Savage Secret

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One day in the twelfth lunar month of 1990, when I had nothing to do, I was sitting at home basking in the sun. The winter sun was so warm on my body. The feeling was really indescribably comfortable. Before long, I was in Fell asleep in the warm sun.When I was dreaming, I was suddenly woken up by a dog barking violently. When I opened my eyes, the Great Dane that was fed at home was crawling on the door and barking.

"Dead dog, disturb my sweet dreams!" I cursed, and was about to go back to sleep, but I heard someone knocking on the door and shouting: "Tie Yan, you are a child at home, and you don't open the door for a long time?" I knew this from the sound. It’s Lao Niu, my best buddy who has been playing with me for a long time. Lao Niu’s full name is Niu Wang. This name is so damn good. Not only is it Niu, but it’s also very prosperous. It’s much louder than my name. .

I haven't seen him for a long time. I heard that this kid went out to hang out. Why did he come back?As I got up to open the door, I yelled at the door: "Heavenly King builds the underworld!"

The old cow outside the door immediately responded loudly: "The pants are rotten and there is no money to mend them!"

That's right, it must be Lao Niu. We have used this code for many years, and it was all random changes after watching the model play "Taking Tiger Mountain by Outsmarting" when we were young.At that time, in order to thoroughly understand why the king of heaven went to the underworld to build the underworld, the two of us fought for a long time, and the conclusion was that the king of heaven might be too tired of staying in the sky, so we wanted to contract a project in the palace of the king of hell , By the way, I set up my home there.Later, I found out that "Tian Wang Gai Di Hu" is a term in Pai Gow, which means that the Tian Wang card is bigger than the Di Hu card, but we have changed it back too lazy.

Laughing, I grabbed the Great Dane and opened the door.There were three people standing at the door, Lao Niu, Tian Yuan from our village, and a skinny man who hadn’t gotten off the motorcycle. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this skinny man.

The old cow first gave me a long hug, and said something about finally finding the team, then he looked like a starving ghost on his face, and turned his eyes to the Great Dane I was holding, as if he was about to saliva He asked, "Tie Yan, how does this dog taste?" After saying that, he stretched out his hand to touch Da Dan. Da Dan didn't know if he understood his words, or he was not pleasing to his eyes, so he immediately grinned at him and gave the old cow Terrified, he took half a step back.

"It's impolite, how can you treat Brother Niu with such an attitude? How do you usually teach you?" I scolded the Great Dane severely, and then smiled and said to the old cow: "Uh, Brother Niu, I'm sorry, I usually I didn’t take it around your door, look, this…” I mean that Lao Niu is not a mean person, and he didn’t tell me when he went out to hang out, so my Great Dane knew him.

"Tie Yan, it's very cold this winter, why don't we get rid of the Great Dane!" After entering the house, the old cow was still as virtuous.At this time, the Great Dane has been locked out by me. If it hears the old cow and still thinks about its smell, I guess it will pounce on the old cow and bite the old cow.I said to Lao Niu deeply: "Old Niu, I understand your desire to eat dog meat hot pot, but dogs are the most loyal friends of human beings. I can't bear to kill them if you ask me to kill them." !"

Tianyuan, who was standing beside him, interjected, "Brother Du, don't be too polite. When we were in school, you and Brother Niu didn't kill a few dogs. Isn't it the so-called smoking and drinking? Keep the dog meat in your belly! When everyone still jokingly called you two dog killers!" I heard Tianyuan's words, and immediately scolded him: "You boy is too bad at talking, what are dog killers? Dog hand, don't you know!"

The old cow also looked upright, and enlightened Tianyuan with earnestness: "Tianyuan, how do you know that we are doing good deeds by killing dogs! Do you know that after people die, the Buddha will follow what they did before they were alive? Classify them into the six realms of Heaven, Humanity, Asura, Animals, Evil Ghosts, and Hell. Animals are one of the lower three realms. Animals with fur and horns, eating each other, make them suffer endlessly. Think about it, how pitiful those dogs are, they eat the last meal every day, and maybe the owner of the dog is in a bad mood We have to kick them a few times. We kill dogs, one is to help those who have been harmed by them to vent their anger, and the other is to relieve the suffering dogs. This is equivalent to building a pagoda! Hey! , It’s a pity that everyone doesn’t understand us!”

After hearing Lao Niu's unreasonable sophistry, everyone burst into laughter, "Damn Lao Niu, I taught him these words back then, but I didn't expect him to show off in front of me again today.

In fact, this Great Dane and Lao Niu still have some fate. It was a winter two years ago. Lao Niu and I went out together to get a Great Dane. After being discovered, we chased it for several miles. Yes, there was a puppy chasing us at that time.When I was eating dog meat hot pot at night, I suddenly heard a dog barking outside the door. After I opened the door, this little Great Dane was about to jump on me.I kicked it away fiercely like I was treating a class enemy, and then stepped on its head again, preparing to grab it and peel it. At that time, the old cow said that this dog is still young and will be raised when it grows up. , and I can eat more meat, so this dog lived in my house.At the beginning, the dog was fierce and would bite anyone, but after a long time, it became much more obedient.

"Lao Niu, if you really want to eat, then I will do it!" I said, and I was about to walk out the door.Humans are not grass and trees, how can one be ruthless, let me kill someone else's dog, my hands are very hard, let me kill a dog that I have fed for two years, I really can't bear it!I say that because I want to see the old cow's reaction.

The old cow stopped me and smiled at me: "Tie Yan, I'm just kidding, no matter how greedy we are, we can't do anything with the things we keep at home, right. So, let's go out and get something together later. Just, let me introduce you to a friend first!" Lao Niu said, pulling the skinny man in front of me: "This is Tianyuan's distant cousin, and also my good brother, Li Yongsheng!"

I took a closer look at this man named Li Yongsheng. He was about 1.7 meters tall like me and Lao Niu, but he was far less sturdy than the two of us.Although he is thinner than us, he looks very capable, but after all, when we first met, he just held hands and said a few polite words.

Lao Niu and my brother whom I haven’t seen in the past two years reunited again. The scene was very cordial. Lao Niu smiled and took out the cigarette from his body. When I saw it, I yelled at him: “Damn, Great China, I didn’t see you kid They are so good looking!" Lao Niu said nothing, originally they had grown up playing together, but they didn't expect that after a few years, there would be such a big difference.

I lit a cigarette and took a deep puff, trying to calm down my frenzied and ups and downs: "Damn, this is different from the one or two yuan cigarettes I usually smoke!" The old cow listened After I said this, I turned my head to look at Li Yongsheng, then looked at the door, and said to me in a low voice: "Tie Yan, actually, we came to you this time to discuss a business matter with you!"

It turned out that this kid didn't go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, I suddenly felt disgusted!Damn it, I've never done any business since I grew up, and the old cow is sneaky, I don't know what he cares about!However, if it is really possible to get rid of poverty and become rich without harming the country and the people, then you can also consider it.I looked at the weird expression on Lao Niu's face, and said with a smile: "We are all brothers. If you have something to say, just say it. It's not like our style to beat around the bush!"