Hong Kong Variety Show: I am invincible, you can do whatever you want

Chapter 6 Powerful Curse Technique
Beating villains is a popular witchcraft ritual among the people in Ergang and Guangdong.

It is hoped that this kind of witchcraft ritual can be used to expel and take revenge on the so-called "villains".

Beating villains is usually done in dark places, such as under bridges.

In Hong Kong, the Gooseneck Bridge between Causeway Bay and Wan Chai has become a popular place for beating up villains.

Every time when the Waking of Insects occurs, many people go to the local Tu Tu Temple to engage in the activity of beating villains.

It is sometimes difficult for outsiders to understand why there is such an upright curse.

But here we are used to it, we take it for granted, and it has even developed into a folk activity.

Lufa planned to try to see if beating villains could become his own curse.

Leon is a psychopath, so he would think of summarizing a set of scientific "ghost-killing methods" that can be used to fight ghosts, but Lufa is not a psychopath, so the various methods he developed are very imaginative, but they are still not enough. a little.

Now Lufa plans to try my Xunsi power + spell to see if there is any solution.

Beating villains is the best example.

After Grandma collected the money, she started to hit the villain in front of the photo that Lufa had rubbed out with his hands.

Regardless of how Lufa made it by hand, Xingzi can do it, how could I not be able to do it with my power of thinking?
Grandma started beating the villain.

Lufa silently wrote down Grandma's steps, which is called enhancing "imagination" and "persuasion".

Convince yourself with persuasiveness.

If you follow this set of procedures, it will definitely be effective.

"I'll beat you on the head, wait until you have enough energy to breathe. I'll shake your head every day. I'll beat you on the head, wait until your whole family gets SARS, and you'll be a bastard for the rest of your life..."

Wow, grandma, you are so vicious.

Lufa was shocked. This was the first time he heard this version of beating a villain. It was much more cruel than other versions.

But it feels good?
After Grandma finished the treatment, Lufa paid and expressed that he wanted to try it too.

"Young man, this is not a matter of money..."

Grandma advised.

"I know."

Lufa nodded and took out another thousand Hong Kong paper.

"Well, if you want to experience it, grandma, I will satisfy you."

Grandma said immediately.

Lufa took the tool.

"I'll give you a little slap on the head, and when you get angry enough, I'll shake your head every day."

"Slap you in the face, wait until your whole family gets SARS, and you will be a bitch for the rest of your life."

"Slap you in the eyes of a little person, and you will be in trouble for the rest of your life, and you will be killed every day."

"Hit your little human ears until you become sick and rotten with your fingers."

"Slap you in the mouth, wait for your mother to grow old, and you will be beaten every day."

"I'll hit you on the neck, wait until you are sick all over your body, including flowers and gonorrhea."

"Hit your little chest, wait until you have SARS and have a stroke, and someone will get through the back door." "Hit your little hand, and wait until you have money but don't know how to collect it, and your building will turn into a pocket."

"I'll beat your little feet and wait for you to apply Chinese medicine every day. You have shoes but no feet."

"I'll beat you in the belly, you'll be sued every day for your good intentions."

"I'll beat you for being such a bastard. I won't even wait until you're alive. There's no way a girl can join the team."

……

[Big Happy Boss suddenly suffered from a serious illness and has been sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. 】

Lufa looked at the news headlines in the newspaper and fell into deep thought.

After watching the whole process, Lufa said that this ability was too scary. Mr. Wu first had one of his legs removed by the group of people he sent back and became a cripple. Then he finally came out of the hospital, but he accidentally buried his head in the wall.

The second time he went to the hospital, he was diagnosed with SARS and was immediately placed under martial law. As a result, he encountered a medical incident and was stabbed with a knife. He was stabbed more than a dozen times by mistake and almost died.

At present, the curse of beating villains seems to be still working, but I don’t know what will happen in the end.

"I don't know how it compares with Qiu Shuzhen's spiritual speaking ability, which is both good and ineffective..."

Lufa pondered his abilities.

There is also a female character with special powers in Qiu Shuzhen's movie "Fire Girl". Special powers have become very common, at least others will not find it strange.

Lufa has not yet found Qiu Shuzhen, who is a girl in the nightclub. It is not clear whether it is because the time has not arrived or because there is no movie about Spitfire Girl.

Of course, it is also possible that his search scope is too small.

Besides that, there are very scary things in the newspapers.

[The Jianghu rape and murder order returns to Jianghu, the deceased is a male...]

Lufa said.

"It hurts so much. How could there be such a perverted thing? Can't we find dozens of Nantong people?"

Ren Yinjiu actually spoke out the Jianghu rape and murder order under such circumstances, which shows that there is something abnormal in his mind.

Lufa shook his head and gave another thousand Hong Kong paper to Cao Dahua.

"Afa, why did you give me money again? Isn't it an advance on your salary?"

Cao Dahua was confused.

"I helped the company develop a wealthy female customer, and my boss gave me a bonus in advance."

Lufa lied without blinking an eye, Cao Dahua looked at his face.

"Know the goods, but remember, Afa, boys have to protect themselves outside. If those female customers want to unspoken rules for you, just ask them to come to your uncle. Your uncle is not afraid of them!"

Cao Dahua himself figured out the plot, but he didn't take the thousand Hong Kong papers and stuffed them back into Lufa's pocket.

"Uncle Da?"

Lu Fa didn't know why. He was giving money in different ways just to prevent Uncle Da from thinking he was out to make a duck.

"How can a man be out and have no money in his pocket? My uncle still has some money. You can keep it for yourself."

Cao Dahua said with a smile.

(End of this chapter)