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Chapter 89 Hurry up and jump out of the window!

Chapter 89 Hurry up and jump out of the window! (Please subscribe)

"Why don't you get out of here! If you like to watch the excitement, go home and see your mother!" Guan Yonghua walked into the yard with a sullen expression. Suddenly, he picked up the big broom stuck at the door like a madman and slammed it towards the onlookers. Roar like a mad lion!

Everyone hurriedly hid behind them, and several of them were hit by the bamboo sticks of the big broom, causing them to cry out in pain.

"Lao Guan, you are back. Please open the door quickly and let Team Leader Yang out. What a fool. These shameless little cousins ​​deliberately eliminated Team Leader Yang and me..."

When Yang Yufen heard her husband's voice, she hurriedly stretched her neck and shouted. Guan Yonghua stood at the door. He had thrown away his hat. The veins on his head were bulging and his eyes were blood red. He took a long breath and suppressed the anger in his heart, but he didn't even open the door. Instead, he sat down at the cold door, clasping his hands together so hard that his joints cracked!
When a gentleman encounters this kind of thing where his wife steals someone, it is simply embarrassing. I am afraid it will be difficult for him to gain a foothold in the village in the future!
But the concubine inside...

He can't afford it!

"How can this be done!" Yu Changhai stamped his feet anxiously, "Old Cao, please think of a move quickly, or someone will be killed later!"

"Haha!" Zhang Ziyi laughed maliciously, "This old Yang has never eaten any good mushrooms. He dares to buy any kind of mushrooms. I don't even want to give it to me..."

"Fuck, your wife is the only one who is pretty!"

"That's right, my wife was also the most beautiful woman in our commune when she was young..."

"Don't stop talking like this!"

Lao Cao lowered his head, smoked his cigarette pipe, walked out of the crowd, and called Sun Jianping aside, "Jianping, please think of a move! If we continue to make trouble like this, someone will be killed later!"

"Let me tell you..." Sun Jianping scratched his head and held it in for a long time, "Uncle, I have never encountered this before, and I can't think of any good tricks..."

"You're talking nonsense, who wants to happen to this!" Lao Cao glared at him, "Who would have thought that the two of them could get together? What's wrong with them? If such a commotion breaks out, what will happen to Ji's oil shop in the future? It’s hard for my daughter to get married..."

"Otherwise, first control Guan Yonghua to prevent him from doing anything outrageous on impulse, then disperse the spectators and release the two people in the room..."

"Okay, I'll do as you say!"

Lao Cao hurriedly ran back and talked to Yu Changhai. Yu Changhai nodded repeatedly. As expected of a student from the capital, he was thoughtful in every situation. He immediately gathered people to blast away the spectators inside and outside the courtyard!

"Get the hell out of here, everyone is full and has nothing to do. Here comes this idiot!" Yu Changhai picked up the big broom and drove everyone away.

The villagers left Guan Yonghua's house laughing, and Yu Changhai asked Zhang Ziyi and Wang Liansheng to "invite" Guan Yonghua outside to prevent him from doing stupid things impulsively.

After clearing the yard, he took a deep breath, glanced at the room where Yang Yufen was still yelling and cursing, and knocked hard on the window, "Shut up if you're still cursing, I'm ashamed of you if you don't think it's embarrassing. Panic! Hurry and put on your clothes, we are going in!"

Yang Yufen just shut up.

Yu Changhai picked up a hammer and knocked on the door lock. The lock opened with a sound. He strode in quickly, looked at the kang, and almost didn't laugh out loud!

Team leader Yang Da was sticking his butt out and diving into the quilt, trembling with fear!

Fuck!
He's so brave and still imitates other people's running shoes!

He raised his hand high and wanted to slap Team Leader Yang's plump ass, but after thinking about it, he put his hand down and pulled off the quilt.

"Brother Yonghua, it's my fault, it's my fault, I shouldn't have drank a little... You sir have a lot... As long as you let me go this time, I will promote you..."

He held his head in his hands, turned around tremblingly, and found that the person who came was actually Yu Changhai, and then he let out a sigh of relief, "Brother Changhai, you are going to scare me to death!"

Yu Changhai suppressed his laughter, "Old Yang, you said you made this happen...let me tell you what you want!"

"Stop talking, my intestines are going to turn green with regret..."

Team Leader Yang hurriedly sat up and grabbed his clothes and put them on.

"Where did my socks go..." Yu Changhai picked up the socks that fell on the ground and threw them to him.

"After all this shit, we are both clean and honest, and we are not afraid of the gossip on both sides!" Yang Yufen is still being stubborn!

"You can pull it off, you are still making noise after that...it's not embarrassing..." Team leader Yang glared at the woman, put on his trousers, put on his big shiny leather shoes and was about to go out. He was greeted by Yu Changhai. He grabbed her and said, "I've been locking you up in the front yard. I won't kill you if I encounter you. Let's go through the back door!"

"Everyone scared me..."

This guy grabbed his hat and put it on his forehead, bent his waist, walked to the back door like a thief, and found that the back door was also blocked with a wooden pole!
"Jump out of the window!"

Yu Changhai also did it on purpose. He could obviously go out to the backyard and open the back door, but...

Who hasn’t had some bad taste yet?
With a bang, the chief of the investigation team from the county jumped out of the hinged window and fell flat on his face. He quickly got up, ignoring the pain, throwing away his two long legs, and died. Escape back to the group headquarters.

"Team leader, what's wrong with you? You even broke your chin..."

Xiao Qin and Xiao Ma, who he brought with him, were about to go out when they saw the leader running in in despair and asked hurriedly.

"What are you two doing?" After entering the brigade, Team Leader Yang's heart calmed down a little. He coughed, picked up the team leader's air and asked.

"I heard that someone was wearing broken shoes at the east end of the village, and I was going to see the excitement!"

"Hey, people in this village only play with flowers..."

"Look, what are you looking at! What's so good about wearing worn-out shoes? It's the dregs of feudalism and the remnants of the old society, corrupting human ethics and social morals!" Team leader Yang was full of anger and scolded a few words, "I just received a notice from my superiors. Let’s go back right away! There’s an important meeting!”

"Let's leave later, let's go see the fun..."

"Why are you just watching the excitement? What a good thing!" Team Leader Yang angrily kicked his two men, "Hurry up and go! I'll slap you guys again!"

A jeep rushed out of the Jijia Oil Shop at lightning speed, and drove away as if its butt was on fire. It was so fast that it could fly!

Sun Jianping squinted his eyes and looked at the jeep going away, with joy on his face, "Uncle Cao, our annual gathering is a sure thing this time!"

"What do you mean?" Lao Cao pulled off his pipe with a look of disbelief.

"Isn't that what happened..." Sun Jianping muttered something in his ear. Lao Cao's frown slowly relaxed, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly!
Jianping is right, Lao Yang is so brave that he doesn't dare to go back and show off!
He doesn't want his official hat anymore!

Several days had passed since the incident of broken shoes, and there had been no movement from above, which made Lao Cao scratch his head waiting for it. Finally, on the 13th day of the twelfth lunar month, a document came down from above, notifying that in order to strengthen the people's In terms of ideological education work, it is planned to hold a XX ideological propaganda and art performance in Durki Commune on the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month. At that time, the main leading cadres of each production team will go to observe and learn...

Call...

Lao Cao wiped his sweat and it was done!
What a boy, you only used one rumor to create a huge episode!

This child's brain is out of control!

If you cultivate it well, it will definitely be a good seedling in the future!

Thinking of this, Lao Cao suddenly felt that his steps were much lighter, and he couldn't help humming the tune "Second Sister Wang Misses Her Husband" while holding a pipe in his mouth. He picked up the empty soil basket filled with manure, walked home slowly, and saw his daughter-in-law Li Xiuzhi. I was sitting on the bedside of the kang, taking out all the small shiny grains of "fire corn" I had picked out in autumn, rubbing off the grains, and placing them on the bedside of the kang to dry the moisture.

When the New Year comes, no matter how poor a family is, they still have to prepare some snacks for relatives and friends who come to visit to pay New Year greetings. Otherwise, people will poke her spine and say that she can't live a good life.

"Dad, why are you so happy?"

(End of this chapter)

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