I am an immortal in heaven and earth

Chapter 13 Good practice in Cuichun Tower

"We don't have much ability to make a living on weekdays. We only make a few pennies when we make money."

"If you want to learn how to hunt, you can only hunt rabbits and the like. It's not worth it."

"If you are not hungry, you can catch mice to eat. When you are sleepy, you can go back to the fox's hole to sleep. If you really want to turn into a human, you will starve to death."

"It's really hard to be a human being, much harder than being a fox."

"Actually, if you practice Taoism for a hundred years, you can turn into a beautiful girl and boy. With a good skin, life will not be difficult."

"That fox Agui has gone to the county town to enjoy his happiness. Last time he went back to the countryside to play, he told me that there is Cuichun Tower in the county. It is a 100% happy place. You can make money by spreading your legs. Hey." The lame fox chuckled.

"What kind of farts are you making here?"

"He signed the deed of betrayal and has no freedom from now on. What's the point of happiness?"

"A person who takes off his pants and sells his buttocks, laughs and drinks, does that mean he is happy?"

"Sooner or later, someone will recognize you. It's better if you don't beat him to death." The mixed-haired fox gritted his teeth: "You guys are so ugly that you can't imitate him. If you imitate him, I will have to beat you to death one by one. "

Seeing that the furry fox got angry, these few people became complacent.

Fox Agui is also the junior descendant of the mixed-haired fox. His fur is red and colorful, and he is much prettier than them.

Good-looking foxes are also lucky. Before the fox Agui became a spirit, he learned the magic of the house from the images in a little yellow book that a scholar dropped.

At the age of fifty, when he was just learning the art of transforming into a human form, he chose the head of a woman who died of illness in Cuichunlou and performed a worship ritual on it, transforming him into the appearance of a slightly older prostitute.

After that, he often didn't listen to the furry foxes, and would stay in the fields when nothing happened, hooking up with those rural men in their forties or fifties who were very old and very hungry.

In less than five years, he had a hundred years of Taoism and could transform freely. At this time, he completely refused to listen to the furry fox and even made him half angry to death.

After a hundred years of Taoism, Hu Agui became more active. He no longer wanted to stay in the Fox Cave of Lao Wai Neck Tree, and thought about going to the county to develop.

So he quickly transformed into a 28-year-old girl and another quick-thinking vixen, and performed a drama of selling her body to bury her father.

Soon he was attracted by the dealer who bought girls from Cuichun Tower. He spent twenty taels of silver to get him to sign a contract of sale and went to Cuichun Tower to learn skills, which became more and more to his liking.

From then on, Hu Agui learned about human nature in the brothel, and became more and more understanding of human nature, and it was also very realistic.

Up and down, she is no different from a living person. Even because of the vixen's physical problem, she is more magical than the other ladies in Cuichun Tower.

All the guests who come and go respect her as a "famous instrument".

It's just that what Hu Agui learned in the brothel was not the "kindness, benevolence, courage, and righteousness" of human nature, but the "treacherousness, cunning, cruelty and bullying". Step by step, he stepped on the bones of others and rose to the top. Now he is Cuichunlou. An oiran-level figure.

Then his ambitions swelled, and he no longer wanted to rely on Cuichun Restaurant's name, but wanted to open a restaurant on his own.

When I return to the countryside later, I don't want to visit my fellow tribesmen, but I want to recruit a few of my tribesmen to join together. Vixens always have more skills than ordinary people, and they can reap the industry dividends.

But he was not happy for a long time. Fox Agui was scolded by a mixed-haired fox.

But the bastard fox couldn't control him after all. After he opened his business in Cuichun Building, his Taoist magic became more and more profound and he became the most famous fox in the county.

All the decent-looking foxes want to make quick money, and the furry foxes can't even be persuaded to do so. They choose the remaining ones who are ugly and lack moral integrity to hang out with him.

One egg, two lame, and three bald were speechless, and they were indeed somewhat disapproving in their hearts. After eating and taking food silently, he left Niu Mansion. Niu Congcong held his urine in bed until dawn. Then he couldn't help but go out to the latrine and saw a table of scraps, "paw prints" left by oil stains, and found some hair and beards.

This is clearly not the case of people eating and drinking.

Although there were many legends of ghosts and fairies in the countryside, this was his first real encounter.

But although Niu Congcong was a little scared, he was more excited and surprised.

The presence of monsters means there are immortals, which further proves that what Xu Jia said is true.

Although he said he believed in gods and immortals, he had never really encountered them after all.

Although I have not met an immortal now, it is the same when I meet such a monster.

Moreover, Xu Jia must have an immortal connection, otherwise how could he communicate with these fox demons?

The servants of the Niu family had a bad night, especially Mother Zhao, who had been thinking about who to cook these ten chickens for last night.

In the middle of the night, I heard a strange noise outside the courtyard, but I was scared to death.

She believed in these gods, Buddhas and ghosts. When she came out the next day, she panicked and persuaded Niu Congcong: "Young master, I shouldn't have said this, but these things... it's better not to bring them into the house... they are unlucky. "

But Niu Congcong didn't listen to her, and only warned: "Mother Zhao, don't say a word about what happened last night to the outside world, and don't tell my parents again. Just pack up everything! I'll give it to you later. Two hundred dollars”

Mother Zhao hesitated to speak, but Niu Congcong had already left.

The four fox demons returned to the fox cave and gave the leftovers to other foxes who could not transform into human forms and had not yet become spirits. Even if it was chicken bones, chicken heads, and chicken butts, they ate them with gusto.

In the early morning, the sparrow spirit went to the old crooked neck tree to send a message to the pied fox: "Pied fox, why don't you come and see the messenger?"

No longer the weak image of before.

The piebald fox knew that this sparrow spirit had infiltrated Xu Jia's establishment, so he did not dare to neglect him and coaxed him: "Does the envoy have any instructions from the great immortal to pass on?"

The sparrow spirit said arrogantly: "Tonight, the Immortal wants you to go to Xu's house. I want to give you names!"

The piebald fox became happy: "This is really good luck. The days are getting better and better and more prosperous!"

Before he could be happy, the sparrow spirit had already flown away. It turned out that Xu Jia had given him a task this morning, to investigate the witches and wizards in his hometown. What kind of skills did they possess? In addition to this nest of foxes, there were some other spirits, or maybe Monk temples, Taoist temples, temples for evil sacrifices and obscenities...

Xu Jia thought that after he recovered a little bit, he could start to subdue them one by one, and at the same time obtain the cultivation materials of this world from their hands.

Although there is a high probability that these people will not be able to reveal any secret techniques, but everything cannot be absolute.

Xu Jia stayed at home, drinking rice soup and rice porridge, and it took him a few months to recover enough to be able to go out normally.

It will take even longer to nourish the physical body and enter the cultivation of life skills.

His predecessor had been away from the soul for seven days, and he had borrowed the corpse to resurrect him. He was already extremely weak, and with his own "sex skills", he had completely inherited the level of his previous life. This is a good thing in the long run, but in the short term, it causes an imbalance of yin and yang, where the soul is strong but the body is weak, and yin is strong but yang is weak.

It is easy to have insufficient blood supply.

(End of this chapter)