The best eunuch

Facing the ridicule of Yelu Hanwu and others, Liang Xin did not fight back. After Yelu Hanwu and the others finished laughing, Liang Xin stood up and said, "Yelu Hanwu, right? You said so much nonsense just now, should it be my turn to speak now?" gone?"

"Master Liang, please tell me." Yelu Han Wutan stretched out his right hand and lifted it up.

Liang Xin smiled and said, "General Yelu, do you know the difference between humans and animals?"

"What's the difference?" Yelu Hanwu asked back.

Liang Xin looked at Yelu Hanwu contemptuously and shook his head, "You don't even know the difference between humans and beasts? Do you think you are no different from beasts?"

"You..." Yelu Hanwu pointed at Liang Xin and was about to speak, Liang Xin said first: "The difference between humans and animals is that humans have brains, while animals have no brains."

"Compared to a human, a bear is bigger than a human, right? Generally speaking, if a person faces a big bear alone, he will not be able to beat the bear and be killed by the bear. Does this prove that humans are worse than bears? "Liang Xin looked at Yelu Hanwu and asked.

Yelu Hanwu replied without hesitation: "Of course it cannot prove that people are worse than bears. For example, if you give me a hard bow and long arrows, it will be easy for me to kill a bear."

"Yes. Yes." Liang Xin nodded and said, "Why is it so easy for you, General Yelu, to kill a bear? Because you know how to use bows and arrows, and bows and arrows were invented by humans. So, General Yelu, you can kill a bear because you have more brains than a bear. .Actually...the relationship between us Song people and you Liao people is the same as the relationship between people and bears.

Are we inferior to you in terms of strength and stature?But you can't deny that we Song people are smarter than you Liao people.Every time we fight with you, our Song Dynasty loses more and wins less, but you feel your conscience and think about it. Is the life of the Song people rich and comfortable or the life of the Liao people rich and comfortable? "

"This... This doesn't prove that you Song people are smarter than us Liao people, right?" Yelu Hanwu said with a flushed face: "We Daqitan people are both civil and military, and we Liao people must be better than us." Do you Song people have brains?"

"Hehe. Really?" Liang Xin smiled and said, "Come on. Do a simple experiment." Liang Xin stretched out a finger and asked, "How much is this?"

"Nonsense, of course it's one." Yelu Hanwu replied.

Liang Xin stretched out two fingers and asked, "How much is this?"

"Two." Yelu Hanwu replied again.

Liang Xin then stretched out three fingers and asked, "How many is that one plus one?"

Yelu Hanwu said without thinking: "Of course it is equal to three."

Liang Xin looked at Yelu Hanwu with such eyes as expected: "One plus one is actually equal to three with General Yelu. Well, Liao people really have brains."

"You...I...this..." Yeluhan Wuzhi couldn't speak, and after stammering for a long time, Yeluhanwu finally said: "You Fuck me!"

"I'm cheating on you?" Liang Xin shook his head and said, "Okay, let's do another experiment. You read it with me, mouse!"

"Yeah. Mouse." Yelu Hanwu really followed along.Liang Xin said again: "Rat!" Yelu Hanwu: "Rat!" Liang Xin: "Rat!" Yelu Hanwu: "Rat."

Liang Xin asked, "May I ask what cats are most afraid of?"

Yelu Hanwu replied subconsciously: "Rat!"

"Pfft!" Qin Qing, Lin Chong and the others all laughed this time, and Yelu Hanwu was stunned for a moment before realizing that it wasn't much.How can cats be afraid of mice?Yelu Hanwu waved his hands and said, "No, no..."

Liang Xin looked at Yelu Hanwu and said with a smile: "Well, it seems that you Liao people are not completely brainless, and you still know that you were wrong afterwards."

"General Yelu's performance above, if you tell yourself, can you prove that you Liao people have no brains?" Liang Xin asked Yelu Hanwu with a light smile.

Yelu Hanwu's face turned red when he was suppressed by Liang Xin's few words.A general under Yelu Hanwu stood up and said in solidarity: "You Song people know how to play tricks. If you have the ability, how about you come and compare us with us on horseback, archery, drinking and wrestling?"

"Horseback archery? Drinking and wrestling?" Liang Xin looked at the general contemptuously. Everyone introduced themselves at the beginning of the banquet. Liang Xin remembered that he seemed to be called Wuqishu.Liang Xin said lightly: "What are you?"

"I'm nothing!" Wu Qishu said in a deep voice.

Liang Xin suddenly realized: "Oh. So you are not a thing. Since you have said that you are not a thing, why do I still compare horseback riding, archery, drinking and wrestling with you?"

Liang Xin flicked his sleeves and said, "I am an envoy of the Great Song Dynasty, and I represent the entire Great Song Dynasty. Just you, a young general guarding the border, I will know as much as you? Go pee and play with mud by yourself , I won’t play with you when I’m tired.”

Liang Xin waved his hand and was about to leave, Wu Qishu roared angrily, "Bold, you can come and go here whenever you want, stop with me!"

Wuqishu's five fingers on his right hand clawed at Liang Xin, Liang Xin smiled lightly and quickly turned around and pinched Wuqishu's right wrist, then Liang Xin folded Wuqishu's wrist forcefully, "Crack!" Shu's wrist was snapped off.Liang Xin kicked out like lightning, and Wu Qishu was kicked upside down and hit a long table.

Liang Xin looked at Wu Qishu and shook his head and said: "Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, the mighty Liao people are so vulnerable. It seems that I used to think highly of Liao people, and I have to correct my concept in the future. "

Liang Xin took the people away, and Yelu Hanwu fixed the broken wrist for the Wuqi technique, then looked at Yelu Aolu and said, "Your Highness, this envoy of the Great Song Dynasty is too arrogant, right? Will you be able to go to the end?" He chopped it up?"

"No." Yelu Aolu shook his head and said, "Now I still need Da Song's help, so I can't act rashly to him. Besides, he is also the leader of Da Song's intelligence organization. Arrest him and torture him to extract a confession, or let him lead us in person. By then, the rich Song Dynasty will be in our Daliao's pocket."

"His Royal Highness King Jin is wise!" Yelu Hanwu and the others bowed in salute.With such a respectful attitude, you don't need to guess that Yelu Hanwu is actually from Yelu Aolu.

Yelu Aolu sighed lightly and asked Yelu Hanwu: "Is there any news from Shangjing? Has Yelu Yali made any moves recently?"

Yelu Hanwu bowed and replied: "There is news from Shangjing that the king has not got out of bed for three days, and he doesn't eat much food. If the guess is correct, the king should... It's about to die. As for King Liang, there is news that he has been in the palace frequently recently, and the king is likely to pass on the position of king to him. However, he recently had a falling out with the princess Yelu Yanyun. It is said that it was because he fell in love with the number one girl in a brothel in Shangjing, and wanted to take her as his concubine."

"Hmph! The country is in turmoil, and the father is in danger, and he still has the mind to go on a romantic trip." Yelu Aolu said indignantly: "I really don't understand why the father must favor that trash."

Yelu Hanwu knelt on one knee and said: "Your Highness, you are the hope of our Liao Kingdom. Now, [-]% of the Liao Kingdom's ministers and generals have expressed their support for you to ascend the throne. The last general sincerely hopes that Your Highness will support you." Lead our Liao Kingdom to regain its glory. Sweep the Liao Kingdom, dominate the Song Dynasty, and shake the world!"

"Sweep the Liao Kingdom, dominate the Song Dynasty, and shake the world!" Several generals under Yelu Hanwu immediately shouted excitedly.

Two flowers bloomed, one for each, Liang Xin led Lin Chong, Bai Chengfeng and Qin Qing back to his tent, after which Liang Xin looked out of the curtain of the tent with gloomy eyes.

Bai Chengfeng felt that something was wrong, so he asked, "My lord, is something wrong?"

Liang Xin nodded and said: "If my estimation is correct, this Yelu Hanwu should belong to Yelu Aolu. Yelu Aolu has a lot of things hidden from us. We must be careful, he may have evil intentions towards us !"

Lin Chong froze for a moment, the allies who were a second ago are now harboring evil intentions?Lin Chong asked, "How did your lord know that?"

"Observation!" Liang Xin said these two words in a deep voice, and after finishing speaking, Liang Xin thought about it and added two words: "Intuition!"

ps: This is Chapter 2, please ask for collection again, um. . .There are tickets~~~