LOL: I really don’t want to break up!

Chapter 39: Top lane blind monk!

“Dude likes to be helpful and give people a bath.”

"I have been poisoned by bath poison recently, please forgive me!"

Jiang Mian switched from Tieba to Weibo, revealed his pseudo-reconciliation proposition, and directly started a violent group.

Below the text, there is also a picture of Uzi being baptized during the captain's ultimate move.

Jiang Mian replaced EZ with Uzi himself in great detail.

At this point, Uzi fans finally realized something was wrong.

[These brothers are really a bunch of people...]

[I thought the two of them had reconciled, but they were still having sex! 】

[Damn it, he was slipped away. I spent so many days saying good things to him for nothing. 】

[How can such a player who doesn’t respect his seniors still be active in the professional arena? I don’t understand @League of Legends Official. 】

Jiang Mian chose to ignore the first three replies.

Jiang Mian was not happy to hear the fourth item.

When did I disrespect my seniors?
Jiang Mian left a picture in the comment area.

Gangplank's line: Take a bath in a cannonball!

Then added the text: "I understand, the captain turns out to be a black man too!"

【Hahahahaha! Cotton God is so cool! 】

[I’m going to laugh like crazy. As a professional player, where did he get so many hanging pictures? 】

[Please pay attention to the Cotton God Post Bar: Cotton God God among Gods. 】

After Jiang Mian blew himself up on Weibo, gsl instantly flooded the comment area.

[Ding, the host's taunting remarks to Uzi take effect, the taunting index is upgraded to 7 stars, and 2 free attribute points are obtained. 】

[Ding, because the taunting effect is very significant, the host receives an additional reward: Bath God BUFF]

[Bath God: The proficiency of all water-related heroes has been increased to MAX! 】

[Ding, the host's Tidal Sea Spirit proficiency has been increased to MAX, Nami's proficiency has been increased, Deep Sea Titan's proficiency has been increased, River King's proficiency has been increased...]

Jiang Mian looked at the system messages and felt very happy.

When he returned to Tieba, the system message rang again.

[Ding, the host's popularity remarks have taken effect, the popularity index has been upgraded to three stars, and 2 free attribute points have been obtained. 】

3 attribute points will raise consciousness to 90, and the last attribute point will be given to team battles.

Properties panel:
Operation: 90
Awareness: 90
Teamfights: 81
Hand speed: 81
Reaction: 90 (god level)
Overall view: 95 (transparent)
Discipline: 95 (very strong)
Current attribute points: 0 points.

[Note: Attribute points need to be gained through popularity (3 stars), self-deprecating (2 stars), sarcastic remarks (7 stars), jokes (unlocked), non-double-standard remarks (unlocked), chatterbox (unlocked) , humor (unlocked), comedy (unlocked), cross-domain backstabbing (unlocked), etc.]

Currently, Jiangmian ranks among the top laners in LPL and belongs to the upper reaches.

If you can beat Duke, you can kill 957.

Maybe there is still a certain gap compared to the top laners in the LCK division.

But if you abuse the top laner in the LPL division, there is no problem at all.

If Letme's turtle shell hadn't been so hard, Jiang Mian would have already started to achieve his solo kills.

There is a saying: a unicorn appears in the clouds, a turtle swims in the water.

When one day all the unicorns turned into turtles, Jiang Mian couldn't kill them even if he wanted to.

As the rhythm picks up, the five-minute break ends.

The Uzi fans at the scene had obviously seen Jiang Mian's Weibo, and when Jiang Mian came on stage, they vented their anger angrily.

Fortunately, there were security guards to maintain order at the scene, otherwise these violent fans might not have been able to do anything.

"Guigui, Jiang Mian, you have caused public outrage!" Meiko, who had just put on her headphones, said with a smile.

Jiang Mian's expression was very calm: "Don't panic."

"Just leave through the back door after the game."

"You're so cruel, you can't help it after the first game of BO5?" Ming Kai lectured.

Jiang Mian nodded seriously: "It's indeed a bit early."

"How about I become invisible during this game and let the fans on the other side calm down their anger?" "Huh?" The director suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Coach, give me a blind monk top laner to play around with!" Coach Nofe had just put on his headphones. After listening to what Jiang Mian said, he immediately took them off and pretended that the headphones were broken.

"Stop pretending, take off your headphones and you can hear me." Coach Nofe pretended not to understand.

"I didn't expect that I can speak English." Jiang Mian said it again in English.

Nofe kept his face calm and continued to pretend.

"I didn't expect that my brother can speak a little Korean."

After Jiang Mian finished speaking in Korean, Nofe raised his eyebrows and asked, "How come you know all the languages?"
"I promise, the damage in this round will be higher than 4396, okay?"

Ming Kai couldn't help but tremble when he mentioned the number 4396.

He is too sensitive to this number.

After the World Championship, you can see this number on any platform and in any news about LOL.

That was the damage he did with Lee Sin against ROX tiger and Peaunt.

In fact, the damage of 4396 was not very low in the following years.

And more netizens and viewers just used this number to ridicule the factory director's performance in the global finals.

"Uh..." Coach Nofe was speechless.

"Coach, you also saw how badly I was scolded by the fans below. Let me play a game of blind monk. I promise not to stretch my crotch!"

Coach Nofe glanced at the factory manager, then looked at the tunnel.

He seemed to be sending a distress signal to Abu.

Being the coach of EDG is simply too difficult.

This Jiang Mian, his opponents also start a team, his teammates also start a team, even the club dares to start a team, and now he even dares to take the top laner Bodhidharma, what else does he not dare to do?

Mingkai suddenly laughed and said: "Let him play, let him play, I still don't believe it, your top lane blind monk can also play well!"

With that said, both sides started BP.

In EDG's third choice, the hero Lee Sin was determined.

At this time, the commentary audience, including Abu backstage, were all confused.

The reason for Abu's confusion is different from the interpretation of the audience.

Because he could hear the BP communication between the players and the coach on the field, he knew that this blind man was selected to play in the top lane.

However, the commentators and the audience, from a God's perspective, believed that Mingkai needed to overcome his fear, so he chose his own nightmare hero for the World Championship - Blind Sin.

In response, Guan Zeyuan said excitedly: "Ming Kai's blind monk! He chose to prove himself in this BO5!"

The audience was more mocking.

[How dare Feikai choose a blind man? 】

[EDG sent it, even the cotton god couldn’t carry his blind man...]

[No, EDG's reputation was finally beaten by Cotton God. Feikai still wants to beat him up, right? 】

【…】

After seeing the blind man come out, the audience also had a stress reaction.

But with the confirmation of the Spider Queen on the fifth floor, all the mysteries are revealed at this moment!

There were question marks in the audience and silence in the commentary.

The audience was once again confused.

It wasn't until the hero Lee Sin was switched to the top lane that his position was determined.

Blind monk top laner!

"Huh?" Guan Zeyuan's doubts were also the audience's doubts.

This blind man was chosen not to go to the jungle.

Instead, he took it to the top to face Letme's Maokai.

At this moment, the audience at the scene went from being confused to being surprised.

Worthy of being the God of Cotton!
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