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Chapter 59 Uzi, do you wear braces?

Chapter 59 Uzi, do you wear braces? (Please read~)

Time flies.

Saturday at 12 noon.

Snake Esports Club.

Carrying big and small bags, he and Brother Crystal set off from the base!

Ask them what they are doing?

Naturally, it’s because Mian Shen is going to the Octagon. As a disciple, he naturally has to cheer for his master!
The two of them were sitting in a taxi, and Brother Crystal lit a stick of mosquito coils.

"Master Tai, do you think our master will be beaten into a pig's head?"

"Otherwise, let's go back."

"After watching this game, I feel it will be very cruel..."

Jiang Mian's posture is very confident: "Don't worry, if Mian God dares to take on this competition at the cusp of this storm, he will naturally be prepared!"

When Crystal thought about the size of the two of them, she couldn't help but laugh: "No matter how I look at it, I can't see Master's hope of winning!"

"How about we rebel and join Uzi's sect now, and we can still have fun in the arena in the future."

He gestured and shouted to stop: "Don't say anything that is not conducive to unity!"

"Besides, Cotton God doesn't necessarily lose."

"I was also chatting with Mian Shen recently, and he said that water friends gave him a lot of martial arts secrets."

"I took a look and saw that Teacher Ma's Hunyuan Tai Chi really has something to say!"

Brother Jingshuang asked doubtfully: "Teacher Ma... Wuhu Grand Sima?"

"What? I'll show you the video!"

Zhi Zhi took out his cell phone and showed Brother Crystal a video of Teacher Ma's five lightning whips.

After reading it, Brother Jingshu and Zhizi both held their stomachs and laughed.

"Hahahahahaha~!"

"Isn't it Master Tai? Did Mian Shen really learn this?"

"Then today, we can only pray that the Cotton God can survive."

"Although Uzi has never practiced boxing, his body shape is there!" After Brother Crystal finished laughing, he was already preparing to deal with his master's funeral.

According to Uzi's hatred for Jiang Mian, the hospital won't be able to get out of bed for at least a week!
If he hits his head, it will give Jiang Mian a slight concussion, and even the rest of the game will be affected!

Right now, spring racing is about to begin.

This appointment in the octagonal cage really gives people the feeling of acting in a script!
"Let's not talk about Cotton God, do you know how EDG agreed?" Brother Crystal asked.

As a know-it-all about posture, he is naturally very clear: "Originally, Abramovich disagreed, but then he said it was a friendly match and RNG's boss made it clear that there would be no drama, so he agreed."

Brother Crystal nodded and said with a smile: "Let me just say, it looks like a script at first glance."

"Did they really fight? Or did they discuss who would win?"

Zhi Zhi replied: "It must be a real beating, but it won't be too heavy."

"Probably just to calm down the rhythm."

Brother Crystal asked: "Then do you think Cotton God can win? Let's analyze it carefully!"

Zhi Zhi smiled and said: "Then Gouba definitely can't win!"

"Aren't we going just to start a fight? What do you think we are doing?"

Brother Jingshuang thinks the gesture makes some sense.

To tell the truth.

He just went there to have fun.

And I still have some thoughts, hoping that Cotton God can win.

After all, I became a disciple.

I still want to learn some "chuanzi spirit" from Mianshen!

After learning the skills, even if your career path does not last long in the future, you can still produce live broadcast effects!

……

The two arrived at the scene quickly.

Jiang Mian was warming up behind the scenes.

After seeing the posture, he immediately shouted: "Cotton God!"

Jiang Mian raised his eyebrows.

He really didn't expect that his two apprentices would come to the scene.

"Oh! Why are you here?" Jiang Mian asked knowingly.

He smiled and said, "Isn't this just to cheer you up!"

"Fight well, Cotton God. Even if the whole world doesn't think you will win, we will definitely support you to win!" Brother Crystal encouraged.

Jiang Mian smiled happily, "You are indeed my good disciple!"

"Don't worry, after this friendly match, I can let you two join my RedPokerFace association, and you two will be my right and left guardians!"

"Hahaha, okay!" The two of them had naturally heard of the Red Face Association.

Although it is of no use, at least it is recognized by the Cotton God!

Then, you can slowly learn the essence of Cotton God!

The three of them were talking when Tian Ye came over. "Hey, why are you two here?"

"Come and cheer for Master!"

"Okay." Tian Ye smiled, and then handed the knee pads and wrist pads to Jiang Mian.

"Now, this is what I bought for you, Abuto."

"Bring it to the game later."

Jiang Mian said no need: "Aren't you wearing fighting uniforms?"

"You wear it to prevent anything from happening to you."

"This can protect you!"

Jiang Mian waved his hand: "No need!"

"Don't worry, the fight between us will be over in one minute at most. How can we injure the joints?"

Tian Tian smiled and said: "You will give up in one minute, right?"

"That's not necessarily true. What if the other side admits defeat?"

"Hahaha, I hope so!"

Tian Ye also knows in his heart that if Jiang Mian wins, God will help him!

It takes a few people to chat.

In the rest area next door, Uzi Ming, mlxg, Xiaohu and Letme all rushed to the scene.

The most annoying thing is that RNG is for popularity.

We also specially invited LPL host Yu Shuang to conduct a live interview.

"Hello everyone, this is the XXX Octagonal Cage in the Magic City."

"The friendship between Jiang Mian and Uzi is about to begin. The person standing on our side is RNG's ADC player Jian Proud."

"Is there anything you want to say to the other party?"

Uzi said with a fierce look: "Don't overestimate your own capabilities!"

"It seems that Uzi players are ready!"

Then Yu Shuang walked up to Jiang Mian: "Does God Mian have anything to say?"

Jiang Mian closed his eyes to rest and shook his head.

When Yu Shuang saw the cold Jiang Mian, she was not embarrassed:
"The friendly match between the two sides will begin soon!"

"Let us look forward to this fight in the Octagon!"

Time ticks by.

The hour hand quickly pointed to 15 o'clock.

Jiang Mian and Uzi walked into the Octagon venue amid the shouts of their fans!
On Uzi's side, there are many fanatical fans clamoring.

[Beat this idiot to death and send him to the hospital! 】

[I like to play with my mouth and swell his face directly! 】

【god! Slap his mouth hard and make him talk bad! 】

【…】

Jiang Mian's fans are small in number, but more of them are people who have fun.

[Cotton beast, if we really can’t beat it, let’s just admit defeat. There’s no shame in it! 】

[I also want to believe in miracles, but since the incident in Cold Night Poison...]

[Cotton beast, there is no shame in admitting defeat, at least you will avoid a beating. 】

[Come on, cotton beast, beat that damn fat guy hard! 】

【…】

Obviously, even the musicians and fans don't think Jiang Mian can win.

First, come offline.

After comparing the body shapes of the two, it became even more obvious.

Jiang Mian is so skinny that he might not even be able to lift fifty kilograms of cement.

And Uzi, fat waist and big butt.

The whole face of Jiang Mian's body could be covered by it.

With such a size difference, it's weird for some people to think he won!

……

With Uzi and Jiang Mian taking the stage.

The two each warmed up for a few minutes.

Afterwards, under the guidance of the referee, the two sides faced off!
"Is there anything you want to say to the opponent?" the referee asked.

Uzi shook his head.

Jiang Mian, on the other hand, looked left and right, observing Uzi's face with a puzzled expression.

Then he said: "Uzi, do you wear braces?"

(End of this chapter)

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