just make do with my house tonight!”

The old cow quickly took it over: "little girl, you are really our relatives, you are kind-hearted like the living Bodhisattva who rescues the suffering, in this case, you are a good person, do it to the end, go to a doctor quickly, and let the doctor take a look at it first." Look at your brother's head, and look at my ass." The little girl was embarrassed when she heard this, but what the old cow said was true, so she could only smile wryly.

The little girl’s house is not far from where we parked, and it’s almost half a mile away by crossing a small stone bridge. Under the starlight, it can be seen that this is a relatively modern village. upstairs.With a distance of half a mile, I already know that the girl’s name is Fengling, and her brother’s name is Changqing. They borrowed money to buy the minibus half a year ago, and they hadn’t made any money back when they encountered this incident. Son, I also know that her parents are still alive, and there is a Tujia sister-in-law at home...

It's not too late now, the village is quiet, there is no one wandering around, only occasionally a few houses are still dimly lit, the little girl told us that because of the savages a while ago, everyone closed their doors early to sleep up.Fengling took us home and asked her sister-in-law to call for a doctor, while she busy herself getting us something to eat.

During the meal, Fengling asked me: "Brother Du, I think you drive quite well, have you ever driven before?"

At this time, Lao Niu limped in from the outside with his butt shaking, and stared at me with a dark face, as if I had put the glass under his buttocks: "Old Du has not only driven a car, but also It's been quite a while, the bricks I pulled..."

Seeing that Lao Niu wanted to expose my background, I quickly got up and said to Lao Niu: "Old Niu, does your butt hurt anymore?"

With a sad face, the old cow sat on the stool with half of his buttocks, and said to me: "Tianyuan values ​​sex and despises friends, and you are not mean enough. You only care about eating here by yourself, and you don't call me a word. You don't even see my ass is so dirty." Is it bloody? Don’t you know that I need nutrition?” The old cow said, not polite to us, picked up the rice bowl on the table and started to gobble it up.

After hearing what Lao Niu said, Feng Ling kept staring at me with strange eyes, and now seeing that no one spoke, she asked me again: "Brother Du, what kind of brick did Brother Niu say you were pulling?"

I thought to myself: This girl is so hot, she wants to ask about everything.But she had already asked, and I had to answer. I was in a hurry, and Tian Yuan said from the side: "Miss Fengling, you got it wrong, it's not about pulling bricks. Brother Du drove a special car for the head of the military region back then!" After Tian Yuan said this, he winked at me triumphantly.With his words, he promoted me from the position of tractor driver to the special driver of the head of the military region. This level is too high, and it gave me enough face. I happily said to Fengling: "Yes, back then, you and I Brother Niu is in the same army, and after the Vietnam War, we will be demobilized and stay at home together!" I said this to stop Lao Niu's bad mouth, lest he talk about things and make me lose face.

Feng Ling looked at me with adoring eyes, and said to me: "My elder brother is injured, can you help us drive for two days? Isn't it time for the Chinese New Year, and we want to make more trips. Of course, I won't let you do it in vain, and you friends can also play at my house for a few days..." Everyone stared at me immediately, fearing that my will would not be firm, they agreed to Fengling and delayed our entry into the mountain As for getting rich, these bastards underestimate me too much. I'm not the kind of person who values ​​sex and despises friends.

I smiled at Fengling and said, "Well, I'm really sorry, I don't have my driver's license." I looked at Fengling's face full of disappointment, and comforted her: "Little girl, money is endless , Take a break when you should take a break, don't let yourself be too tired!"

Fortunately, Feng Ling didn't mind, she asked me again: "I see that you are bringing so many salutes, are you planning to stay in the mountains for a long time?"

I smiled and said: "No, we just want to experience the charming style of Shennongjia in winter, maybe it will come out soon!" He swallowed the words back.After a while, he smiled at us again: "Brother Niu is injured, and it may not be convenient for him to walk the mountain road for the time being. If you don't mind, you can stay at my house for two days and leave after he recovers from his injury!"

After hearing this, Lao Niu was so moved that he almost didn't hold Feng Ling in his arms.

After eating and returning to the room, the old cow lay on the bed and sighed.I reckoned that his ass was about to burst into pain, so I kindly comforted him and said, "Lao Niu, have you ever heard of Mr. Guan scraping bones to cure poison? Look at me, think about us, why are we so far away? Your ass was lightly touched by glass. After a light prick, he yelled non-stop here, when Mr. Guan was scraping his bones with a knife, he was still talking and laughing freely! You should learn from him!"

After hearing this, Lao Niu said unhappily: "Tie Yan, you are making sarcastic remarks again. If I become an official as big as Master Guan, I am willing to cut off my hand, let alone scrape the bone. The problem is Aren’t we grandsons now, grandsons should be like grandsons!” Hearing what Lao Niu said, I almost kicked him off the bed, so I ignored him and fell asleep under the covers.

Seeing that I ignored him and he couldn't sleep because of the pain, the old cow said to me, "Actually, I can't bear this bad breath. I'm such a big person, but I was hurt like this by two hairy monkeys!"

When I heard him talking about the hairy monkey, I thought of the two black figures we saw. It was dark and I couldn't see them clearly. I forgot to ask Fengling when I was having dinner at night. I didn't know what the wild man looked like.Hearing what Lao Niu said now, his blood boiled again: "Old Niu, why don't we go get rid of those two hairy monkeys tomorrow night?"

The old cow immediately became interested, and the injury on his buttocks seemed to be healed: "I have thought so for a long time! After we catch those two ghosts, we will also learn how other people play monkeys. I am under those hairy monkeys' buttocks every day. Put some glass to let them sit, and toss those dead monkeys to death one by one!"

I really didn't see that he was so promising, so I educated him severely: "If we catch a savage, are we still using monkeys to perform art? Why are you so economically insensible and only focus on avenging personal revenge? You didn't Have you heard that many experts in the world are studying the savage? After we caught the savage, we went to the Pacific Ocean and rented a piece of land to open a zoo for people all over the world to watch. Then we sat there and collected tickets. It is estimated that this thing is more popular than pandas!"

The old cow was happy, and stretched out his hand to pat me on the shoulder: "Tie Yan, this is a good idea. If it succeeds, we will be prosperous!"

"Yes! Tomorrow, I will ask Feng Ling about the savage first, and tonight we will catch those two dead monkeys and avenge you by the way!" Lao Niu and I discussed excitedly, and when did we finally fall asleep? Forgot all.