I am an immortal in heaven and earth

Chapter 11: Lost money
Niu Congcong did not leave, but said to Silly Erzhu: "Let's wait here until the owner comes back to look for it. We have lost money, so we must not die in a hurry."

"This blue cloth purse is used by poor people. How can rich people use this kind of thing? It may be just enough money to live in one or two months."

Silly Erzhu was stunned. He had never seen the young master with such kindness before. He seemed to be a different person. However, he was used to being silent. He didn't refute anything, so he hurriedly spread a piece of cloth bag for Niu Congcong to sit on. .

Niu Congcong sat, but kept talking, talking about the truth: "Silly Erzhu, I see, there must be a way to resurrect people after they die. Your knowledge is too short-sighted. You have only seen people, so you can see A god?"

"Then in the storybook, there is an elixir from Taishang Laojun. Not only can people be revived after death, but it can also turn them into immortals instantly?"

Erzhu was silent. He didn't know what the gods were.

Everyone in the village worships and worships gods on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month, but no one has really seen the gods.

I have heard of those who confuse ghosts. They are all witches and wizards who pour talisman water into it. If you are dead, it means the evil spirit is too powerful. If you are alive, it means the witch's talisman water is powerful. But regardless of whether it works or not, one piece costs two taels of silver.

The two waited for less than three-quarters of an hour. Sure enough, two people lowered their heads, looked here and there, kneeling forward like dogs crawling, looking for things carefully.

When I got closer, I saw clearly that it was a woman with a child. They all looked anxious and uneasy.

That woman looked like the sky was falling.

The child also has a face full of dirt and a body full of dust.

Niu Congcong whistled to attract the child's attention.

"Hey! That kid!"

Lift the blue cloth printed purse.

The child's expression immediately changed, and he was ecstatically surprised: "Grandma, look!"

The old woman followed the child's hand and saw Niu Congcong holding up his purse.

He trotted over quickly, then knelt down and cried bitterly: "Kind master, this purse was lost by the old woman. In it is the money earned by the child's father doing hard work. It is for us and my mother to live. Please do a good job and will Return it to the old woman, and she will kowtow to you!"

Niu Congcong had never seen anything like this before. He avoided kowtowing and felt a little embarrassed: "I was waiting for the owner to come back to get it. Old lady, why are you kowtowing to me? If you want to kowtow to that kid, kowtow to me!"

The old woman didn't know how to express her feelings when she found something lost. She took the purse Niu Congcong threw over and didn't care about it. She quickly pulled her grandson over to kowtow.

"Ah Ban! Kowtow to the two gentlemen! If I really lose this money today, I will have no choice but to find a rope and hang myself. If I die, you will have no one to take care of you. It will be pitiful to leave you alone in the world. I can only hang myself with the old woman." , when you get to the underworld, the old woman can still take care of you... These two gentlemen saved our lives!"

Ah Ban was also obedient and kowtowed to Niu Congcong repeatedly.

Niu Congcong suffered a few, and the old woman kowtowed to him. He was afraid that his life would be shortened, and he was younger than himself, so he dared to suffer no matter how many kowtows he had.

"It's a coincidence that you met me this time." Niu Congcong squinted his eyes and arched his eyebrows. He said with a smile: "He is a man who is not short of money. If he meets others, he will not be so lucky. He must keep his things in the future. Well, money is a good thing, it can buy people’s lives!”

Then he said to Erzhu: "Silly Erzhu, take the money!"

Erzhu took out a bag embroidered with patterns from his arms.

Niu Congcong took a bunch of copper coins and put them in Ah Ban's hand: "I don't deserve your kowtow in vain. Use this money to buy candies!"

When the old woman saw the money, she said, "Amitabha!" She wanted to say that she couldn't accept it, but she was reluctant to part with it, so she could only say repeatedly: "The two grandfathers are really reincarnations of Bodhisattva, with great mercy and kindness. Bodhisattva bless the two grandfathers and live a long life!" Kowtow to Ah Ban.

Niu Congcong asked Silly Erzhu to squat down and carried him away.

While shouting: "Drive!"

The old and the young were left alone, looking at his back, lost in thought for a long time.

They have never seen such a good person. It is completely different from the wealthy families I have experienced before.

Niu Congcong kept recalling the satisfaction of being appreciated, and smiled: "Silly Erzhu, do you think I am a good person?" Erzhu said: "Of course the young master is a good person."

Niu Congcong laughed loudly and said, "You're right! I'm a damn good person."

What came to mind was: Brother Xu really met a god, otherwise how could he calculate so accurately?
If you only count the money, that's fine, but if you count who lost the money, it's very mysterious.

With this kind of ability, even if he is not an immortal, he is still considered a "wonder".

Just like that, after returning home, Niu Congcong immediately went to his kitchen to find Mother Zhao: "Mother Zhao, buy ten chickens, kill them all, and roast them!"

Mother Zhao was shocked and wiped her apron with her hands: "Ten chickens? Are you planning to have a drink or something? Kill so many, can you finish them all?"

"Don't ask, the money is on me! Go quickly, we must finish it before dark."

Niu Dafu is not at home, and Mrs. Niu cannot control this evil king.

Fortunately, Niu Congcong is neither a gambler nor a womanizer. He only likes to tinker with strange things.

It can only be said that a dragon begets a dragon, a phoenix begets a phoenix, and the son of a mouse can dig holes. Niu Congcong married Niu Dafu, a businessman who traveled all over the country.

Mother Zhao heard that she was in a hurry, so she hurried there. Because she was a cook here, she asked her family to raise a lot of chickens, ducks, and so on. She also agreed with the host that if she raised them at home, she could eat them with confidence. .

After a while of chickens and dogs jumping around, they caught ten hens that were just eating food but not laying eggs.

He vigorously and resolutely greeted others to work for a while, boiling water, plucking hair, and disemboweling people.

Niu Congcong only said he wanted roasted chicken, but they didn't waste the offal. They had all cleaned it up, so it was no problem to make fried chicken offal.

On the other side, Xu Jia has already contacted the demon "Sparrow Spirit" through the fox demon Huaban, and notified the fox demons to attend the banquet tonight.

This sparrow spirit was previously driven by Huaban to collect intelligence for a liter of rice. Xu Jia valued this sparrow spirit as not inferior to the fox, but he was of low moral character and could not communicate freely.

After all, foxes are just animals and can only see immediate benefits, while human wisdom and vision are longer than those of foxes.

The sparrow spirit has many ears and eyes and can listen and monitor. Therefore, although Xu Jia was lying on the bed to maintain his health, he would sometimes sit on a chair and grab a handful of millet to feed the sparrows, thus bribing the sparrow spirit.

This sparrow spirit also regards Xu Jia as a long-term meal ticket. Therefore, some tasks of spreading messages must be done diligently.

The more diligent he is, the more Xu Jia will appreciate him, and he will be indispensable for his good fortune in the future.

After helping Xu Jia return to the Yangtze River, the mixed-haired fox, Piebald, continued to complete his "teaching mission."

Successfully taught three foxes, one egg, two lame, three bald, to transform into human forms.

At the same time, I am also thinking about the future fate of the fox hole in the old crooked neck tree.

He realized that becoming acquainted with Xu Jia was such a major event that changed the fate of the family.

"Uncle! Didn't that resurrected scholar forget about us?" The lonely fox muttered about the ten roast chickens.

He found the parietal bone of a child who died young and transformed it into a human form, turning into a "ghost boy".

But he was covered in jaundice, his eyes were green, and he was wearing the crotchless pants of a three- or four-year-old child. His limbs were small, but he had a big belly and a tail dangling. If ordinary people saw it, they would be frightened and become seriously ill.

"Yes, yes, that scholar still owes us ten chickens!" The lame fox looked at the skull of a consumptive man who had died from a disease, and transformed into a lame, bald and prostitute, feeling a little unhappy in his heart. , if the scholar hadn't suddenly come back to life, he would have become a handsome young man.

The bald-tailed fox said even more unceremoniously: "Is he really an immortal who practiced in his previous life? He couldn't have lied to us, right? We don't have much education, so we don't know if we were deceived..."

Instead, he transformed into a hunchbacked old man, with his back hunched and his head almost buried under his crotch. There was a walking stick in his hand, but it happened to be the bald tail that had transformed.

(End of this chapter)