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Chapter 63 [Extra] Valentine’s Day Special
One.

Xie Shuyan, a single, insisted on dragging Xu Zhiyan out to play.

The two were walking side by side on the street, and to outsiders they looked like a young couple.

Wait...does this scene sound familiar?
Xu Zhiyan/Xie Shuyan: "Author, come out!"

Little Ida (heating hot water to soak wolfberry): "What's wrong?"

Xu Zhiyan/Xie Shuyan (pointing at each other with disgust): "Last year, it was me and her/him in the Chinese Valentine's Day small theater. Why is it still just the two of us this year?"

Little Ida: "What, you don't accept it?"

Little Ida: "If you don't accept it, hold it in."

Xu Zhiyan/Xie Shuyan: "..."

You are three-dimensional and amazing.

Is this a dimensionality reduction attack? Love it, love it.

Little Ida: "Let's do it again, this time we must go through it in one line!"

click -

"Action!"

Xie Shuyan, a single, insisted on dragging Xu Zhiyan out to play.

The two were walking side by side on the street, and to outsiders they looked like a young couple.

Xie Shuyan: Xu Zhiyan?

Xu Zhiyan (holding a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth): Why are you calling me brother?

Xie Shuyan: Do you know what characteristics a scumbag has?

Xu Zhiyan: Come and listen.

Xie Shuyan: 1: I like to call myself brother.

Xu Zhiyan:...?
Xie Shuyan: 2: I like to hold a piece of dogtail grass in my mouth. Xu Zhiyan silently threw away the grass.

Xie Shuyan: 3: Loves littering
Xu Zhiyan: ...You are targeting me, right?

Xie Shuyan: 4: Easily annoyed and angry.

Xu Zhiyan (unbearable): OK, OK, OK, I'm a scumbag...but have you ever thought that I'm still a single guy? It's really unfair for me to be a scumbag.

Speaking of this, the two of them looked at a certain author at the same time.

Xu Zhiyan: Author, you have been updating this book for so long, and none of us are single... Can you reflect on it?
Little Ida (with a confident look on his face): The motherland has not yet been reunified, how can children love each other?
Can young people be a little more enlightened?

two.

Just established the relationship not long ago:
Lin Yan accidentally bumped into a tree while walking.

Lu Chenyu (looking nervous): How is it? Does it hurt? Were there any injuries? You must watch the road carefully from now on!
After confirming the relationship for a long, long, long time:

Lin Yan accidentally bumped into a tree while walking.

Lu Chenyu (watching the show): Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Lin Yan: "?"

Lin Yan: "You must have been taken over by Lu Xingye!"

three.

Everyone: Author, have you ever been in love?

Little Ida: No, I have been single since birth.

Little Ida: I am usually the one who advises my friends when they are in love.

Everyone: Then why don’t you fall in love?
Little Ida: As we all know, military advisors do not need to go to the battlefield.

Crowd: 6
Please watch: "A Thousand Reasons to Be Single"

(End of this chapter)