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Chapter 37 [Extra] Chinese Valentine's Day Little Theater
one. During the Chinese Valentine's Day, Xie Shuyan, a single, insisted on dragging Xu Zhiyan out to play.

The two were walking side by side on the street, and to outsiders they looked like a young couple.

However, the fact is...

Xie Shuyan: "Look at this."

Xu Zhiyan: "Blue."

Xie Shuyan: "Look at this cloud."

Xu Zhiyan: "Bai."

Xie Shuyan: "Look at this cat."

Xu Zhiyan: "Cute."

Xie Shuyan: "Look at this dog."

Xu Zhiyan: "Like you."

Xie Shuyan: "???Xu Zhiyan, stop! Don't run!"

two. Even though today is Chinese Valentine's Day, it can't stop Xu Zhiyan from playing games.

Unexpectedly, his little apprentice suddenly sent a private message.

Lin Changan: "Master is here?"

Lu Xiaoyao: "Brother disciple, I know today is Chinese Valentine's Day, but it's not that I won't accompany you."

Lin Changan: "No..."

Lu Xiaoyao: "There are really too many people making appointments with me. I have to attend several shows today. There are too many people to accompany me."

Lin Changan: "I mean..."

Lu Xiaoyao: "Oh, I can't help it. The life of a scumbag is so simple and boring."

Lin Changan: "?"

Lin Changan: "Are you sick? I want you to quickly join the team and complete today's master-disciple mission!"

Lu Xiaoyao: "What? What did you say? Brother disciple, why am I deaf? Brother disciple!"

Afterwards, Lu Chenyu punished He Feng and had to monitor the club's hygiene for a whole month.

Lu Chenyu (expressionless): Today is also the day I want to end my relationship with my Dogecoin master.

three.. Tips from Little Ita:

It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day and I’m going to reveal the secrets I’ve learned over the years about how to seduce girls.

1. A girl can never resist someone who chats with her late at night

2. Girls all like to be serious with a bit of irregularity, but this irregularity does not affect the seriousness.

3. Your avatar must look good. 4. Do what you like but don’t try to please them.

5. Only treat the girls you like and keep your distance from other girls.

6. Be funny but not frivolous.

7. Dress cleanly and not slovenly.

8. If you have a partner, you can ignore the above 7 items.

9. If you don’t have it, please contact me,

2r/day to exchange love; 2r/day to say good morning and good night; 5r/day to chat; 3r/hour to play games (including but not limited to Genshin Impact, King of Kings, LoL, Jiansan, Yimeng, Dota, Steam, etc. )

In addition, there are a series of services such as ordering milk tea, posting news, and helping with acting.

The price is fair and the child's wife is free of charge. Welcome to harass the author [doge]

In addition, the author said:

It’s really not that I want to postpone the update. During the Chinese Valentine’s Day, I was invited by a friend to release Kongming lanterns by the river. I really didn’t have time, so I made a small theater.

We agreed to wear Hanfu.

As a result, when we arrived, we discovered that we were not from the same dynasty at all.

I'm wearing a Song Dynasty dress.

The other is a Tang style skirt.

An explicit one.

A Wei and Jin style song.

A horse-faced skirt.

There is also a Chinese element that comes from time to time.

The connection between the two is not in the same time and space at all (laughs).

Later, merchants made the Chinese Valentine's Day look like China's Valentine's Day, but in fact, the Chinese Valentine's Day is entirely a festival for girls, a day for unmarried girls to beg for luck. It has nothing to do with boys, and it has nothing to do with couples.

The real Valentine's Day in China should be the Lantern Festival. Normally, due to etiquette, girls who have not left the court are not allowed to show up and meet their foreign men at will. But on the day of the Lantern Festival, ladies can go out and play openly.

So the Lantern Festival brings beautiful women.

I personally think this kind of science popularization is still necessary.

Finally, I wish all the girls in the world a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

As for the boys...

Remember to drink plenty of hot water.

(End of this chapter)