History live broadcast: Starting from selling the princess

Chapter 10 Joke
Jin.

Seeing the idiot Emperor Sima Zhong on the throne, the ministers all made up their minds that they would never marry a woman from the Sima family.

But you can choose a woman with a strong personality to marry a man from the Sima family.

Hehe, we can learn from Wang Mang then.

Ming Dynasty, Hongwu Dynasty.

Zhu Yuanzhang took Queen Ma's hand and said excitedly: "Sister, sister, I am right not to allow princes and princesses to marry powerful people."

"Look, you see, only by marrying ordinary people from generation to generation can we ensure the purity of our bloodline and reduce the chance of giving birth to fools."

Ming Dynasty, Yongle.

Zhu Di said excitedly to his ministers: "My father made the right decision."

last of the last.

Only the injured world of the aristocratic family headed by Wu Xing Qi Wang was achieved.

After the video introducing the negative consequences of incest marriage, Zhou Yuan sat up straight again and said to the camera: "Actually, I have always had a question."

"The ancients clearly knew the disadvantages of incest marriage, and even set conditions that prohibited same-sex marriage."

"But why do they still marry close relatives?"

"It's really weird."

"Especially the Taiyuan Wang family, who has five surnames and seven favorites. Their ancestor is the famous general Wang Jian. Seventy-eight of the seventy-two generals in the Martial Temple are in their family. During the Jin and Southern and Northern Dynasties, they took turns with the Langya Wang family who had the same ancestry. No. 1 came to power, and three generations of one divine man brutally killed and passed on the copy of Hell."

"So much so that they were extremely popular at that time. Even if everyone didn't like them, they were always included in the rankings."

"As a result, when we arrived in the Tang Dynasty, they basically had no gods."

"You said they didn't think about it, whether there is something wrong with their family's bloodline, or whether the collective IQ of their children has dropped due to close relatives."

After taking a sip of tea and smacking his lips, Zhou Yuan couldn't help but sigh: "It's so fascinating."

Zhou Yuan put down his big cup and continued: "Moreover, sometimes I maliciously speculate that it was precisely because the aristocratic families were always marrying close relatives, which caused problems with their IQs, that they completely monopolized the imperial examinations and promotion channels in the late Tang Dynasty. , forced the subordinates to have no chance of success, and finally forced Huang Chao to rebel, leading to an ending where the streets were filled with the bones of officials."

"However, I have to say with emotion, Huang Chao is a ruthless man. Two watermelon knives slashed from the east of the Tang Dynasty to the west of the Tang Dynasty. Wherever they passed, all the Tang Dynasty families died. The once high-ranking aristocratic families fell under the sword one after another. The souls of the dead, thousands of years of inheritance vanished into thin air.”

Zhou Yuan was very emotional.

Qi Wang, the fifth surname, looked extremely dark.

Just now, they were proud that they had no flaws and could continue to watch the ups and downs of the dynasty. However, now they were told that their family was dead and still in pieces.

I really want to die just thinking about it.

Zhou Yuan did not let go of Qi Wang, the fifth surname, and continued: "Like the Fan Yang Lu family among the five surnames Qi Wang, their ancestor Lu Zhi saw with his own eyes how ferocious the Yellow Turban Uprising in the late Eastern Han Dynasty was, and knew the fighting power of the common people."

"Why do you think they dared to do such a thing in the Tang Dynasty, denying the common people and scholars among the common people a way to live?"

"I think there are only two reasons. One is that the aristocratic family headed by the fifth surname Qi Wang is too proud and does not care about the common people. The other is that their IQ is affected by the marriage of close relatives."

Tang Dynasty, Zhenguan.

Li Shimin raised a smile at the corner of his mouth and said with a smile to Manchao Wenwu: "Thank you Qiwang of the fifth surname for refusing to marry me, so that my family can continue to produce normal offspring."

After thinking for a while, Li Shimin said again: "Thank you to the five surnames and Qiwang for not killing me."

"puff."

"Pfft."

………….

A mouthful of blood spurted out, and an official with the fifth surname and Qi Wang fell down.

Seeing this scene, Li Shimin mocked: "Is this physical enough to be an official?"

"I think it is better not to be an official from the fifth surname and Qiwang in the future." The remaining officials who were born in the fifth surname and Qiwang also spurted blood, but they did not dare to fall, and told themselves frantically in their hearts that they must survive. Stay alive.

Otherwise, Li Shimin, a villain, should use this as an excuse to spread rumors about Wu Xing Qi Wang's poor health and create evil rumors about them.

Li Shimin smiled proudly as he watched them try to faint but couldn't, struggling to hold it in.

"You're dumbfounded, destiny is mine."

Wei Zheng looked at the proud Li Shimin and then at the officials with five surnames and seven looks. He sighed slightly but did not say any words of advice.

Let Li Shimin be proud of himself today, and then criticize him another day.

Zhou Yuan looked at the time and saw that there were still ten minutes until the end of the live broadcast.

After thinking for a while, Zhou Yuan rolled his eyes and said to the camera: "Time is limited, so I won't talk to you anymore about the five surnames and seven looks."

Li Shimin, Li Zhi, Wu Zetian, Li Longji: "No, you can pull it off again, we like to hear about their bad luck."

Zhou Yuan: "Hey, let me tell you a historical joke."

Zhou Yuan operated for a while, and the sky screen changed for a while, and finally turned into a subtitle with black characters on a white background.

[Emperors from all dynasties gathered together to discuss who they would choose to be their prime minister if they had it to do over again.

Liu Bang said proudly: I choose Xiao He. With him here, I probably won’t worry about logistics.

The First Emperor said calmly: "Li Si, it's easy to use."

King Wu of Zhou: "Of course he is the Grand Duke. He is alive, loyal and capable."

When Li Yuan saw this, he immediately became anxious and roared: "I choose Zhuge Liang."

When the other emperors heard this, they immediately became anxious and said one after another: "No, we also have to choose Zhuge Liang."

When Cao Pi hesitated, Cao Cao secretly sent him a message: Son, choose me, and dad will take you flying.

Cao Pi immediately stopped hesitating.

"I have admired Mr. Zhuge for a long time. Please choose me, Mr. Zhuge."

Cao Pi said in his heart: "Father, you are a person who almost usurped the throne, and you also like to intimidate the emperor. I really can't choose you.

Look at Zhuge Liang, he is handsome, has a good temper, can govern the country and fight wars, and most importantly, is loyal. He can be called the perfect prime minister. "

Cao Cao vomited blood and then looked at his grandson Cao Rui.

Cao Rui said seriously: "I will definitely choose you."

Cao Rui turned around and found the organizer: "Can I choose the person anonymously?"

Organizer: ".Okay."

Cao Rui: "I choose Zhuge Liang."]

Under the canopy, people who knew history burst into laughter.

Three Kingdoms, Cao Wei.

Cao Cao was so angry that he fainted at this joke.

Shu Kingdom.

Liu Bei held Zhuge Liang's hand and said affectionately: "Prime Minister, let's have a long talk tonight."

Cao Wei, different time and space.

Cao Pi and Cao Rui each sat on the throne, looked at the sky, and said with complicated expressions: "Why did you express our inner feelings?"

　Happy New Year's Eve,
　　I will wait until tomorrow to wish everyone a happy new year.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)