Savage Secret

() I suddenly remembered that we saw two savages last night, and my heart suddenly became nervous. If there was only one savage here, Lao Niu and I would try our best to clean it up with the things in our hands. Well, if it's a one-on-one fight, I'm not sure. Just looking at the hole it scratched in the top of the coffin, we know that its ferocity is definitely not something any of us can handle.

It is estimated that Lao Niu also thought of this, the two of us looked at each other, and almost shouted a word in unison: "Run!"

With a sound of "Peng!", the wooden door of the cabinet in the corner flew out suddenly, and slammed towards us with the sound of wind. I swung the crowbar and slapped it hard, and the ax in the old cow's hand also smashed on it. The old wood was very dry. After the two of us hit it with all our strength, it became shattered. The dust accumulated on it for many years mixed with sawdust and went straight into my nostrils. I quickly covered my mouth and nose.

In the already dark room, the vision became more blurred after the dust drifted around. In the vagueness, a zombie wearing a dark shroud and a shroud hat jumped out of the cabinet. Its two-meter-high body looked extremely strong. My eyes exuded a terrifying blood-red color. When I saw this thing coming out, I felt a puff of cold air unconsciously, and went straight to my brain. Not only did I forget to run, but the twenty-pound crowbar in my hand almost The son fell and smashed his own foot, and the old cow also shouted nervously: "Damn it, is it really a fake corpse?"

I don't think so, those corpses have been gnawed to the bone, so how could they still cheat corpses?Although we only opened one coffin, the other coffins must be similar. Could it be that this thing in front of us is a savage?As the dust slowly dissipated, a furry ape-like face appeared under the birthday cap. It bared its teeth ferociously at us. Its giant mouth opened like a dog hole, revealing the white canine teeth inside. It was even worse than a zombie. Damn horror.

The savages don't come out sooner or later. When we were about to run, they suddenly jumped out. It seemed that they didn't intend to let us go out. A bloody battle was inevitable today.I held the crowbar in front of my chest and shouted to the old cow: "Old cow, widen your bull's eyes to see clearly, it is not some fake corpse, it is your ancestor that has not yet evolved!"

The old cow was surprised: "Savage?"

There was another loud noise, and the shaking coffin "creaked" and cracked, and another red-haired savage came out of it!They also wear shrouds and hats.The two red-haired savages roared loudly and rushed towards us with their teeth and claws. I quickly raised the crowbar to meet the other one. Shouted: "Tie Yan, look at these beasts are still shy, they know they need to wear clothes!"

Although the red-haired savage is strong, he doesn't seem to dare to easily pick up the several kilograms of crowbar in my hand. I swept a crowbar at the red-haired savage, and while the savage jumped away, I said to the old cow: "You know Fuck, having a sense of shame is a big step forward in the history of human civilization! It’s so fucking weird these days, monkeys know how to learn civilization and how to wear clothes like humans, but some people just want to take off their clothes in public in the hall Holy shit, hey, it seems that we human beings who don't know shame will be replaced by these monkey grandchildren sooner or later!"

The old cow swung his ax and struck a coffin board raised by the red-haired savage. Taking advantage of the moment the red-haired savage backed up, he lost no time in shouting to me: "Your kid has seen all this, hurry up!" Go into the mountains and cultivate yourself into a monkey and then come out, I can just sell you to the zoo for a few drinks, and it will not be in vain for us brothers!"

A crowbar weighs several kilograms, and I don't have the strength of Lu Zhishen, so I couldn't move it without swinging it a few times. Now the other end of the crowbar has been caught by the red-haired savage. We and the red-haired savage The savage is like a tug-of-war, no one will let go, it freezes there and circles around, but my arms are numb and I am out of breath, but the red-haired savage doesn't seem to use much force, instead he can't stop smiling strangely, as if he thinks it's fun .

I was almost dragged around by it, and I guess it won't be long before it gets tired of playing, and then the Lord should greet me, but I still said to the old cow with reluctance: "Then it's better to let you The old lady took you into her belly and put you back into the furnace for further processing! Didn’t your elder brother Tie Niu Li Kui say, ‘I’ll be a good man again in 20 years?’ This sentence must be applicable to you, Lao Niu! Wait for you to grow up It’s only been twenty years since I’m so old, if you’re lucky, you can still wait!”

A voice like a silver bell suddenly sounded outside the door: "Both of you are dying, and you are still poor forever!" This is the voice of the little girl Fengling. It was she who came here by herself.

The old cow stopped scolding me. He swung his ax and threw the ax at the red-haired savage, and took the opportunity to shout to the outside: "Little girl Fengling, hurry up. The lives and property of the people are safe, but the heroic sacrifice in the process of fighting against the wild beasts, don't forget to apply for a martyr for us. The biggest wish of me and you Du Ge in this life is to be a soldier, but this wish has not been realized. If we can hang a martyr sign on the door after death, we will be content!"

I was about to respond to the old cow's cry, but I felt my hands tighten. The crowbar had been snatched away by the red-haired savage. With inertia, my body rushed forward, and the red-haired savage lifted up a foot-long lever. The big foot kicked towards my chest. In a hurry, I quickly blocked it with both hands, but I felt that the giant foot of my arms seemed to have the power of a thousand pounds, and it couldn't stop it at all. The arm is broken.

The big foot of the red-haired savage kicked me hard in the chest. I felt no different from being hit by a giant hammer. First, my body was more than half a meter above the ground, and then my back fell heavily on the ground. I was so angry and bloody. With stars in his eyes, tightness and pain in his chest, he almost couldn't catch his breath, he couldn't help thinking to himself: This kick is really fucking real.

In the yard, Feng Ling, Tian Yuan, Li Yongsheng, and a woman in Tujia costume were setting up a charcoal fire and shaking an old-fashioned cast-iron popcorn machine.I was dumbfounded, I don’t know where they are singing, it’s fine if they don’t help us, and they don’t run fast, they are still in the mood to popcorn here, do these savages love popcorn?With huge doubts, I shouted to Feng Ling: "Sister, how do you know that I like popcorn..."

Before I finished speaking, I heard Tian Yuan pointing at the top of my head and shouting anxiously: "Brother Du, be careful!" I looked up and saw a black thing was hitting me, it should be the crowbar. I couldn’t bear the iron rod weighing dozens of kilograms, so I grabbed the tattered coffin board scattered on the ground and blocked it upward. There was a loud "Peng", the coffin board was smashed into two halves, and the crowbar hit my chest hard. I had already been kicked in the chest by the red-haired savage, and now I was hit by the crowbar again, and I trembled with pain.

I looked at the cracked coffin board and cursed: "Who is this black-hearted coffin seller? It's fine to use paulownia trees to make coffins for people, and choose one that is already cracked. This kind of money for cheating people is not worth it." Only people with no conscience can do it, damn it..." I was short of breath for a while under the pressure of a few kilograms of crowbar, and I couldn't speak anymore.

It should be that when I was hit by the crowbar, Lao Niu was also thrown over. He seemed to have been caught on the shoulder. At this moment, he was covering his shoulder and said with difficulty to Fengling who was about to turn on the popcorn machine: "Sister, I also like to eat popcorn. After I die, put more on my grave during the holidays. Even if I am a ghost, I will often go to you!" Don't be confused, listen to what the old cow said, and give a sad smile, you talk like this, and you still want to eat popcorn?

After the two red-haired savages knocked us down, they jumped towards us waving their huge sharp claws. The sharp fangs, sharp nails and shrouds on their bodies made me feel that the god of death was approaching.I thought of the black holes on the coffin board and the gnawed human bones in the coffin. It seems that Fengling's statement that these red-haired savages would grab the bleeding holes from the dead was definitely not a lie.

I wanted to turn over and escape, but I felt a huge pain in my chest, and I had no strength at all. Looking at the red-haired savage who had already jumped on top of my head, I suddenly became desperate. He gnawed at me while he was still alive.

"Climb down!" Just as the sharp claws were about to grab my head, I suddenly heard the sound of a phoenix bell.The little girl is really interesting, if I can move, do I still need to wait here to die?

There was a thunderous noise from an old-fashioned popcorn machine outside, and the whole room shook, and my mind was also dizzy. I felt a huge heat wave flying from me with a strong smell of popcorn. However, there were sparks and white smoke mixed in the middle, it was so hot that my skin almost fell off, and my whole body was in sore pain.

The two red-haired savages were blown to the ground, sparks all over their bodies, and they didn't care about us after getting up. They roared and tore the shrouds and hats on their bodies, and then rushed to the door and fled.I have heard before that monkeys are timid, and when they hear the sound of thunder, they will go crazy and even fall from the tree. It seems that the savages are no exception.

Tian Yuan and Li Yongsheng ran in, patted the sparks and popcorn on our bodies, and helped me up: "Brother Du, Brother Niu, how are you doing?"

I struggled to pick up a popcorn from the ground, chewed it twice, then spit it out, and slowly said to Fengling: "It is ripe, and it is quite fragrant, but there is too much sand Hey, put a little less sugar, you have to pay attention in the future."

The old cow said behind me: "You know how to eat all day long, you don't need to look to know that you were born from a starving ghost! To my little girl!"

Listening to our teasing, Feng Ling shook her head helplessly: "I see that you two can talk and laugh, and you can argue quite a bit. I guess you didn't suffer any injuries. I'll go first!"

Half of the old cow's shoulder was covered in blood. He fell a few times just now, and the stitches on his buttocks should have been opened. I quickly grabbed Feng Ling: "Sister, since you are here, let's be a good person to the end, anyway. Save brother Niu, how can we say that we were injured because of our brave actions and fighting for the people!"

Feng Ling shook off my hand, walked quickly into the yard, and turned to us: "I'm not comfortable staying here, I'd better go back and talk about it!" Saying that, she packed up the popcorn machine and left with the Tujia woman go out.

Rotten coffin boards and bones gnawed by savages rolled everywhere in the dark room. Not to mention Feng Ling looked uncomfortable, even I, who thought I was brave, felt disgusted.I tried to walk two steps, but my chest still hurt a little, and there were a few blisters on my hands caused by the sand blasted out by the popcorn machine. The cow wobbled and chased after Fengling