Myth: Just become a polite scum, Yang Chan comes to visit

Chapter 45: The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he becomes friends with all the people and abandons the total experience card!

Time goes back to before a cup of tea.

Lu Dongbin had just left, and the Dharma Prime Minister was about to take action.

"Wang Wang~"

Fa Xiang was stunned for a moment, as he had not yet made a move to attract the attention of the big black dog.

Why did you rush over directly?
Before Fa Xiang could react, the dog's speed became faster and faster after leaving the house. By the time Fa Xiang could react, it had already rushed in front of him.

What speed is this?

Fa Xiang was shocked and subconsciously wanted to say something.

"Wang~"

The black dog roared, opened its mouth and bit into it, and the Dharma Immortal instantly lifted up his glazed golden body.

"Click~"

Fa Xiang fell silent as he looked at the big black dog that bit into pieces of his glazed golden body.

Even the pain in my body was too much to take care of for the time being.

As an Arhat, I have always seen many things clearly, but now this dog can smash my Arhat's golden body into pieces.

It explains the problem very much!

"Amitabha, Brother Dog——"

"Hmph hum~"

The black dog bit Faxiang's leg and refused to let go. The excruciating pain made Faxiang's entire face twist together.

"Brother Dog, that little brat has fallen in love with your young lady. The poor monk is worried that he has evil intentions, so he came here to report it~"

The Prime Minister sold Lu Dongbin directly with a mournful face.

The black dog was stunned for a moment, and then loosened its grip on the Dharma image.

The originally lazy expression on his face became serious. Regardless of the appearance of the law, the young monk turned his head and rushed back towards his master.

"Sigh~"

Until the black dog left, Faxiang hugged his thigh and kept shouting.

Damn Lu Dongbin, it couldn’t be which family we agreed on?

I felt something was wrong when I first heard about this. Now I can only die as a Taoist friend rather than a poor monk~
It is better to be chopped down by Yang Jian alone than to be chopped down by Yang Jian with a poor monk~
The most important thing is that he doesn't even have the official Buddha status now, and he won't blink even if he was hacked to death in Lingshan.

I'm not even given a serious position, so I'm just idle all day long, what the hell am I trying to do~
"Amitabha~"

At the same time, the river mouth was filled.

The divine light of the lotus lantern is faint and has endless divine power.

The corners of Lu Dongbin's mouth twitched and he looked at Yang Chan.

"I said it was just a misunderstanding. Do you believe it, Third Holy Mother Goddess?"

No, that’s a lotus lantern!
They are innate things, and they were given by Nuwa.

Use it to deal with a young monk who has just entered the immortal way?
No need, really no need!
"You tell my brother~"

Lu Dongbin.
I told your brother, are you sure he won't be beaten to death?
If he was at the peak of his cultivation in his previous life, he wouldn't have to be afraid of Yang Jian.

But now——

In the final analysis, although Lu Dongbin was the best choice in terms of talent and skills, he was essentially just entering the path of immortality.

It still takes time to settle!

and many more!

The next moment, Lu Dongbin's eyes lit up.

I didn’t say my last name was Lu just now!

As we all know, if he said his surname was Lu, the other party would probably find him immediately. When Yang Jian came back, he probably would have cut him with a three-pointed two-edged knife without saying a word.

But now my surname is Lin!
"I--"

"Wang~"

A barking dog made Lu Dongbin subconsciously feel a pain in his neck. The barking dog had already bitten him!
Yang Chan, who was activating the lotus lantern, was slightly startled when something unexpected happened.

"You dead dog, let go!"

Lu Dongbin immediately seized this opportunity, set up his escape light and ran away, swinging his legs as he ran away.

"Xiao Hei, come back!"

Yang Chan quickly caught up.

It’s not that I really want to do anything to Lu Dongbin. I wanted to teach Lu Dongbin a lesson before, but Xiao Hei is now chasing him and being taken away. If he encounters some bad-tempered gods and gods, he will be stewed into dog meat.

After Xiao Hei was stewed by that person last time, his cultivation level has not recovered yet, but it’s a pity that he can’t find that person~
Otherwise, Xiao Hei's meat is so tender now, I don't think the other party will be very happy~
Seeing Yang Chan chasing after him, Lu Dongbin's expression became even more panicked, and the magical power in Emperor Donghua's memory suddenly appeared.

"You damn bitch, I am Lin Bei, the magistrate of Huashui County. Don't you be ignorant of this!"

"Hey~"

The light flew by, and the distance between Yang Chan and Yang Chan was widened in an instant, and she disappeared within a few breaths!

Yang Chan stood there angrily.

"Okay, you dog thief, let's see if I don't catch you!"

Yang Chan gritted her silver teeth and looked at the direction Lu Dongbin was leaving and said fiercely.

Xiao Hei is like family and must be found! Otherwise, the second brother should be sad again~
Naturally, Lin Bei didn't know about the farce at Guanjiangkou.

If you knew——

Lin Bei probably wished he could just use his knife to fight Lu Dongbin.

What kind of gods are you!

All of them, who are usually fair-minded, are dirtier than the last in their methods.

When people sit at home, pots come from the sky~
Lin Bei was living a very comfortable life these days, without the harassment from the Dharma.

There are also very few things to deal with in the county.

However, the atmosphere in the county has also changed these days.

In fact, when I first got the system, the system also gave another option.

In addition to getting bonding points by bonding with immortals and gods, you can also get a lot of rewards by bonding with people.

What does it mean to be connected with all peoples?
It was probably to manage his family's one-third of an acre of land, which was why Lin Bei wanted to be a county magistrate.

Another use of plug-ins?
"Shit, if it's not turned off, it's not turned on~"

Lin Bei denied.

I, Lin Bei, have always worked hard on my own. When did I cheat?

However, compared with forming a relationship with immortals and gods, the speed of forming a relationship with all people is extremely slow. Anyway, so far, I have not reaped any benefits.

So much so that Lin Bei was so shaken that he lay flat on his back.

"Ding, Ma Liang painted for ten days in a row, solved the problem of farmland in the country, and became friends with all the people. He was rewarded with the Abandoned Heaven Emperor Experience Card (one day)."

Lin Bei's movements as he lay on the corpse paused slightly.

Then he suddenly sat up straight.

"Fuck!"

Lin Bei has always felt that he has a strong heart.

Wandering among many immortals and gods, almost living on the bottom line of many immortals and gods, if the heart was not strong, the mentality would have collapsed~
But I was still a little surprised at this moment.

Abandon the Emperor of Heaven?
That guy is a god among gods who is crazy about making lunch. No matter who the strong person is on the opposite side, he will just stand and fuck.

Maybe it's not the top in this world, but it's definitely at the top level.

Are there so many benefits to being associated with all people?

Even Lin Bei was a little stunned.

Without even thinking about it, I just threw the Qi Tian Emperor experience card into the book.

Ten times stronger, you can create a ten-day experience card~
When you encounter those bald donkeys in the future, you will have an extra trump card.

The most important thing is that if you meet some immortals with special means in the future, you can also trick them into Huashui County to work as a coolie like Ma Liang.

"Ding, the level of the Book of Earth is not enough to provide feedback. Do you want to spend 10000 bonding points to upgrade the Book of Earth?"

Linbei
6!

The sense of déjà vu in the small online games with krypton gold is getting stronger and stronger.

Just as Lin Bei was thinking, He Gu slowly walked in.

"Sir, those fishermen are here again."

He Gu said with a headache.

If the Dragon King is only at sea for a few days, it will be nothing to the fishermen, and they will be happy and leisurely.

It has been almost two months since then. The food stored at home has almost been exhausted, so naturally I can’t sit still.

To be fair, He Gu didn't want Lin Bei to pay attention to this matter.

That's the Dragon King!

It's not something that a small county magistrate can solve. We can only wait for someone to be sent from above to solve the matter.

Therefore, whether it was Lin Bei or He Gu, they always pretended not to know anything about the Dragon King before.

"Recently, many sea tribes have come ashore. Although they have not attacked yet, do we need to inform the people along the coast to be careful?"

He Gu asked.

Although there is no solution, you can try to reduce some losses.

"No!"

He Gu was stunned and looked at Lin Bei with some confusion.

"As the magistrate of a county, I serve the country and the people, how can I let the Dragon King of the East China Sea go free!"

He Gu stared at Lin Bei with wide eyes.

Your Excellency, haven't you taken any medicine today?

Lin Bei clenched his fist.

The Dragon King's incident has been affecting the entire Huashui County. This is a good opportunity to make friends with all the people!

If it works, what kind of reward will be given?

"Just fuck him and that's it!"

(End of this chapter)