The best eunuch

If God gave you the skill of photographic memory, what would you use it for?Well, our father-in-law Liang used it to recite his lines to match Princess Zixia.

"Liang Lang. Do you know what is the most painful thing in life?"

"Zixia. I know. The most painful thing in my life is to part with you. If I can't see you for a day, I can't walk day and night. Zixia, promise me, don't be separated from me, okay?"

"Oh! Liang Lang..." Princess Zixia's body froze instantly: "Liang Lang, why are you touching my chest?"

Liang Xin blushed without panting and said confidently: "Princess, do you know? The sages once said: If two people are in love for a long time, when will they not kiss or touch?"

"Ah? Has anyone ever said such a thing?" Princess Zixia asked in doubt.

"Naturally." Liang Xin didn't stop at all, still rubbing Zixia's chest. "I, Liang Xin, claim to be an honest and reliable young gentleman, a true gentleman who promises a thousand pieces of gold. Can there be a lie in what I say?"

"Oh." After all, Zixia is a simple little girl, and Liang Xin took advantage of her for a while. After Zixia blushed, she panted and said, "Liang Lang, don't you touch it? I feel numb on my body, as if It feels like there are thousands of ants drilling into my body."

suddenly.Zixia felt something pressing against her behind her body, she reached down and grabbed the thing against her and asked, "Liang Lang, why are you carrying a stick with you?"

Liang Xin trembled all over, took a deep breath to suppress the impulse in his body and said: "As the saying goes, the world is dangerous and people are sinister, so I carry a stick with me just to guard against evildoers."

"Really? Can you show me?" Zixia shook her hand, and Liang Xin couldn't help trembling all over her body.He shouted in his heart: "Grandma, are you trying to kill me?"

Zixia clamored to see Liang Xin's stick.When Liang Xin was thinking about how to deceive her, a voice suddenly came from outside the door: "Concubine Xia is married."

"Mother is coming?" Zixia got out of Liang Xin's arms at once, and while arranging her clothes and hair accessories in a panic, she took out a copy of "Dongpo Anthology" and stuffed it in Liang Xin's hand.

Bang bang bang... There was a knock on the door, and a voice came from outside the door: "Zixia, are you in the house?"

Zixia nodded and said, "I'm here, please come in, Queen Mother."

The door opened.A beautiful woman in imperial concubine costume entered the room.Behind the beautiful woman were two maids.Seeing Concubine Xia, Liang Xin immediately saluted: "I will serve Liang Xin as my servant, see the imperial concubine."

Concubine Xia carefully looked at Liang Xin, then nodded and said, "I have heard that the new Minister of Internal Affairs is a handsome and talented young man, and seeing him today really lives up to his reputation. There is no need to be polite, father-in-law, please get up."

Liang Xin stood up and found the opportunity to take a good look at Concubine Xia.Some people say that women are like wine, it takes time to brew to become mellow and perfect.Concubine Xia is undoubtedly a perfect mature woman, not only because of her figure and appearance, but also because of her temperament that combines maturity, intellectuality, nobility, sensibility, and charm.

This kind of temperament seems to be invisible, but it is tangible, and Liang Xin can clearly feel it when Concubine Xia goes there.

Concubine Xia looked at Liang Xin, then at Zixia, and asked, "Why is Eunuch Liang here?"

Before Liang Xin opened his mouth to explain, Zixia stood up with a look of knowledge and etiquette, walked up to Concubine Xia with small steps, bowed slightly, and said: "Mother, I know that Eunuch Liang is talented. He is proficient in poetry. Gefu, it just so happened that after reading Mr. Dongpo's anthology, I didn't understand something, so I called Mr. Liang to ask for advice."

"I see." Concubine Xia said with a slight smile, "Eunuch Liang's poems are indeed extraordinary, and that "Yanqiu Ci" also earned me a lot of tears."

"Hehe. It's just a wonderful work." Liang Xin cupped his hands at Zixia and Concubine Xia: "Since the imperial concubine is looking for Princess Zixia, I will leave first. The questions asked by the princess, I will Go back and think for two days before answering the princess."

"Okay. Eunuch, go slowly." Zixia nodded.That self-denial and etiquette look is nothing like the crazy girl who exaggerated and acted just now.

Liang Xin was secretly surprised how a person could show such extreme two sides in such a short period of time, he cupped his hands and said, "Farewell." Then he took two steps.

All right.God always makes a joke with you at this inadvertent time.As soon as Liang Xin accidentally stumbled on a round stool beside the table, his body suddenly fell forward.Concubine Xia has sharp eyesight and quickly reached out to help her right hand.Well, the right hand!All of a sudden, he touched Liang Xin's undiminished swell.

Liang Xin was shocked, he raised his head and glanced at Concubine Xia, only to see Concubine Xia smiled as usual and said, "Eunuch, be careful."

Many images flickered in Liang Xin's mind instantly.Are you going to kill Concubine Xia to silence her?Is that going to kill Zixia too?Or...she didn't feel it?Anyway, it was just a very light touch.

Liang Xin forcibly suppressed the confusion in his heart, smiled and said: "Thank you, concubine, empress, I have retired."

Concubine Xia nodded, and Liang Xin crossed her side. He didn't notice that a doubt flashed in Concubine Xia's eyes, and then a faint smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

Walking out of Princess Zixia's bedroom, Liang Xin looked up at the sky and found that it was getting late.He hurried to Yanfu Palace, because like Yang Jian, he had to wait by Zhao Ji's side at any time for his orders.

When he came to Yanfu Palace, the little eunuch told Liang Xin that Zhao Ji had gone to the Cuju field for Cuju.Liang Xin nodded and rushed to the Cuju field.On the field, a group of young eunuchs followed Zhao Ji and kicked a ball made of leather.Many people think that Cuju may be the same as playing football, but in fact there are still many differences between the two.

Cuju in the Northern Song Dynasty is actually more technically demanding.Cuju is a complete set of movements from dribbling to shooting. Cuju players must use a complete set of kicking skills such as head, shoulders, back, chest, knees, legs, and feet to keep the ball from landing. Then kick and shoot.And that gate is not the goal we see now. The goal in the Northern Song Dynasty is to erect an iron rod in the middle of the court, and a circle not much bigger than a leather ball is built on the iron rod.

When the ball is shot, the ball goes through the circle, and the person on the other side must catch the ball to prevent it from landing, then complete the whole set of actions, and then kick it across the circle to the other side.The person on the other side catches it and still completes the same action before shooting.

Such a demanding requirement, I think even today's Messi and Ronaldo may not be able to meet it.Therefore, I have never been puzzled why our current national football team looks like this.

Whoosh!As soon as Liang Xin stood on the sidelines, he saw Zhao Ji controlling the ball to complete a series of dazzling tricks, and then took a shot.The ball passed through the hoop, but the opponent did not catch it, and Zhao Ji scored a point.

"Good!" Liang Xin applauded loudly and applauded vigorously. He really felt that Zhao Ji's Cuju technique was very good.

Zhao Ji looked at Liang Xin and walked over with a slight smile.The little eunuch next to him lowered a towel to Zhao Ji.Zhao Ji took it and asked Liang Xin while wiping his face: "Can the Marquis of Zhongyi know how to play cuju?"

Liang Xin shook his head: "If you go back to the emperor, I will also play Cuju in my hometown, but the rules are different from this."

"Oh?" Zhao Ji smiled and said, "I'm tired of playing this game all day long. Tell me about the rules in your hometown. How about I play a game with you?"

Liang Xin hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded his head, suppressing his insufficiency, and said: "Yes, Your Majesty!"

Liang Xin taught Zhao Ji the rules of 11-a-side football. Zhao Ji was very smart and immediately memorized the rules.Before starting, Liang Xin whispered a few words to the little eunuch beside him.The little eunuch nodded and ran to the outside. Taking this opportunity, Liang Xin explained the rules to the little eunuchs who accompanied Zhao Ji's Cuju, and at the same time guessed punches to divide them up.

Zhao Ji had never played rock-paper-scissors before, and he was very excited to play such a small game, exclaiming that it was interesting.

After the teams were divided, Liang Xin took his team to explain the tactics, and drew on the ground the position of each responsible area and the functions that needed to be performed.

Zhao Ji is a purely skilled player, so he is full of confidence, and he didn't say much to the people in his team.

After a while, the little eunuch who just ran out of the field came with a group of court ladies.Liang Xin had someone make a simple goal, and then the two sides were ready to start the game.

ps: It has dropped so fast on the historical category click list, it has already reached No.9, it is in jeopardy.Brothers, please collect it, red ticket, is it possible to help me to top it?