History live broadcast: Starting from selling the princess

Chapter 66 Confucius: Don’t touch porcelain

Su Qi and Zhou Yuan stayed for a while longer and visited Zhou Yuan's home before leaving.

After watching Su Qi leave, Zhou Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.

At the same time, he is grateful to his mother for her strict requirements on him before, otherwise he would definitely make a fool of himself today.

They were not cleaned up in advance.

You know, even if the blind date is the latter, it needs to be sorted out in advance.

For example, before his brother-in-law and sister-in-law got married, and before their families got married, his aunt hired professionals to clean up the house.

It makes people feel that their family is a family that lives a good life.

After gathering himself, Zhou Yuan came to the computer and prepared to start today's live broadcast.

At this time, the canopy of all dynasties closed.

After it was turned on again, it returned to its original state, with only Zhou Yuan's computer and himself being broadcast live.

Zhou Yuan entered the live broadcast system, and his words were reflected on the computer screen and the sky.

"Today's live broadcast has been completed."

Zhou Yuan was stunned.

What is this ghost?

He couldn't help but complain: "Are you still the plug-in system in the novel? Just now, you live broadcast the date between me and Su Qi?"

People under the canopy looked at Zhou Yuan's confused look and laughed out loud.

"Yes, we live streamed your date and admired your terrible dating skills."

The system silently said to Zhou Yuan again: "You have been working for a long time, you can take a rest."

"Today's salary has been transferred to your system account."

Zhou Yuan was moved and went backstage to watch.

It really arrived.

For a moment, Zhou Yuan's eyes filled with tears. As a social worker who used to get off work from eight to five, but was actually eight in the morning and didn't know what time he got off work, Zhou Yuan experienced for the first time the life of getting paid first and not working.

"System, you are such a good person."

Zhou Yuan said excitedly to the computer.

Under the canopy.

Big bosses and common people throughout the dynasties: "Silly boy, you have been cheated."

System: "I feel an inexplicable conscience."

Zhou Yuan calmed down his mood again, and then decisively started the live broadcast.

"System, if you treat me sincerely, I must work hard for you."

"Even if I just coded live for two hours."

Zhou Yuan said minding his own business.

The people under the sky felt that Zhou Yuan was quite sick.

The big bosses of the past dynasties collectively fell into silence. They often mingled with people's vanity fair and collectively thought of a sentence: "Zhou Yuan, are you afraid that the system will trick you and not give you money?"

Zhou Yuan pointed his home surveillance camera at the computer again and whispered: "In case you don't give me money in the future, this is all evidence."

Big bosses from all dynasties: "It's true."

People from all dynasties said: "So that's it, you kid, you don't trust others at all."

System in the Unknown Place: "The uneasy feeling just now is gone again."

"Zhou Yuan, you are also a little fox."

"However, you would never imagine that I would deduct your reward and live broadcast your life privately."

"Inside and out, I still make the profit."

"My old ginger is still spicy enough."

In the belief that Zhou Yuan's live code words might reveal useful ideas, people of all dynasties still stared at the screen carefully.

As soon as Zhou Yuan opened the Writer Assistant backend, his phone dinged.

The message came from QQ.

Zhou Yuan clicked in.

Don’t rush to write. Read the news first. If it’s a joke, you’ll be at a loss if you don’t read it.

Historical chat group.

I love Li Erfeng shared a collection of jokes.

Zhenguan year.

Li Shimin's brows jumped wildly.

Zhou Yuan clicked on the video.

【Romance of Taoist Temple】

The Taoist priests were excited.

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In the picture, the old Taoist priest is sitting behind the table, and a woman is casting lots.

Sign it, good luck and good luck.

Old Taoist Priest: Congratulations, you will have smooth sailing and wealth.

The second person sat down excitedly and asked for his signature. If you sign a lot, disasters will come.

The old Taoist priest took it with a smile, threw it into the trash can, and said gently: "Feudal superstition is not trustworthy."

At night, after seeing off all the pilgrims, the old Taoist priest picked the lots one by one. While picking, he muttered, "I remember that I had clearly thrown away all the lots. How come I still have them?"]

Zhou Yuan smiled.

People under the canopy also laughed.

This old Taoist priest is quite funny.

[Screen changes]

[Taoist priest’s helplessness]

[The old Taoist priest sat behind the table, quietly listening to the cry of the woman opposite.

The woman burst into tears and cried out her tragic experience.

She didn't understand why her boyfriend could fall in love with a woman who was not as rich and not as good-looking as her.

After the woman finished crying, the old Taoist priest sighed and said gently: "Donor, is there a possibility that your boyfriend is saving you?"

The woman became excited instantly and said excitedly: "Master, do you mean that my boyfriend has cancer and is about to die, and he doesn't want to drag me down, so he found an enemy to drag him down?"

"Master, how do you know that the new girlfriend my boyfriend found is my ex-best friend."

"Sure enough, my boyfriend still loves me."

"He is unwilling to drag me down even to the death."

The old Taoist priest complained silently in his heart: "You are so cruel. I finally know why your boyfriend broke up."]

Zhou Yuan laughed directly.

People under the canopy looked at the woman speechlessly. Your boyfriend hurt you so deeply that you just wished he would die.

Some rotten scholars snorted: "Only women and villains are difficult to raise."

[The old Taoist priest said with a gentle face: "Donor, is there a possibility? What I want to say is that your boyfriend affects your wealth."

"What I said about saving you is that it was right for him to leave."

The woman looked disappointed and muttered: "Well, it turns out that I'm not dying of cancer."

"But I accept that it affects wealth."

The old Taoist priest closed his eyes silently. Sometimes, he was really helpless. 】

The people under the canopy hoped that Zhou Yuan would stop writing and concentrate on relaying modern jokes to them.

At worst, they would reward Zhou Yuan more.

Rich people are already taking action.

The system happily accepted all the rewards.

Zhou Yuan is such a good host that he volunteered to work overtime to make money for it.

The system thought about it and found that as long as Zhou Yuan works harder, it will be able to get a new skin next year.

[The screen changes again. 】

[The Taoist Master wants to die. 】

[A man sat in front of the Taoist priest and cried: "Master, aren't I just a little poor, a little ugly, and have no money and no job?"

"But I have a heart that loves her."

"Why should she give up on our three-year relationship and break up."

After hearing this, the old Taoist priest wanted to die.

I couldn't help but complain in my heart: "Your girlfriend was able to stay with you for three years before breaking up. It's absolutely true love."

But out of professional ethics, he comforted her: "Maybe she has glaucoma."

The man was instantly furious, threw up the table, and rushed forward to beat the old Taoist priest.

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The old Taoist priest pinched the man's neck with one hand and said with a sinister smile on his face: "Xigou, I shake lots every day. I have to shake such a big bamboo tube thousands of times a day, and you can touch porcelain."

"Also, you are poor, ugly, have no money, and you are still old. If I were your girlfriend, I would not be with you for ten days, let alone three years."

After saying that, the Taoist priest threw the man directly to the little Taoist priest who came in after hearing the sound.

"Let this idiot lose the money on my table."

The man was taken away in confusion.

The old Taoist priest lifted the table up by himself, sat down again, and shouted to the people behind him: "Next one."

The person who came in again swallowed and couldn't help but said: "Master, is your idol Stallone?"

The old Taoist priest said disdainfully: "He is the elder. My idol is Kong Sheng, who can squeeze out the word "virtue" from his back muscles."]

Zhou Yuan laughed.

Taoist priests from all dynasties had questions on their faces.

We have a traitor in our midst.

Spring and Autumn.

Confucius looked at the sky speechlessly.

My back muscles can't squeeze out the word "DE".