Miss Jianxian, you are blocking my delivery of food.

Chapter 19 He is not a modern person after all
The operation was as fierce as a tiger's, and Ye Zhibing immediately turned his attention to Xiao Ye.

"Well, isn't this just a casual question? After all, in the original world, people are unpredictable and people are interested in oneself but not others. I have seen too many villains like that. I admire Ye Jianxian's noble character and integrity, so I just asked casually."

Xiao Ye hesitantly explained a lot of words, especially when he talked about admiring the other party's noble character and integrity, he almost couldn't help but let out a scream.

"Anyway, let's teach you some basic things first."

For the sake of his own personal safety in the future, Xiao Ye felt that it was necessary for this woman to learn a little more, so that she would not be able to do such shocking operations as using toilet cleaning spirit as dishwashing liquid and using dishwashing liquid to wash clothes.

It is really uncomfortable to swallow toilet cleaning liquid by mistake.

My entire stomach, esophagus, and mouth felt like I had eaten devil's pepper.

Don't ask Xiao Ye why he knew.

Because the person who made such a shocking operation last time was the newcomer.

Because the water had washed away most of the toilet cleaner at that time, Xiao Ye, who was squatting on the street to eat with his own insulated lunch box, wondered whether the fast food restaurant had put too much chili in this mapo tofu rice bowl. Why is it so spicy?
Fortunately, the monk's strong physique allowed him to withstand this disaster.

Now, do it again, do it again, he will never make such a low-level mistake again!

"Here, look, this thing, dish soap, is for washing dishes."

Xiao Ye held up the bottle and waved it in front of Ye Zhibing for a long time, confirming several times whether she understood it before putting it down.

Then he led the other party to the toilet, pointed at Mr. Mighty behind the toilet and explained:

"This is a toilet cleaner. It's used to wash dishes. Bah, it's used to clean toilets or sinks."

Ye Zhibing looked at the bottle of stuff that Xiao Ye pointed at, and then thought about the dishwashing liquid that the other party mentioned just now.

Eh? What does dish soap look like?

She suddenly felt that she seemed a little confused.

But it doesn't matter. She is a majestic swordsman. How can she not tell the difference when the critical moment comes?

It was already sunset after Xiao Ye taught Ye Zhibing all the trivial matters of family life and some life tips.

He collapsed and lay down on the bed, staring at the ceiling with a dull expression on his face, beginning to doubt his life.

Are your own words not clear enough?
Or is this woman's talent all focused on swordsmanship? Even though I was using that fool-like teaching method, why was her understanding speed still so slow?

Turning his head slightly, Xiao Ye looked at Ye Zhibing, who was staring at the washing machine in the toilet and contemplating the various buttons on it. Xiao Ye let out a long sigh.

Fortunately, there is no kitchen at home, so there is no need to teach this guy to cook. Otherwise, it would probably be a torturous task.

Taking out his mobile phone, he silently took a picture of the other party in front of the washing machine, having some thoughts and deep thoughts. Xiao Ye began to think about the most important issue at present——

How to make money.

After all, now he is struggling to even pay for a taxi deposit. If he wants to continue running takeaways, it is somewhat difficult for him to do so.

At this time, there will definitely be a clear but stupid college student who wants to come up with a very constructive idea:
Check out those recruitment apps!

That bag of traps.

Those apps are wrong, and there are many handbag companies. After some companies offer superior conditions regardless of academic qualifications or work experience, they will start a big fight with those innocent graduates who take the bait.

For example, after passing the training, you can successfully join the job.

And then?
After earning high training fees, they will try their best not to let you pass the training. Even if you pass, they will only give you an internship position. Once the internship period is over, you will be kicked out.

It's a pity that Xiao Ye will not be fooled like this. Because he has no money.

I can't afford the training fee.

Not to mention other companies.

Xiao Ye has indeed downloaded those recruitment software. Although he saw that there is a lot of room for promotion, the company has clear hierarchies, there is no cap on salary, and he needs to be willing to endure hardship, he is not aware of the slogans of young people who are motivated. The profound meaning, but he still decisively ignored those companies.

After all, in the eyes of the HR of those companies, he was a pure father-in-law.

Not even a primary school degree.

That's why I didn't even give him a chance to be a parlu.

Only at this time did Xiao Ye realize more and more clearly that he was still not from this world, and he couldn't even do something as simple as finding a job.

But what he doesn't know is...

Not only him, many people now also worry about work due to various endless routines and an increasingly involutional environment.

For a moment, he really didn't have a clue about work. Xiao Ye could only stiffen his face, cross out the recruitment software, put his phone aside, and rubbed his temples.

How about...should we just continue to hand in the deposit and continue delivering food?
Just as he was thinking deeply, the sound of stir-frying, accompanied by the unique aroma of lard, came into the room, awakening Xiao Ye from his deep thoughts.

I looked at the time displayed on the wall clock.

It's almost time to eat.
Slowly sitting up from the bed, stretching a little to move his stiff body, Xiao Ye shouted in the direction of the toilet:
"Hey! Stop studying the washing machine and get ready for dinner!"

"Aren't you going to eat that tonight? Instant noodles?"

Ye Zhibing slowly poked his head out of the toilet and looked at Xiao Ye doubtfully.

"That stuff is cheap, but eating it once a day is enough. Eating too much is not good for your health and may even affect your and my Daoji."

Xiao Ye responded while changing out of his pajamas.

Those additives mixed in ready-to-eat foods each have one or two harmful effects. It doesn't matter if you eat them occasionally, but when the amount of intake increases. It may not matter to the Chinese who are born and raised and are immune to all poisons. Specifically, for I guess even the developers themselves don't know what kind of effects monks like myself and Ye Zhibing will have.

Anyway, when Xiao Ye ate instant noodles for the first time, he was quite shocked. But after eating a few times, he couldn't help but want to vomit when he smelled the preservatives in it.

"All right."

Ye Zhibing nodded slightly, then returned to his bed, staring directly at Xiao Ye with a pair of beautiful eyes.

"Why are you looking at me like that all of a sudden?"

Being a little frightened by her gaze, Xiao Ye couldn't help but cross his chest with his hands and turned slightly sideways, just like a JK girl who met a male classmate of Tufeiyuan wearing reflective glasses and holding a pot lid after class, looking at him warily .

"I was wondering when you would come out the door."

"Ah? Aren't you ready yet?"

"You also know that I'm not ready?"

Ye Zhibing rolled his eyes at Xiao Ye uncharacteristically. The playful aura at that moment made him freeze in place.

It turns out that this cold-blooded murderer who only chases him with a sword can have the demeanor of such a little woman.
"Get out quickly!"

I don’t know whether this guy did it on purpose or accidentally. He was still staring at her stupidly. Ye Zhibing gritted his teeth and said:
"How can I change my clothes if you don't go out?!"

(End of this chapter)