Chapter 56 056 [If you attack him, you can’t attack me]

"Hahaha! Yu÷ understands yin and yang! 』

"The rain ÷ firepower is a bit fierce!" It feels like the dining hall is about to become a god this time! 』

"Gouba!" Are you really a genius! 』

"warn! warn! A large number of zombies are preparing for team building. Plants, please be prepared. As for the Japanese melons, hurry up and stand guard! 』

"Wuhu!" Yu÷ really touched my heart. A group of people in the group were frantically washing Songjiang. It felt like their corpse poison had begun to ferment! 』

"Uncle Rookie!" 』

"Shock, get out of the e-sports circle!" 』

"Why is Yu÷ so embarrassed to lick someone's face in the canteen? It's also because the society is too harmonious, otherwise in our village you would be so arrogant that you wouldn't even be able to leave the village entrance!" 』

Seeing that some barrages didn't attack Li Xiang, Chu Ge already felt a little hot. He had prepared himself in advance for Yu÷ to attack Theshy, but he didn't expect that he would start acting yin and yang without following the routine.

Compared with being directly punched in the face, this kind of trick makes people angry, and you can't find the words to attack him at all.

Chu Ge glanced at the screen where Li Xiang was still leading the conversation and decisively muted the volume. But before he could look at Qiu Qiuqun on the right, a new situation appeared in the dining hall!

Li Xiang put on a "Peashooter" hat on his head and held a banner in his hand, which was printed with a blue scarf, a red sportswear and a zombie wearing red, blue and white socks holding himself up on a pole. Look. It feels like jumping.

Chu Ge was completely dumbfounded.

Is this person preparing to declare war on us?
At this time, the group completely exploded.

"I asked you what you have in your hand!" What did you get? 』

"Gouba, why are you so mean!" Can you please get off your ass now? The best place for you is the men's room! 』

"Jimei girls, hurry up and report it in the upper right corner of the live broadcast room to block this dirty thing. My sisters' breast glands are all vented by him!" 』

"What's going on in the dining hall?" This kind of dog can be invited to teach bad children what to do. The flowers of the motherland will not see these things! 』

"I really want to put the big caked Bundy on Shock's mouth and let him feel the way the sisters spurt blood on his face!" 』

"What qualifications does this humble man have to judge me, Shyshy? Does he have a championship?" How can a person who has never played a few games get the courage to do so? 』

The speeches in the crowd of 2000 were still rolling, and Chu Ge felt relieved when he saw everyone spraying rain.

With the combat power index of Shy's fans, as long as Shock starts a group, he is basically not far away from being killed.

But after seeing Li Xiang's appearance on the screen, Chu Ge couldn't wait to contact the dump truck immediately and go to the WE base for a tour!
Could you please quickly take off the hat on your head? You even put up a banner, and then you reported the canteen with your backhand.

comfortable!
Chu Ge turned the sound back on, and the director now served the second hot dish.

Compared with the first dish, the raw materials provided were obviously much less. Li Xiang even doubted whether the food served by the chef still retained its original taste.

I feel nauseated after eating it. If I don’t eat it, the director will have to say that you are paid and don’t do anything. No matter what, you will feel uncomfortable.

If I had known earlier, I would have transferred the money!

Damn Smile for not giving me the QR code so that I wouldn’t get weak from taking the money. As a result, I have to restrain myself now and can’t let go at all!

I remember looking at the slice and shaking my head, "In the second game, IG had a slight advantage in the early stage. I remember it was the wave of dragons at 13 minutes and 24 seconds. IG directly destroyed all the advantages."

Guan Zeyuan nodded slightly, "Yes, Peanut was originally disconnected in the early stage, but in this wave Theshy's Lucian slipped in and sent Bo Da, and was directly beaten to 1 for 4."

"It's still the familiar IG flavor," Xiaoxiao commented, "They have been playing very impatiently in this year's games, and many of their advantages have been ruined in this way."

"What do you think, Shock." I remember looking at Li Xiang, who was wearing a "Peashooter" hat, "Has there been any change in IG from before?"

Li Xiang thought for a moment and continued:

"Actually, IG often fought this kind of team battle in S8, and the results were very good. At that time, they only lost to RNG with their reckless energy. Speaking of this matter, I have always wanted to challenge a team. Thank you to the team." "Which team should I say thank you to?" He looked at Li Xiang's expression with a smile and asked as if he was praising him.

"Thank you to the G2 team for preserving my nationality. Otherwise, I might not be able to sit here and have friendly exchanges with you now, let alone interact with my fans."

In the live broadcast room, the barrage exploded again.

"QNMD, who are your fans! 』

"I made it!" Why did I see the rain lurking in my face as soon as I came in? What happened before? Why is he wearing it on his head? Hahaha! 』

"Come on Brother Xiang, don't lose your true feelings. You can rush forward with confidence. If you have anything to do, take care of it yourself. I will take good care of your good brother who is resisting."

"Yu÷, hurry up and die!" 』

"@G2 Esports Club, it turns out you are our biggest friend in LPL! 』

"Hey, the topic has gone off the rails," Li Xiang looked at Remember, "Where were we talking about before? Why did Theshy like to give it away, right?"

Remember:.
Did I say that?

I made it, don’t set the pace!

We are a weekend night in the dining hall, not an artillery training camp, so we don’t need a shock wave!
Before he could regain his rhythm, he saw Li Xiang talking to himself: "Don't be impatient. Ultraman only has a shelf life of fifteen minutes. If it doesn't end, the garden downstairs will be overrun by plants." ! Where to put the faces of my zombie army!"

Remember:.
I finally understood how Luo Yun was feeling. No wonder she was so angry that day and had to ask my second son to help her take a vacation. Not only did she owe the director a favor, but she also offended Xiran.

I just want to be quiet now!
Li Xiang is indeed extraordinary!

I have been lurking against the bar for eight years, and I have never been lazy for a moment. This mouth is so powerful, it would be a pity not to use it to eat melon seeds.

When the director saw Guan Zeyuan and Remember's eyes gradually becoming distracted, and even the reminders in the earphones were indifferent, the director quickly called the on-site staff to remind him to regain the rhythm.

Guan Zeyuan gradually came back to his senses. As soon as he opened his mouth and before the sound came out, he saw Li Xiang looking at him in surprise.

"Ah? You asked me why I don't like Song Jiang. The main reason is that I don't like "Water Margin" written by Shi Naian. Fighting and killing are not suitable for me." Li Xiang's expression was particularly serious, "I still prefer the Tang and Song Dynasties. Su Che, one of the Eight Great Masters, especially his article "Send Jiang Sima", I can still recite the whole text!"

"As expected of a top student who graduated from 985 University," smiled and gave a thumbs up, "You can read it back and forth. I think many summoners in the audience also want to hear it."

Guan Zeyuanhe remembered looking at each other.

How could it pass away?
How come we are outsiders?
The two of them filled up the dining hall as soon as they sang together?

Is there anyone in charge?
"Ahem, cough, cough." Li Xiang cleared his throat and sat up straight, "Since everyone wants to hear it, I'm going to make a fool of myself, but I'm not a professional, so I hope everyone won't dislike it if I'm a little different."

"Send Jiang Sima"

"Standing in front of the ants at seventeen, Egypt is gardening in the evening"

"Who knows the world in a fight with peas? Only after losing a horse can one know the wise man in the fortress."

"The livelihood is not yet 16, the jungle comes to catch the laugh haha"

"When I looked at Baiyun in confusion, who would feel pity if my virtue was not worthy of me?"

"I probably didn't recite it wrongly," Li Xiang smiled at the camera, "but if I recite it wrongly, I hope you won't be offended. After all, I said I'm no longer a professional."

"In addition, this is Su Che's poem to say goodbye to his friend. His surname is Jiang, and Sima is his official position. If you understand it wrong, please go to Su Che. I am just a porter of his masterpieces. Fans act as idols and pay for it. And if you attack him, you can’t attack me again.”

 Finished!
  After writing this chapter, I sent it in my mind.

  Who can give me a monthly ticket to light a fire?

  Let’s leave Chapter 2 during the day.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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