Miss Jianxian, you are blocking my delivery of food.

Chapter 52 You won’t use your buddies as side dishes, will you?
The Devil Emperor's business was not halfway through, but the middle road collapsed. Now, at a certain point, it has become involution and exhausted, and this is the time when our survival is in danger.

Xiao Ye squatted on the toilet and did not fulfill his previous promise. He just stared at the template rejection sent by the editor in his mailbox with a pale face.

What is the problem?
Even though a man's thinking is most active when he stays in the toilet, and he knows everything from astronomy to geography, but after thinking about it for about half an hour in this man's best meditation room, Xiao Ye still He had no clue, and in the end he could only sigh to cover his tears.

The edited template ruined their dream of writing online articles.

It seems that if you want to teach Ye Zhibing to become a god in the Internet literary world, you can only settle down like a White Sox sports student for a while.

After all, the retention of the large intestine could not withstand the tenderness of the paper. Xiao Ye put back his thoughts, stood up, pressed the flush button, and turned to push open the toilet door.

But I never thought that this push would lead to something happening.

In the room, a beautiful girl took her hands out of her sleeves and was fiddling with something inside her large pajamas. There was also a striking blue and white lampshade hanging beside the sofa, which seemed to have been recently replaced.

To be honest, Xiao Ye was familiar with this scene.

Whether it's a serious or not serious Sakura Country anime, this kind of operation basically exists in it.

The only difference is that the ending is different.

After the former happens, the heroine will blush and shout "Ya Zhudie".

In the case of the latter, the heroine will blush and shout "Ya Zhu Die".

He didn't understand why Ye Zhibing didn't change his clothes earlier and later, but this happened just when he was finishing his deep thinking, which led to the only inevitable result that he became a witness.

Perhaps it was his nearly half an hour of courtship time that gave the other party this confidence.

Just as Xiao Ye was about to say sorry, the other party heard the sound of the bathroom door opening, and turned around suddenly to cover up the pink makeup that had been leaked due to the big move just now.

As we all know, the vest line is unique to women. Due to differences in physiological structure, women's muscle groups are not as developed as men's, so it is difficult to have the so-called eight-pack abs and mermaid lines. However, if the abdomen is flat enough and the subcutaneous fat is thin enough, From both sides of the belly button below the chest, there will be two vertical muscle contour lines that look like two plackets of a vest, so they are called vest lines.

And this vest line, Ye Zhibing, as a swordsman, naturally also has it.

After being stunned for a moment, Ye Zhibing's face turned slightly flushed, and he immediately took a deep breath and took his hands out of his cuffs again.

pat.

With her half-hearted movement, a light pink lampshade fell from her large pajamas, lying on the ground like this.

The sound of falling clothes was as quiet as a mosquito, but at the same time it was deafening.

He silently glanced at the lonely lampshade on the ground, and then glanced at Ye Zhibing, whose body was trembling and seemed to be on the verge of bursting out. Just now, the other person's white belly flashed through his mind. Xiao Ye immediately straightened his expression and calmed down. shouted:

"You've gained weight! Remember to lose weight!"

Then he sat back on the bed with a normal expression, picked up the phone, frowned, and fell into deep contemplation.

After all, a famous person once said that as long as you are not embarrassed, it will be someone else.

"You're holding your phone upside down."

"Huh? Oh"

At the other party's reminder, Xiao Ye silently turned the phone in his hand upside down.

Hey, am I still the one who is embarrassed after all?

Ye Zhibing took a deep breath, then leaned over to pick up the lampshade on the ground and explained:

"I heard the sound of you flushing and washing your hands just now. I wanted to remind you, but you came out too fast."

"It's best not to say this last sentence to a man, otherwise he might be filled with anger."

The corner of Xiao Ye's mouth twitched. He looked up and was slightly startled when he saw the other party's calm expression. He felt a little uncomfortable.

According to the normal anime plot, she shouldn't be so angry now that she would fight with herself with a few blows of sword energy, and then fall to the ground together because she bumped into something. Isn't there some ambiguous scene going on?

If his life were a novel, the author would probably be too brainless to write it. After withdrawing his thoughts, Xiao Ye asked Ye Zhibing blankly:
"Are you really embarrassed?"

"What do you mean?"

Ye Zhibing snuggled into the quilt with the lampshade in hand, and was about to finish what she had just finished under the quilt. When she heard the other party ask, she stopped and raised her head, and asked lightly.

Xiao Ye raised his finger and pointed at the spirit sword she placed beside the bed.

"Logically speaking, shouldn't you come over with a few sword energy?"

"So you still have this hobby?"

Ye Zhibing raised his eyebrows lightly, a little disbelieving, and the eyes he looked at him gradually became more and more contemptuous.

Oh, yes, it’s just the way you look at garbage that’s wrong. Damn it, that’s not the point!

"It's not a hobby, it's just that your current reaction is a little different from what I expected."

"I just don't think it's necessary. Anyway, you will definitely give a lot of absurd explanations when the time comes, and you also have a little devilish energy in your body now, so I won't pose any threat to you."

Oh, are you so objective?

It's as if he is the threshold brother who has entered the threshold.

Then I won’t explain myself next time, just look at it openly and be done with it.

While thinking this, Xiao Ye looked at the other party.

Ye Zhibing lay in bed for a long time, looking at her frowning face, she seemed to be struggling.

I guess the food in this world is really good, and since there is no aura shaping, some secondary development has occurred, resulting in a slight discrepancy in the size of the lampshade.

Looks like I need to take her to a lingerie store again later.

The room became quiet. Ye Zhibing raised his eyes and looked at Xiao Ye, who was sitting on the bed and shivering. After confirming that the other person would not suddenly look in his direction again, he slightly enlarged his movements and finally installed the lampshade with great difficulty. .

After doing all this, Ye Zhibing felt as if he had been electrocuted. His body stagnated, his eyebrows furrowed slightly, and his expression became weird.

At this time, Xiao Ye happened to be a little thirsty. He sat up from the bed and took a glass of cold water. Before he could take a few sips, he noticed Ye Zhibing, who was sitting motionless on the bed with an expression that was hard to explain.

"what happened?"

Ye Zhibing hesitated for a moment and opened his mouth slightly:
"warm."

What's warm?

I'm very considerate.

The corners of Xiao Ye's mouth twitched, he tilted his head, and looked at the other party in confusion.

"I mean my pants are warm."

What's so warm about?

Feeling hot?

Walking forward in three steps and two steps at a time, Xiao Ye grabbed the corner of Ye Zhibing's quilt and wanted to lift it up to see what was going on.

But this guy's face turned red. As if she understood what was happening to her now, she clamped her legs tightly and pressed the corner of the quilt tightly without saying anything. She was like a penguin, restless on the bed. squirming.

Seeing that the other party was hesitating to speak and still unwilling to let go of the quilt, Xiao Ye scratched his head in confusion.

Suddenly, a terrifying idea slowly emerged in his mind.

Sisters, you wouldn’t take advantage of your brother’s lack of attention and use him as a side dish, right? ? ?

My brother is handsome, but you are so blatant, aren't you going too far?
(End of this chapter)