LOL: I really don’t want to break up!

Chapter 68 Bathtub Coca-Cola Small Fan, Cotton God, go and bring the goods!
[The overall rating for the second game, coach Kezman, was 9.9! 】

"Others are studying how to play RNG, while you are studying how to control temperature using the cotton god's method, you kid!"

"Have you really learned all the stuff from the Cotton God? Hahaha!"

"There's nothing wrong with being the MVP of the game. IM can go 2-0 RNG. You are the absolute hero!"

"He is worthy of being a top coach who leads IM in triple jump. The saying that Uzi is RNG's stumbling block was vividly summarized in this game."

"..."

Jiang Mian looked at the comment area and was entertained.

There is also a top-notch fun atmosphere in the live broadcast room.

[Top order Amazing, score 8.8]

"Let me tell you, this Titan is not as good at playing as a cotton beast."

"Learn from the cotton beast, look at your coach!"

"You still have to learn, but playing Uzi is enough."

Jiang Mian glanced at the AJ comment area. There was only one comment, which was not as violent as the comment in the previous game.

[Jungle BEN4, score 9.0]

"My evaluation is that in the first game, he transformed into the Confucian King Mingkai, and in the second game he transformed into the high-spirited Peaunt!"

When Jiang Mian saw this comment, he couldn't help but said: "As long as you play blind monk, you can hack our factory, right?"

"Okay, then next time I play a game, I will also play the Blind Sin!"

The first sentence is still upright, but the second sentence is a direct joke.

The pigs in Jiang Mian’s live broadcast room are also numb.

Brother, I just want to have fun, not go back to my Gotham City...

[Bot lane jinjiao, score 9.1]

"Playing Jin's teaching, right? Are you the banger of the LPL division?"

"You were in RNG in the World Championship, and you beat SKT. It's really not a joke."

“I really like Wu State’s words: The world’s first shock wave!”

"To be honest, you are the most promising to compete with Mianwu for the title of fifth-generation priest."

"..."

After reading Jinjiao's comment section, Jiang Mian actually felt a little bit of a sense of crisis.

Originally, he thought he would definitely become a fifth-generation priest.

But today Jinjiao is as fierce as if he has taken medicine!

Plus AD matchup.

Jhin’s performance was outstanding again.

There is no guarantee that the title of the fifth generation priest will only be taken away!

"Brothers, we have a sense of crisis!"

"This Golden Horn is planning to steal the title of fifth-generation priest from me!"

"Now, I really want to fast forward to the game against RNG!"

Jiang Mian said with a smile in the live broadcast room.

"Oh, there's no rush."

"It's also good to see how RNG plays other teams."

"Especially this Hupu comment, I love it more and more."

"I strive to explain every RNG game to you."

"Try your best. Come if you're not busy with training."

Jiang Mian chatted with Danmu for a while, then hurriedly went off the air.

You ask him what he is anxious about.

Of course we have to do something!
In WeChat.

Jiang Mian opened Uzi's WeChat chat: "Brother Uzi, it feels like your temperature is very high today!"

"Well, I ordered a batch of cooling artifacts for you online."

"Small fan and iced Coke."

"If you have a small fan, you may not be allowed to bring it on site."

“But iced Coke can also help you cool down effectively!”

"Brother, I can only help you this far. Come on, I believe you will win the subsequent games with my help!"

Jiang Mian's typing speed is very fast.

I was afraid that I would be blacklisted by Uzi before I finished the fight.

At the same time after typing these words, Jiang Mian moved to Tieba. The WeChat chat record with Uzi was posted, and then he posted: "The weather has been hot recently, so I ordered a batch of goods for my good brother to cool down."

"Everyone, please pay attention to avoid the heat!"

"I took a look and it seemed that the temperature in the venue was quite high. You see, Brother Uzi was so hot that his face turned red."

Under the WeChat chat history, there is also a photo of Uzi sweating at the scene.

[Brother, you said everyone should pay attention to avoid the heat, but I really didn’t hold back. 】

[I took a look at the date, January 2017, 1. It’s winter to escape the heat, right? Hahaha! 】

[No God of Cotton, you are really nice to Uzi, and you help sell bathtubs and give away small Coke fans. Why are these stupid fans scolding you! 】

[One thing to say, the cotton god can really bring goods after he retires, right? Bathtub, Coke, small fan, damn it, Cotton God is simply a genius! 】

【…】

Bar friends couldn't help laughing every time they saw Cotton God's remarks.

Of course, this was not enough, and Jiang Mian continued to switch to Weibo.

"Winter is here, take care to avoid the heat, my good brother @UziQAQ"

……

[Ding, the host's humorous remarks have taken effect, humor attribute: 1 star, gain 1 free attribute point. 】

[Due to the host’s remarkable humor attribute, the host will receive additional rewards: wind and ice BUFF. 】

[Wind and Ice: The proficiency of all heroes with wind and ice elements is increased to world level. When fighting Uzi, the proficiency is increased to MAX. 】

[Ding, the host's yin and yang strange words have taken effect, yin and yang strange attributes: 1 star, gain 1 free attribute point. 】

[Ding, the host's Chuanzi remarks have taken effect. The Chuanzi attribute is: 2 stars, and 2 free attribute points are obtained. 】

[Due to the remarkable effect of the host's words, the host will receive additional rewards - the upper limit of the God-level rupture BUFF]

[All attributes of the host increase by 23 points. 】

[The host's reaction is elevated to super-god level. 】

[The host's overall view is improved to a transparent level. 】

[The host's discipline has been raised to an extremely strong level. 】

Properties panel:
Operation: 91
Awareness: 91
Teamfights: 91
Hand speed: 91
Reaction: 95 (super god level)

Overall view: 95 (transparent)
Discipline: 95 (very strong)
Current attribute points: 8 points.

God-level rupture BUFF: LV3
Ordinary BUFF bonuses: Red Temperature BUFF, Red Temperature Boy BUFF, Red Face BUFF, Bath God BUFF, Vietnamese Monk BUFF, BP Kang Special God BUFF, Physical Fitness BUFF (invalid), Shock Wave God BUFF, Wind and Ice BUFF.

8 points of attributes, raising operation and consciousness to 92 points respectively.

Now, Jiang Mian has a new understanding of his level.

Including operations, I am becoming more confident.

Jiang Mian nodded with satisfaction.

He picked up the phone casually.

on WeChat.

Uzi replied: "You'd better not die even if you compete once tomorrow."

As these words were typed on WeChat, Jiang Mian could imagine Uzi gritting his teeth.

"I'd like to lend you some good words~"

RNG e-sports club.

After seeing Jiang Mian's reply, Uzi's face turned red instantly.

Oh shit.

I really don’t believe it!

Are you pretending to be m?
"If you die once, I'll send you a marshmallow!"

"Cotton and tacky cotton beast!"

After Jiang Mian saw the reply, her heart was completely unmoved. Instead, she teased Uzi: "Oh, you can even make homophonic memes!"

Uzi: "..."

"God, if you watch my game tomorrow, I will give you a surprise!"

After Uzi saw this message, he immediately felt something bad.

He suddenly didn't want to look anymore.

However, it was difficult for him to understand the resentment in his heart without watching the cotton animal competition...

At this time, Wuzi became entangled directly because of Jiang Mian's words.

As for Jiang Mian, in the evening training match, he took out the top laner of Gale Swordsman in the first game.

(End of this chapter)