Chapter 46: Your holy water is messed up (please vote for me at the end of the month)

Ashley really felt that she had made a mistake.

Are all your borders filled with such talents?
Originally, I saw that the guy in front of me was dressed in a rather anthropomorphic way, and the clothes he matched were very tasteful. I thought that he was at least a humanoid creature, but I didn't expect that he was even more sultry than the last streaking man.

She seems to know why this guy wears pure white pants. When he leaks urine, the whole audience can see it!

This kind of gameplay is more perverted than running naked in the whole place.

Ashley squeezed her legs tightly, bit her lips, and her whole body was slightly bent like a shrimp, and then she struggled to get out of the urge to urinate.

She reluctantly looked at Liszt, but saw that his expression was still the same as before, still elegant and personable, and she was also confused in her heart.

Why was Liszt able to persevere even though he was under the same spell?
She couldn't understand.

Can't you compare to Liszt in terms of willpower?

Or is it that Liszt's talent for using magic is more subtle and exquisite than his own?

Why is that?
Why?
Ashley would never approve of it.

No matter what the reason was, Ashley would not admit it. Her pride as a genius magician would not allow her to lose.

She slowly straightened her back and took a deep breath.

I'll endure it.

As long as he endures the exam for ten minutes, the balance of order will not judge this guy to have a perfect score.

——She said to herself in her heart.

If you have any tricks, just do it.

"Candidate Ashley, can you really hold on?"

Liszt calmly pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses, with an elegant smile on his face and human concern in his tone, "Can you really hold on for ten minutes without peeing?"

"If that doesn't work, it doesn't matter if I give you a few drops first."

So humble, so gentle, so respectful to women, so noble and considerate,
This is the perfect aristocratic spirit that Liszt has pursued throughout his life. This is the gentleman's soul that has been carried by countless ancestors and celebrities since the establishment of the Moon family for thousands of years, and now, it has finally been passed down to Liszt.

Presumably the souls of his ancestors in heaven will also feel happy for Liszt.

Heck, you are the candidate!
I am the examiner!

This guy actually started to rebel against Tiangang!
With these Mensao glasses, other people's duels always say, "I'll give you a few moves first." But this Mensao glasses said, "I'll give you a few drops first," which is simply insulting to the extreme.

Ashley looked at Liszt with a look that seemed to kill someone. She gritted her teeth and said viciously, "Border barbarian, use whatever tricks you have."

Will hold back.

Liszt sighed helplessly, and said calmly, "Then I will be offended."

"Examiner Ashley, all ancestors, please bear witness——"

Li Strong said loudly, "Please witness my awakening!"

Nezha Naohai style, the third move.

I saw him lifting his staff, light blue water elements gathered around him, and the surrounding water vapor suddenly rose,
Brother Ansu once told Liszt that Nezha was a young hero who disturbed the sea, and Liszt felt that he was the hero who disturbed the sea and conquered the tide.

[Gathering of water elements]

【Intermediate magic】

[Attack magic]

[Consumption of magic points: four]

[Form a tidal vortex, which can attract the surrounding water flow, and eventually form a giant attack water bomb. If too few water elements can be attracted, the launch will fail]

There is no water around here.

If it is an ordinary amount of urine, it will not be attracted by the accumulation of water elements.

However, there are six full bottles of holy water in their bodies, and now it has been doubled by [Surge of Water], reaching a full twelve bottles of water, which has just reached the threshold of water element gathering.

But even so, it still can't be done. Ashley couldn't understand it even more. [Water Element Gathering] is an offensive magic and cannot be a blessing magic like [Water Surge]. Or [Water Fluctuation] is a general detection magic that can be used directly on the enemy.

Facing blessing magic, the human body's magic resistance will be low, while the opposite is true for offensive magic.

Gather water elements to suck out the urine from Ashely's body?
This simply cannot be done. Anyone who can come up with this trick has no understanding of magic at all.

That Anzu is actually a magical idiot?
By the way, [Surge of Water] cannot act on the liquid in the human body, that is, body fluids. It cannot double the blood in the body, or fill the brain with water.

According to druid biology, the total volume of human body fluids accounts for 80% of the weight. Body fluids are divided into external fluids and internal fluids, both of which are protected by magic resistance.

Since organs such as the excretory cavity, reproductive cavity, mouth and nose are in direct contact with the outside world, the liquid in them does not belong to the body's liquids, such as saliva, nasal mucus, urine, etc., are not body fluids, and the magic resistance is very weak.

Ansu also noticed this and chose the surging water.

But why did he use [Water Element Gathering]?
Why did you choose this offensive water magic?

Ashley couldn't understand it, couldn't understand it at all——

But the next moment, her pupils trembled, as if she had realized something in her heart.

Realizing that possibility, her shoulders trembled slightly.

She fell into a misunderstanding,
According to the brain circuit of this border-born person, since the blessing magic is used on the enemy, who should the attack magic be used on?

The answer is, use it on himself.

Liszt, this devilish spectacle, this perverted and terrifying guy, gave up his magic resistance and used [Water Element Gathering] on his own body. He wanted to suck out the urine from his bladder to make a——

Giant attack urine bomb! !

And the target of this urine bomb was none other than Ashley.

Her pupils were trembling violently. Ashley couldn't imagine this ending. Goosebumps appeared all over her body just thinking about it.

This would be the ultimate insult than leaking urine. When the giant urine bomb hit her face in full view of everyone, all dignity and pride would disappear. She could not imagine what a gloomy future it would be.

Ashley realized another terrible fact. It was because of her use of [Water Surge] on Liszt that Liszt had enough urine output to use [Water Element Gathering].

It was his imitative counterattack that led to Liszt's pissing bomb.

Are my actions and reactions also a part of the plan of the 'Brother Ansu' mentioned by Liszt?

What a devilish wisdom this must be!

Why don't you use this brain for serious business?
Ashley bit her lip hard, and cold sweat fell down her forehead.

This time, can I imitate and fight back?
No.

She can't.

She doesn't have the courage, nor the consciousness.

The consciousness of giving up oneself like that.

She can't do it, she can't be like Liszt -

Because using [Water Element Gathering] on yourself is equivalent to peeing directly!
Peeing out is a social death, and being hit by a urine bomb is also a social death. No matter which choice she chooses, Ashley has no chance of making a comeback.

There is only one way now, before Lister's urine bomb forms,

Choose to admit defeat.

Let Liszt - this border barbarian get full marks.

Ashley clenched her palms, her nails digging into her skin.
But her pride wouldn't allow her to surrender to an inferior person!

 On the last day of the month, please give me your monthly votes.

  This chapter incidentally explains the questions raised by some readers of the previous chapter: since it can be used on urine inside the body, why not use it on blood and brain plasma.

  In living things, the excretory cavity, mouth, and nose are in direct contact with the outside world and do not belong inside the body, and urine is not a body fluid. Blood and the like are bodily fluids.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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