The best eunuch

Hearing that almost all of the 36 village leaders wanted to be the leader, Zhuge Qingyun was obviously a little surprised.But he is a deep-rooted person after all, facing such a situation, he just smiled lightly: "Hehe. Everyone wants to be the leader of the alliance, but there is only one leader. In my humble opinion, why don't we come and have a try. How about the winner get the position of leader?"

"Okay. Let's compete, I'll be the first one." A short fat man in green clothes jumped out with a ghost knife and shouted.

Zhuge Qingyun smiled slightly: "It turns out to be the village master Ge of the poisonous wolf village. Please be careful and don't be impatient, the village master Ge, our competition for the position of the leader is not just a competition of force."

"It's not a contest of force? What is it? Do you want a group of big men to compete to have a baby? Hahaha..." Ge Daxiong laughed presumptuously.

Zhuge Qingyun narrowed his eyes slightly, and the smile on his face gradually disappeared.He stared at Ge Daxiong and asked indifferently: "What did the master of Ge village say just now? Can you tell me again? I remember that Poisonous Wolf Village is not far from our Qiuming Mountain. It seems that I have to take it with me when I have the opportunity in the future." The brothers of the Fire Dragon Gang should visit Master Ge more often."

"This..." Ge Daxiong stopped immediately, and he naturally heard something in Zhuge Qingyun's words.Thinking of Zhuge Qingyun's position in the Fire Dragon Gang, cold sweat broke out on Ge Daxiong's forehead, and he said with a sarcastic smile, "Mr. Zhuge, don't take offense. I'm a rough man, I just like to make jokes. That... Mr. Zhuge, you say, How do you say the position of the leader should be chosen, so how should we choose?"

Zhuge Qingyun chuckled, then looked past everyone and asked, "Do you have any objections?"

"Are there any objections? Here, Mr. Zhuge, you alone have the highest knowledge. You can compare us with whatever you say." Just now, Zhuge Qingyun showed his majesty, and all the village masters present were shocked.Bad guys are like this sometimes, they do their best to bully those who are weaker than him, and they are willing to bow down to those who are stronger than him.

Seeing that everyone has no objection, Zhuge Qingyun nodded in satisfaction, cupped his hands and said: "Since it is the choice of the leader of the alliance, then we must first talk about what kind of person the leader of our Green Forest League should be. In my humble opinion, the leader should first We must have a strategy, otherwise we would not dare to hand over so many of our wealth and lives to him like this. Then we must have high martial arts skills. After all, we are workers who lick blood on the edge of a knife. How can a weak scholar lead us?

The second is to be powerful. If our soldiers and horses are not strong enough, then how can we listen to him?Finally, there must be talents. A person may not be omnipotent, but as long as his subordinates can win the first three points, then we also recognize him as our leader.What do you think of the four points mentioned below?Are there any mistakes or omissions? "

To be honest, there is nothing wrong with Zhuge Qingyun's four points, but Liang Xin can tell that these are almost the four conditions he made for himself.In terms of strategy, he, Zhuge Qingyun, was born in Juren.In terms of force, Huang Dixing, the leader of his family, is said to be able to fight a white tiger with a white forehead and dangling eyes alone.In terms of power, he is the most powerful member of the Fire Dragon Gang among the 36 gangs.In terms of talents, well, this is also the most detailed point that Zhuge Qingyun considers.If you can't let your subordinates fight on your behalf, then what if someone asks Zhuge Qingyun to fight martial arts?

"Hmph! I already knew that the position of the leader would be chosen in this way, but I'm not afraid. I kidnapped two masters from the Daming Mansion early in the morning, and I won't be afraid of any of them in terms of strategy and force."

The person who said this was Liu Dakui, the owner of the Heifeng Village on Nanling Mountain. Although he was tall and rough in appearance, he was actually recognized as a sinister and cunning person.He clapped his hands, and the two men under him immediately escorted two middle-aged men in their 30s into the room.The two middle-aged men were thin and thin, wearing Confucian shirts and tied with scholar scarves, they were clearly scholars.

Seeing that the people sitting in the hall were all burly men with tattoos of criminals on their faces, the two masters were so frightened that they shook like chaff.

Zhuge Qingyun didn't care either, nodded and said: "Okay. Then let's come to the first item first. A competition of strategy. Strategy is nothing more than a competition of resourcefulness. I don't know if anyone here is going to participate in this competition. of?"

The rest of the village masters were all illiterate and uncouth, and after looking at each other, they expressed that they would not participate in this competition.They all set their sights on the upcoming competition of force and power.

Just when Zhuge Qingyun was about to announce the start, Liang Xin stood up suddenly and said: "Actually, I forgot to tell everyone that I have also studied in a private school for two years and know some characters. Let's join in the fun today."

"After two years of private school, I also went to join in the fun. The master Juren has studied for most of his life."

"Blame him. Anyway, he is the one who will lose face for a while. Let's see how capable this brat can be."

The people below were talking about it, but Liang Xin didn't realize it.Zhuge Qingyun smiled and said: "Okay. In this round, our Fire Dragon Gang will play from the bottom. Since it is a competition of wits, we will divide the competition into three rounds. The first is quick wits, so let's compare the right pair. The second Competing knowledge, we each ask a question for the other party to answer, the person who answers the correct answer is the winner, and the one who answers the wrong one is considered a failure. The third item is compared with ingenuity, we each do one thing, and if the other party cannot continue to do it, it is considered a success. But what do the three of you think?"

The two masters of Liu Dakui naturally didn't dare to have any opinions, Liang Xin nodded in agreement after thinking about it.Immediately after Zhuge Qingyun announced the start of the competition, Zhuge Qingyun first uttered the first couplet: "Thinking, thinking, thinking about what."

hehe.After hearing the couplet, Liang Xin chuckled in his heart, Zhuge Qingyun still has a bit of talent, and the couplet he came up with is actually a hidden secret.Heart and mind, starting with the word heart, and then the next three words are all based on the word heart.It's still a little difficult for people to figure it out.

Liang Xin looked at the two masters, and the old man was thinking nervously.One of them shook and passed out all of a sudden, Liu Dakui was furious, and immediately shouted: "Come on, drag this old guy out and slaughter him to feed the dogs."

Liang Xin couldn't bear to see a scholar die like this, so he immediately stopped him and said, "Master Liu, don't worry, first ask someone to take this old gentleman down to rest for a while, if you get the position of leader, spare his life, if you No...it won't be too late to deal with it then."

Liu Dakui glanced at Liang Xin, thought for a while and then nodded: "It makes sense. Then listen to Mu Zhaizhu, you drag this old guy down first, and find someone to treat you."

"Yes!" Liu Dakui's two subordinates took away the fainted Master Juren, and the remaining Master Juren was extremely nervous, and after racking his brains, he managed to hold back the next line.He hurriedly said: "I have it. The second couplet is to read the Analects of Confucius, and keep the words in mind."

Hearing Master Juren's second line, Liang Xin also nodded slightly.Read the four characters of the Analects of Confucius. After the characters are opened, the next three characters are all radicals of the characters.The confrontation is very neat.

Zhuge Qingyun also nodded appreciatively, and said, "Sir, you are talented."

Hearing Zhuge Qingyun's approval, the Juren master let out a long sigh of relief.Liu Dakui shouted: "Okay!" Although he didn't understand the couplet, but hearing Zhuge Qingyun's approval, he also knew that Master Juren had come out with a couplet.

Zhuge Qingyun cast his eyes on Liang Xin again, Liang Xin smiled lightly and said: "I also have a second line, the water flows into the river, and the river flows into the sea."

Water flows, rivers and rivers, these four characters also start with the character for water, and the next three characters are all radicals with the character for water.The confrontation was also very neat, Zhuge Qingyun and the master Juren nodded slightly.Zhuge Qingyun looked at Liang Xin and said: "I never thought that the master of the wooden village is also proficient in this way. It's really rare. Well, then, the master of the wooden village will come up with the first couplet."

Liang Xin clasped his hands together, and said, "Mr. Zhuge, please lend me the Four Treasures of the Study."

Zhuge Qingyun nodded, and winked at his subordinate, who immediately went to get the pen, ink, paper and inkstone.Liang Xin dipped his pen in ink on the inkstone, and then wrote a few large characters.

After finishing writing, Liang Xin put down his pen, smiled lightly and said to Zhuge Qingyun and the master Juren: "Mr. Zhuge, and this gentleman, this is my Shanglian, please advise."

Zhuge Qingyun and the Juren master went up to have a look, and they were dumbfounded.The Shanglian on the rice paper turned out to be seven "long" characters.Those village owners who knew a few characters came over and looked at it and couldn't help cursing: "What kind of fucking couplet is this? It's long, long, long, long, and the next couplet is just short and short?"

Liang Xin smiled and said nothing, waiting for Zhuge Qingyun and the master Juren to answer.

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