Five years old Lu Mingfei

Chapter 26 Twenty-six. Brothers, friends and brothers.
"Junior brother, you haven't decided which gang to join... ah no, a club? Not to mention that Qilan guy has invited you several times. Kesha is also very sincere, but she has never invited you personally. Who..." Fingel asked from the upper bunk.

Lu Mingfei didn't even raise his head: "The emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is, but you want to make me the headline again?"

Fingel laughed dryly: "What the hell, am I just trying to build momentum for my junior brother? As the saying goes, we must first lay the foundation of the masses before we can build a tall building."

Lu Mingfei rolled his eyes: "It's just bullshit."

"If you can make money, you can't wait to sell whatever color underwear I wear every day."

"How is that possible? You are a bit overestimating me. I have posted the color pattern of your underwear on the school website. Unfortunately, Professor Manstein thought it was offensive and deleted my post." Fingel He said with regret.

"Your mother..." Lu Mingfei said angrily.

"How is that possible? I, Fingel, still have a lower limit. This kind of thing is at most a joke." Fingel said righteously.

"...Good health." Lu Mingfei blessed with a smile.

"Thank you, junior brother. It's a pity that she has passed away to the west." Fingel accepted calmly.

"Speaking of which, junior brother, you seem to have never introduced your home environment." He asked curiously.

"Who is there in my family that you don't know about? Some time ago, someone even found out that I opened a small account for fishing. Fortunately, I logged out early, otherwise the chat records would have been released by now." Lu Mingfei was a little confused. depressed.

"The information is information. What I want to ask, junior brother, is what you think of them. You know, mixed-race species have a hypocritical disease called blood sorrow. Generally speaking, mixed-race species who have lived among ordinary people for a long time have more There are some mental problems." Fingel pointed to his head.

"But I can't see any blood sorrow from you, junior brother. It's as if you are no different from ordinary people."

Lu Mingfei turned his head and said seriously: "Do you really want to know the reason?"

Fingel also became serious: "Junior brother, if you want to speak, of course I will listen."

"Okay." Lu Mingfei cleared his throat: "I know this symptom all too well. You just need to open the software store, search for a two-character open world game, click to download, and the medicine will cure the disease immediately, or even simpler, You can repost its updates, and no matter what you do next, others will think it is normal, and you will completely become an ordinary person."

Fingel's face froze: "What game has this function, junior brother, are you making me laugh?"

"You are questioning me now because you don't know the value of the First Law." Lu Mingfei sighed and said sadly.

"I'm going too far off topic, I'm going to sleep..." Fingel pretended to cover himself with a quilt.

"Don't worry, I'm just kidding." Lu Mingfei folded his hands behind his head and said with a smile.

"Brother, if you ask me what I think of my family members, there's actually nothing to say. I don't care, I don't care. Six words can sum it up enough. My uncle is not bad, but he's just a little vain. He wants to save face. My aunt is a typical person who went through menopause early. A middle-aged aunt has no brains and will explode at the first glance. As for Lu Mingze's cube, the authentic idiot Fei Zhu, self-righteously thinks that his online dating partner will like his face that is comparable to the surface of the moon." Lu Mingfei said leisurely.

Fingel sweated profusely: "... I didn't expect your evaluation to be so sharp, junior brother, although I did expect it a bit."

Lu Mingfei smiled: "I'm not saying these things because I have a sense of superiority. I'm just used to being a rat in the sewers, and my quality is so low that I can't be saved. I know it myself."

"What about me?" Fingel looked eager to try.

"You are a shameless loser." Lu Mingfei was not polite at all.

"Short-sighted." Fingel said with disdain: "I was also an A-level boss back then. I don't know how many girls with good waists, good legs, and perky butts looked at me. It's a pity that time has passed..."

He was a little sad for a moment.

"...You still miss me. I feel like I'm not as good as the King of Resistance." Lu Mingfei complained.

Fingel's face darkened: "I finally understand. Junior brother, you are not without blood sorrow. There is something wrong with your brain. I suggest you ask Professor Masashi Toyama how to cure hallucinations."

Lu Mingfei muttered: "You don't have to ask him, I am a miracle doctor myself."

Fingel pretended to get into bed. He didn't sleep at all and usually ran out in the middle of the night.

Lu Mingfei went out wearing slippers. Kesha sent him a message asking him to attend a pep rally at Amber Pavilion.

He happened to be fine and went to show his face.

Kesha frowned and looked at him: "You just came here wearing slippers?"

Lu Mingfei raised his eyebrows: "What? Do you have any objections?"

Kesha rubbed her temples, waved her hands and said, "You can do whatever you want."

"This is Zero, a freshman like you." She introduced, pointing to the calm girl next to her.

Lu Mingfei nodded towards her and stretched out his hand: "I'm Lu Mingfei, hello."

Zero quietly put her little hand into his.

Lu Mingfei twitched his hand, held it back, and tried again, but it still didn't move. He couldn't help but cough lightly: "That..."

Keisha looked at the two men strangely as they held hands.

Zero calmly took back his hand and said, "Sorry, I forgot to let go."

Her tone did not fluctuate, her face had no expression, and what she said was quite convincing.

Kesha really wants to expose her. You just said that you are mysophobic and can't accept shaking hands with others.

"Please wait for a while." She went to prepare for the meeting.

Lu Mingfei randomly found a seat and sat down.

Zero followed him step by step.

"Constantine has settled down and will spend the rest of his life in a small town." Zero said softly.

Lu Mingfei did not answer. He was just Lu Mingfei now. According to the agreement, he should not know Ling, and the two of them should not discuss these things. Ling could not forget that she did it on purpose.

Zero fell silent.

She seemed to realize that she had made a mistake and lowered her head without saying a word.

Lu Mingfei sighed inwardly, he was forced to be fooled again.

"Did you know there is a character in anime called Sanmu?" he asked.

Zero raised his head and shook his head: "I don't know."

"She's the kind of girl who has no heart, no words, no emotions." Lu Mingfei explained.

Ling said thoughtfully: "You said I am a three-no girl?"

"Wrong." Lu Mingfei denied, "You are a hypocrite. On the surface, you are taciturn, but in your heart, you are a sinister girl."

"Then you want to expose me?" she asked softly, with a bit of cunning in her eyes.

Lu Mingfei was expressionless and said coldly: "...No, but I hate scheming people."

Zero's face lost all color in an instant.

(End of this chapter)