History live broadcast: Starting from selling the princess

Chapter 26 Liu Bang: Compared with Li Zhi, is my illegitimate son causing trouble?
Zhou Yuan did not expect that he would meet a girl who was interested in him while attending a class dinner.

For a moment, Zhou Yuan couldn't help but sigh again: "Sure enough, the brave ones will be starved to death, and the timid ones will be starved to death."

After sighing, Zhou Yuan started to watch short videos.

The content of his live broadcast is not serious to begin with, so he will not check various information for verification.

As for whether it will mislead the public.

Zhou Yun could only say one thing, I am just a writer of novels and I know nothing about history.

early morning.

Zhou Yuan opened his eyes expressionlessly.

Maybe it's because he hasn't been in love for a long time, and yesterday he received a beautiful girl expressing interest in him, so that last night he didn't realize he was a guest in his dream, and had a moment of pleasure.

"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have refused Brother Ye's invitation to go to the third game."

With a murmur, Zhou Yuan quickly took off the bed sheet and quilt and threw it into the washing machine.

After putting on new sheets and quilts, Zhou Yuan ordered a takeaway breakfast and then walked into the bathroom.

Due to "a moment of pleasure" last night, Zhou Yuan did not want to go out to eat or take a walk today.

Walking into the bathroom and enjoying the warm water, Zhou Yuan once again thanked the beauty of modern life in his heart.

The 24-hour hot water is really comfortable.

After washing up and walking out, Zhou Yuan turned on the computer first.

As soon as the phone was turned on, the takeaway arrived.

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The time and space of all dynasties.

After a month and a half, the sky opened again.

What caught the eyes of the ancients was the scene of Zhou Yuan eating meat pie.

"Today's breakfast, two servings of sweetened soy milk and two pieces of luxurious meat buns."

Zhou Yuan grinned at the camera.

"My Roujiamo is the absolute best. Pork tenderloin, fried egg, shredded potatoes and peppers, it's very good."

On the sky screen, pig is also translated into pig, which the ancients can understand.

System: Since ancient times, there has never been a system as considerate as mine.

The people under the canopy all showed envious expressions.

They saw how big the pork chops in the roujiamo were.

Some people in the poor era showed envious expressions.

Is that the legendary meat?
After crossing south in clothes.

A little boy grabbed his grandfather's hand and asked curiously: "Is the meat he eats the same as what we ate a few days ago?"

Muddy tears flowed from the corners of the old man's eyes.

But he still said with difficulty: "Yes."

The little boy frowned and said dissatisfied: "But his taste is so unique."

The little boy said that the meat he had eaten a few days ago was unpalatable.

Some qualified dynasties also followed Zhou Yuan's example and started drinking soy milk.

Zhou Yuan introduced casually: "You may not know that beans are a good thing."

"It can be used to make bean curd, bean sprouts, pressed soy milk, ordered tofu curd, and made into tofu. It can also be processed into yuba, oil skin, tofu skin, shredded tofu, dried tofu, southern tofu, northern tofu, tough tofu, soft tofu, etc. Bei, even if there is only dregs left in the end, it can still be put to great use."

"For example, bean dregs can be used to steam steamed buns."

Zhou Yuan ate while talking and quickly finished his breakfast.

Western Han Dynasty, King of Huainan.

He listened thoughtfully to how the beans were being cooked.

Some people in other dynasties also began to study other methods of beans.

And secretly decided to ask Zhou Yuan when he had the opportunity, how to make beans that are delicious and have more varieties.

After eating, Zhou Yuan pulled out two tissues, wiped his mouth casually, and said relaxedly: "Okay, now let's get to the point."

"The main content of today's live broadcast is very simple. It is a topic that I talked about when I had dinner with a beautiful lady yesterday, "Methods for Evaluating Beauty."

Some big shots from past dynasties expressed disappointment when they heard this.

How to evaluate beauty?
What's there to say?

We look at beauties every day and have our own way of judging them.

Besides, everyone's aesthetics are different, and the evaluation methods are naturally different.

Zhou Yuan smiled proudly: "I guess you must be thinking that everyone's aesthetics are different, and the methods of evaluating beauty are also different."

"But I can guarantee that my evaluation method will definitely unify everyone's aesthetics."

People from all dynasties and all time and space have been curious. what way?
Zhou Yuan said excitedly: "This is also a material I plan to add to the novel."

"This evaluation method is called "There are men who would die for me, go crazy for me, and bang against the wall for me. Why can't I be called a beauty?"

The big bosses of all dynasties were collectively speechless.

I'm afraid you are a psychopath.

Zhou Yuan hummed twice and said to himself: "I know you don't think so."

"Let me give you an example first."

"For example, Wu Zetian, the only female emperor in history."

"She was originally a talented person of Emperor Taizong Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty. Then after Li Shimin's death, she entered the Qingdeng Ancient Buddha Temple because she had no heirs."

"But our Emperor Gaozong Li Zhi dug her out of the temple and made her his own Zhaoyi."

"Let's just say, if you think a woman who is several years older than Tang Gaozong and Li Zhi can marry him at the risk of violating ethics and morals and being infamy for eternity, you can tell her whether she is beautiful or not. Are you curious? Bar."

After Zhou Yuan finished speaking, he watched the live broadcast quietly. He felt that everyone must have been conquered by his theory.

After all, it is crooked enough.

Zhenguan.

Li Shimin fell into silence after listening.

Queen Changsun next to her held Li Zhi, who was still a baby, in her arms.

He was afraid that his husband would throw this unfilial son to death in his anger.

After a long time, Li Shimin said slowly: "I kind of want to meet this Wu Zetian."

"How beautiful she is."

Tang, Gaozong period.

Li Zhi hugged Wu Zetian and laughed: "You are the most beautiful."

Tang, Wu and Zhou dynasties.

The old Wu Zetian chuckled: "I never imagined that there is such a way to discuss beauty."

At the same time, a tenderness flashed in her eyes.

Throughout the ages.

Qin Shihuang: "It's just a woman, no matter how beautiful she is, it doesn't matter."

Liu Bang: "This must be a stunning beauty in the world, to let her son violate ethics and morals."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "I also really want to see how beautiful this Wu Zetian is."

Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty: "Sharing joys and sorrows is the greatest beauty."

Emperor Guangwu: "I love only one person."

Cao Cao, who had been upset by Zhuge Liang recently: "This Tang Gaozong Li Zhi has a good vision, and he has the same vision as Gu."

Cao Cao felt bored when he thought of those little girls who got married at the age of thirteen.

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Zhou Yuan continued: "According to this theory, a woman like Yang Guifei who asked Tang Xuanzong Li Longji to steal her son, made her brother Yang Guozhong the prime minister, and even lost the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty, must be Incomparable beauty.”

Tang Dynasty, the 20th year of Kaiyuan.

Li Longji sat on the ground in a daze, and couldn't help but murmured: "The elusiveness is called mystery, and when you think about it, I robbed my son and woman, and lost the words of the prosperous Tang Dynasty."

"Sure enough, I was mediocre in my later years. In contrast to my hard work in my early years, future generations feel that I have been replaced."

Tang Xuanzong had a headache.

The big bosses of the previous dynasties of the Tang Dynasty were shocked and said: "Damn it, this Tang Dynasty is really having fun. First there are those who marry their own father and younger wives, and now there is another one who snatches their daughter-in-law."

Qin Shihuang became angry and roared at his sons: "Your incompetence has made me doubt my educational ability."

"The imperial family of the Tang Dynasty has fallen like this, and it can still be passed down for 289 years, but you, the descendants that I have carefully cultivated, have allowed the death of the second generation of the Qin Dynasty."

The First Emperor couldn't help but wonder if it was the Sixth Mingjun who caused his Qin Dynasty to run out of luck.

Fusu whispered: "Hu Hai did it."

The First Emperor glared at him angrily and roared: "You have border troops, why don't you dare to rebel?"

Fusu stopped talking.

Ever since his father found out about the death of Great Qin II and was told by the descendant on the sky screen that Great Qin might have been walking on the edge of the cliff, he began to take immortality pills in an attempt to live forever.

But the problem is that for some reason, his father's temper is getting irritated day by day.

Fusu thought that he must ask Tianmu why his father was getting more and more irritable when he had the chance.

Liu Bang looked up at the sky and murmured: "Compared with Li Zhi and Li Longji, the matter of me hooking up with the widow and creating an illegitimate child is really not a big deal."

Lu Pheasant's face turned dark immediately after hearing Liu Bang's words.

You are quite proud.

(End of this chapter)