My timeless tavern

Chapter 30 Uncle Nine’s Ambition

The newly transformed zombies are not very fast.

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng ran outside Ren's house first.

There was a knock on the door in the middle of the night, and the two of them yelled loudly again, which woke up Mr. Ren, Miss Ren and others who had already fallen asleep.

"What's going on?" Mr. Ren went out and looked dissatisfied at the two literary talents Qiusheng who were arguing with their servants in the courtyard.

If he hadn't recognized the two of them from the window earlier as Uncle Jiu's apprentices, he would have been tempted to call Ah Wei, who was the police chief in the town, to come over.

Ren Tingting opened the window and looked at it from a distance with a frown, wondering if these two guys were sick, whether they were zombies or not.

Master Ren clearly heard what Wencai and Qiu Sheng said to each other, saying that Master Ren had turned into a zombie and was about to take his own life. Although there was a moment of panic, he was mostly disbelieving.

How could it be such a coincidence that just as Uncle Jiu was out on business, his dead father turned into a zombie.

He then thought about it, could it be that Uncle Jiu felt that the money he had been given was insufficient, so he asked these two apprentices to come over to scare him and want to increase the money?
But thinking of his father's body that had not rotted away for many years, his heart sank and he decided to compromise: "How much do you want?"

"What money do you want? Your father is coming to find you. Hide quickly!" Qiu Sheng shouted hurriedly.

"Yes, he wants to kill you!" Wen Cai followed.

Seeing Master Ren's unkind look, Wen Cai quickly changed his words: "Anyway, it's..."

Before he could finish speaking, the door suddenly "clanged" and was pushed open by a huge force.

When he saw Mr. Ren jumping in from the door wearing a shroud, the servant who had stopped the literary talent Qiusheng earlier shouted "Mom", turned around and ran away.

Master Ren was horrified, and the fat on his face trembled. Facing the zombies coming towards him, he just said in a trembling voice: "Dad!"

Qiu Sheng stamped his feet and hurriedly stepped aside.

He knew how much he weighed and there was no way he could compete with a zombie.

Ren Tingting, who was at the window, saw that the zombie was about to pounce on her father, and she was so frightened that she screamed: "Daddy!"

Just when Mr. Ren was about to be knocked down, a figure suddenly rushed from the side and knocked him aside.

"Run!"

When Wen Cai knocked Master Ren away and reminded him to run quickly, he suddenly heard Qiu Sheng calling him.

He turned his head and met the zombie's eyes.

The sinister wind brought by the zombies blew into his mouth, and the smell of corpses mixed with it made Wencai nauseous.

However, he had no intention of paying attention to this at all, and instead cried out in horror.

"Mom!"

Zombies open their mouths and bite.

Wencai put his hands on the zombie's shoulders, but it was of no use. The distance between the two was still getting closer quickly.

Just when he was about to be bitten, a thread suddenly shot out and fell on the zombie that Old Master Ren had transformed into, stopping him in his tracks.

At this moment, Wen Cai and the zombie were only ten centimeters apart, face to face, mouth to mouth, screaming in terror.

After the initial panic, Qiu Sheng came to his senses. Seeing this, he rushed up and grabbed his junior brother: "Run, what are you screaming for?"

"Ah, oh!" Wencai came back to his senses and hurriedly ran after him.

The two of them had just taken two steps when they felt the sound of wind coming from behind them again.

Wencai turned around and saw the zombie breaking free from the "rope" and pursuing him again.

"I'm not your son, don't chase me!" He was shocked and on the verge of crying.

It was just out of instinct to save people that he had pounced on Mr. Ren just now, but now facing the aggressive zombies, he didn't have the same heroic spirit as before.

Just when the zombies were about to catch up with the two, a cold snort suddenly came from them.

The zombie was once again entangled in a thread.

When they saw the person who had crossed the eaves and landed in the courtyard clearly, Wencai and Qiu Sheng both looked happy: "Master!"

Master Ren was still in shock when he suddenly saw Uncle Jiu appearing in the courtyard. He breathed a sigh of relief: "Uncle Jiu, stop my father quickly!"

"Your father?" Uncle Jiu turned his head.

Looking at the old father with green face and fangs, how could Mr. Ren not understand what Uncle Jiu meant, that he was complaining that he had opposed cremation before.

"Zombie, it's a zombie!" he said hurriedly.

Just then the zombie turned to look at him and let out a roar.

Master Ren was so frightened that he fell to the ground.

Ren Yingying at the window was shocked: "Daddy!"

However, this time the zombies had no chance of breaking free from Uncle Jiu's control.

With a physique that is fifteen times that of an ordinary person, combined with decades of internal strength and Taoism, his movements are as strong as the wind, and the spider silk in his hand is shooting "biubiu" non-stop.

Under the dazzled gaze of everyone, they saw that the zombie was tightly tied up, roaring helplessly in the cocoon of spider silk.

When he saw him kicking the struggling zombie more than ten meters away and making a hole in the wall, the scene suddenly became extremely quiet.

Even the zombie's roar turned into a slight whimper.

After a while.

Master Ren looked at Uncle Jiu in awe, but hesitated to speak.

He found that he had underestimated the Taoist priest. The ability to walk on the eaves as if on the ground, the control of silk threads, and the speed and power displayed are far beyond the scope of ordinary people.

Is this his true ability, hiding his clumsiness on weekdays?

What a master!
Master Ren's fat face gradually showed emotion.

He also wants to practice Taoism!

Ren Yingying at the window was shocked.

She thought to herself that she had seen the colorful world outside, and she originally looked down upon Taoist priests, but now she realized that she was totally wrong.

With such skills, foreigners would have to hide away when they encountered him.

The figure of the middle-aged Taoist priest who was not very tall instantly stood out in her heart.

He also accepts female disciples, right?
Qiu Sheng rushed to Uncle Jiu and shouted in surprise: "Master, when will you be willing to teach me real Kung Fu? It's so amazing!"

Wencai came up and hugged Uncle Jiu's hand and looked around.

"What are you doing?" Uncle Jiu pretended not to change his expression, maintaining his superior demeanor.

"Master, where is your thread wrapped? Is it a magic trick?" Wen Cai was curious.

"Of course it comes from the body, haven't you noticed?" Qiu Sheng said with a smile, "Master's body is so powerful, he can even ejaculate!"

Uncle Jiu's face was slightly distorted, and he thought to himself, "What are these words? What does ejaculation mean?"
"This is a superb Taoist technique!" He kicked the two unlucky disciples away with one kick each and scolded, "Why don't you go to work!"

"What kind of work?" Qiu Sheng asked, rubbing his butt.

Uncle Jiu pointed at the zombies rolling around on the ground like maggots in the distance and said, "Why don't you go and set them on fire?"

Wencai said "Oh" and walked towards the zombie, but Qiu Sheng grabbed him: "What are you burning with your bare hands?"

"Yes, Master, there is no fire!" Wencai scratched his head.

Uncle Jiu was speechless.

"Ah Fu, hurry up and prepare the kerosene!" Master Ren shouted to the servant in the distance.

The servant responded and hurriedly went to prepare.

It didn't take long for the zombies to burst into flames.

During this period, it pretended to be dead and wanted to run away. Uncle Jiu kicked it around in the yard like a ball, knocking down several courtyard walls.

When the entire zombie burned into a pile of black ashes, Master Ren wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Uncle Jiu, it's all thanks to you this time!" he said sincerely.

Wencai quickly interrupted: "There's me too!"

"Yes, yes, there are these two little brothers!" Master Ren said, "I will definitely visit you tomorrow."

Uncle Jiu first glared at his apprentice, then waved his hand at Master Ren and told him no.

There is no reason to charge twice for one thing.

If these two disciples hadn't been too careless, they would have gotten into this situation.

When he returned to Yizhuang and saw the open coffin board, he almost died of fright.

Fortunately, no major disaster occurred.

Qiu Sheng spoke from the side again: "Master, when will you be willing to teach us our true skills?"

Wencai jumped up and agreed: "It's biubiu rays, it can jump around like a spider!"

Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows, thinking that this kid's guess was quite accurate.

"Wait until you draw the evil-proofing talisman!" He said seriously, "The more advanced the Taoist skills are, the more solid the foundation must be laid."

Master Ren, who had been about to speak for a long time, finally interrupted: "Uncle Jiu, do you think it's still too late for me to learn Taoism?"

"Too old!" Qiu Sheng said subconsciously.

"Too fat!" Wencai shouted.

Master always said he was too fat, let alone two guys with this size.

Uncle Jiu nodded.

Even though he didn't say anything, Master Ren felt like he was being fucked even harder.

"Human beings are reincarnated for eternity, between the Yang and the underworld. If Mr. Ren is willing to do one good deed every day from today onwards, although he will not be able to practice Taoism during his lifetime, he may become a Yin god after his death!" Uncle Jiu said.

"Seriously?" Mr. Ren was overjoyed.

"Of course." Uncle Jiu said.

In the past, he was not 100% sure. After all, the world has changed drastically, ghosts are rampant, and the city god of the land has declined. Many people in the same sect said that there is something wrong with the underworld, and it will be difficult to recover.

It can be seen that after seeing the Time and Space Tavern, he has unlimited confidence.

Even if there is a problem, the worst possible outcome is to reorganize the order of yin and yang by yourself!

Uncle Jiu's mentality has quietly changed.

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(End of this chapter)