Hong Kong Variety Show: I am invincible, you can do whatever you want

Chapter 51 Modern Tathagata Divine Palm
The story of Modern Tathagata Palm is simple.

Wu Dehui is an urban white-collar worker. He and his friend Li Chi went to Dayan for business and smuggled cultural relics.

They accidentally discovered the tomb of the hero Long Jianfei, ate half of the Great Return Pill, obtained the secret book of the Tathagata Palm, and rescued Princess Yunluo and the maid Xiaoman of the Yuan Dynasty who were frozen in the cave, but they also inadvertently released the evil spirit. He sent the master Tian Can, who later fell in love with the princess, fought with Tian Can, and defeated Tian Can with the help of the master Yan Zhen.

Princess Yunluo was a princess of the Yuan Dynasty. She was the most beautiful woman in the world and had many talents. She was Marco Polo's apprentice. She and her maid Xiaoman were kidnapped by Tian Can, the master of the evil sect in the world at that time. They drank the thousand-year-old ginseng king and had a life span of eight hundred years.

Frozen in the tomb with Long Jianfei for hundreds of years, he was rescued by Wu Dehui and Li Chi and brought to Hong Kong. He quickly integrated into modern society and fell in love with Wu Dehui.

The villain Tian Can is the number one master of the evil sect in the Yuan Dynasty.

After eating the king of ginseng for a thousand years, he lived for a thousand years. He kidnapped the princess and Xiaoman and wanted to marry the princess. He was made by the four great monks of Shaolin and slept for hundreds of years. He was awakened by Wu Dehui and Li Chi.

In order to find the princess and cause trouble in Hong Kong, Tian Can, who has a crush on the princess, chases Wu Dehui's house and starts a series of life-and-death battles with Wu Dehui. Later he was defeated by Wu Dehui.

The reason why Lufa asked Bu Tonglin to find them was naturally because he was interested in the thousand-year-old ginseng king, a spiritual creature in their bodies!
According to the classification, this film should be classified as a comedy. The effects of Dahuandan and Thousand-Year Ginseng King in it are very outrageous.

Although this Da Huan Dan has a strange shape, it is indeed the real thing.

After eating it, it can indeed increase the internal energy for a hundred years.

——At least that’s how it’s played in the movie.

The movie world of "Modern Tathagata Palm" is a world of martial arts.

Naturally, it is different from the real real world.

In the world of Da Yan in the 1980s and 1990s, although there was a qigong craze, some qigong masters were indeed real, martial arts masters with "internal martial arts power".

But Bu Tonglin didn't know anything about it, and Lufa looked confused when he asked.

Obviously these masters hide their secrets very deeply.

Coupled with the current situation, Lufa planned to keep a low profile and follow Wu Dehui and Li Chi to find the cave.

King He Li has them all, who knows what is going on over there in Da Yan.

It is probably impossible to say that there is a Dragon and Tiger Gate in this world. After all, there are Dragon and Tiger Gate comics, but Dragon and Tiger Gate is not the only outrageous thing. He has never seen Haihu.

Although it is said that Haihu was only released in 94, it seems normal, but the devil knows!
Bu Tonglin's arrangement was pretty good. Wu Dehui and the others didn't notice Lufa and Bu Tonglin at all.

"Boss, isn't this your first time in Dayan?"

Bu Tonglin looked at the road next to him strangely, as if he was familiar with the road.

"It's the first time."

This was the first time for Lufa to see Da Yan in the 1990s from an adult's perspective. He was born in the 1990s, and his memories of his childhood were very blurry, although this world was very different from his.

Bu Tonglin felt very strange. His boss was very strange in every aspect.

Wu Dehui and Li Chi were soon bitten by snakes according to the plot, and then fell into the ancient tomb.

Once here, Lufa appeared directly.

"Bu Tonglin, knock them both out and take them out."

Lufa is going to use the power-absorbing method next, and it is not suitable for them to stay here.

Bu Tonglin immediately understood that his boss's purpose might be this ancient tomb. He had no doubts. He just nodded and knocked Wu Dehui and Li Chi unconscious, and took them two away. As for the issue of snake venom, the boss did not say anything, maybe Just don’t need to worry about it?

Lu Fa really felt that he didn't need to worry about it. After all, he knew everything about reselling cultural relics.

The Dharma of absorbing energy is the best Dharma of absorbing energy in the world. Why do you think it is so?

Lufa himself thinks that he can do it well. Among other things, he can also know the Huntian Treasure Mirror and the rotation of the magnetic field. If he wants to, the problem is that Lufa no longer dares to think so.

It's okay to say that the Huntian Baojian is really fatal because of the rotation of the magnetic field. He doesn't want to face a world of bad guys yet.

He saw Tiancan.

The number one master of the evil sect is now sealed. Although I don’t know how the seal in the martial arts world works, it is indeed set up like this.

"The power-absorbing method seizes the essence of the thousand-year-old ginseng king in Tiancan's body and the Tiancan's feet that have a hundred years of skill."

Lufa put a hand on Tiancan's body.

Tiancan's stiff body began to loosen, but he had not yet had time to regain his mobility.

"Demon bliss!"

"Beiming Divine Art!"

"Star Absorbing Demonic Skill!"

"Returning Bloody Hands!"

……

Lufa performs a variety of martial arts that absorb people's energy and energy, while Baqi, Ba Ti, and Ba Shen can quickly digest Tiancan's energy and energy.

Although the original plot of Tiancan's century-old skill of Tiancan Leg seems to be just that destructive, but as a living body, it is already very good.

The most important thing is the Thousand-Year Ginseng King. Lufa felt that the essence of the Thousand-Year Ginseng King entered his body.

Even if part of it is digested by Tiancan, the remaining Millennium Ginseng King can still keep Lufa alive for eight hundred years!
It's comparable to the effects of dragon essence phoenix blood and black turtle.

Lufa was not interested in the thousand-year ginseng king's skill bonus. The domineering body and domineering spirit he cultivated was too overbearing, and such a small skill bonus was like a cow in the sea, disappearing in an instant.

Now Lufa doesn't even know how strong his body is, but he feels that it is not impossible to carry a rocket launcher. The tank's main gun may be able to break his skin.

Tiancan's body withered visibly to the naked eye, and after a while there was no trace of death left.

Although Tian Canyuan's plot looks like a comedian, after all, he was the top master of the evil sect two hundred years ago. Anyone who can be called an evil sect is obviously not a good person.

Then Lufa found the Great Return Pill and two martial arts secret books. It was normal for Long Jianfei's tomb to have these two martial arts secret books.

Because they are all Long Jianfei’s famous martial arts.

It's just that the Tathagata Palm is not too serious. The original plot even includes the comical skill of Buddha touching the mortal heart.

The Last Ten Thousand Buddhas Chaozong doesn't even have the domineering power of Tathagata Palm in Stephen Chow's Kung Fu.

It can only be said that it deserves to be called the "Modern Tathagata Divine Palm".

"Speaking of which, I wonder if I can meet the old beggar, if he is still alive."

Lufa pondered.

The old beggar's pile of martial arts secrets looked tempting. Although Lu Fa didn't need them, the women around him did.

Something like eternal youth.

He picked up the Da Huan Dan and directly absorbed the power of the medicine, refusing to eat this disgusting-looking thing.

"It's not bad. It's so strong even after it's expired. If Wu Dehui eats all the original plot, I guess Ten Thousand Buddhas Chaozong of Tathagata Divine Palm will not be lacking in skill."

Lufa said.

(End of this chapter)