I, Zhu Houzhao, join the US imperialist chat group

Chapter 45 The joke is too big! Lincoln: The Star-Spangled Banner has fallen, and we have perished a

Chapter 45 The joke is too big! Lincoln: The Star-Spangled Banner has fallen, and we have perished as a nation?
Zhu Houzhao searched for the emperors of the previous Ming dynasties for a long time before deciding to use Yu Wenyun's trumpet.

First of all, Emperor Xuan of Zhou Dynasty Yuwen Yun was a fool!
He was the second youngest emperor in history. He ascended the throne as emperor at the age of 19, and abdicated in a hurry at the age of 20 to become emperor. When he became emperor, he conferred the title of five queens at the same time.

The first and youngest emperor was Tuoba Hong, Emperor Xianwen of the Northern Wei Dynasty. He became the emperor at the age of 18. He was only one year older than Tuoba Hong.

Secondly, Yu Wenyun is not very famous. The most famous thing is that he is the son-in-law of Yang Jian, the founding emperor of the Sui Dynasty. The reason why Yang Jian succeeded in usurping the Northern Zhou Dynasty and establishing the Sui Dynasty was all due to him.

To paraphrase Louis XVI, he is the Taizu of the Sui Dynasty!
In addition, many people do not know that the dynasty before the Sui Dynasty was the Northern Zhou Dynasty, let alone such an outrageous emperor.

Even if the identity is accidentally exposed and the group members in the group are aware of it, a certain amount of historical knowledge is still required.

Finally...this guy is so arrogant that he considers himself "Heaven", calls his subordinates "Heaven", and calls himself Emperor Tianyuan! The imperial edicts issued are called "Tianzhi", "Tianzhao" and "Tianchi"!
If a minister wants to see him, he must fast for three days and purify himself for one day.

It can be said that he is a cowardly emperor who is full of character.

It was perfect for Zhu Houzhao to resurrect him as an arrogant trumpet who spoke freely.

Sure enough, when Zhu Houzhao spoke in Yu Wenyun's tone, the group became quiet.

[American Xuanzong Jackson: This Emperor Yuwen Yun, the President? Didn't you see what we said? We are the Presidents of the United States...it is God's miracle that brings us together, don't you know us? 】

Jackson expressed doubts.

[Mercy Lincoln: Yes, didn’t we explain it clearly enough? No, you don’t even know about our country, America. Are you not our president or emperor? 】

[Louis XVI of the United States: Haha, it seems to be another beautiful misunderstanding. This person is not the emperor of the United States, but he also comes to the United States? Group leader, what's going on? Could it be that His Excellency Yu Wenyun also made any special contributions to the United States? 】

The two genuine newcomers watched quietly.

Zhu Houzhao is very satisfied with the effect he created.

[Supreme Group Leader: I just grabbed him from heaven and he appeared. Maybe there was something wrong. It's also possible... maybe your United States was destroyed, and he was the emperor of the subsequent dynasty? Even if dynasties change, your United States cannot last long, right? 】

Zhu Houzhao is now learning and selling. The Bible stories he got from the Portuguese priest are useful in heaven. And for fun, he even deliberately scared everyone in the group.

[Meliezu Louis XVI: Great! Haha... I agree with the group leader's statement! There is no immortal dynasty in the world. Maybe this is the emperor who is the descendant of the gravedigger of your American dynasty. It is normal that he does not know America. 】

Louis XVI immediately accepted this statement, feeling inexplicably happy and gloating.

[American Taizu Washington: No... it's impossible. Our United States will also... be destroyed? To be replaced by other new dynasties? 】

Washington was stunned.

[Meixuanzong Jackson: Although it is a bit hard to accept, looking at world history, it seems that this is a possibility. Rome also fell over and over again. 】

Jackson accepted it objectively and even found a reason to convince himself.

Even though he knew that the United States would later grow to a population of 30 million, the Civil War would come.

The United States is not a special dynasty, and its death is normal.

[American Xuanzong Jackson: Besides, the group leader didn’t mean that... our group is originally a group of past presidents. The country will end one day, and the president may also have his last president. 】

[Mercy Lincoln: The Star-Spangled Banner Has Still Fallen? We, America...are dead? 】

Lincoln was dumbfounded for a moment. He felt that it was meaningless to know the outcome of the Civil War, and the country's ideals and beliefs had collapsed.

[American Taizong Jefferson: I’ll just say it! This presidential system will not last long! We should use a constitutional monarchy! Come on, Washington, tell me this is a joke! This joke is not funny at all. 】

Taizong Jefferson once again blamed Washington for choosing a presidential system. [American Yingzong Cleveland: Impossible! What a joke! We in the United States are so powerful now, how could we perish? Isn’t it just a relatively severe economic crisis? It’s not like we haven’t experienced this before! Although this economic crisis is more severe than before! But how could we perish? In the current world, no country can allow us to perish! It cannot exist! The British are even afraid of us! Even if they attack with all their strength and with all the strength of the country, we will not be destroyed! 】

Coming from Cleveland, which is a little further back, it's even more incredible.

Because the United States where he is now is already powerful enough. Its total steel production has long surpassed that of the United Kingdom, and it has almost become the world's factory. The entire country of the United States is so deep that he suddenly believes that the United States will die. He can't imagine them. What kind of powerful enemies can you encounter?

In addition, I would like to add here that Li Hongzhang’s visit to the United States was received by Cleveland.

Cleveland was located exactly one hundred years apart from today's Washington.

Zhu Houzhao's joke was too big.

It's so big that although these people don't believe it emotionally, everyone knows intellectually that no dynasty in the world will not perish.

"My joke seems to be too big?"

Looking at the reactions of several people in the group, Zhu Houzhao couldn't help but touch his nose. He just said it casually, what about the reaction?

Is there any dynasty that will not be destroyed?
However, he didn't let the trumpet come out to explain, he wanted to have fun first.

However, the situation quickly changed, and the scene Zhu Houzhao wanted to see did not appear.

[Messiah Jackson: Oh, Cleveland, what did you say? Even if Britain takes action with all its strength and the whole country takes action, we will not perish? We, America, have become so powerful? What time are you at? 】

Instead, at this moment, Jackson noticed the information that Cleveland had exposed in a moment of excitement. He put aside the issue of national subjugation and looked at how powerful they had become in their glory days.

[American Yingzong Cleveland: Sorry! President Jackson, I'm so out of my element. I forgot to tell you... I am the 1896nd and th president, and the time is exactly one hundred years apart from Mr. Washington, which is ! This, although we in the United States are weak now... we are still a hundred times stronger than when we were founded. 】

The idol asked questions, causing Cleveland to wake up immediately, collect his thoughts, and immediately make a brief report.

[American Taizu Washington: The president who is exactly a hundred years away from me? Cleveland, your term...twenty-two, twenty-four? Can the next president still be elected as a non-committee? 】

Washington also woke up and took note of Cleveland's different tenures.

Ok?
Dancing to the Presidency?

Zhu Houzhao also noticed this about Cleveland and immediately looked at his temple number...

No, is this how Yingzong came?

Yingzong Zhu Qizhen became emperor twice! There is Emperor Jingtai in the middle!

Is this Cleveland so out of touch?

Zhu Houzhao suddenly understood how Yingzong from Cleveland came to be.

This is plagiarism from his resentful great-grandfather Zhu Qizhen!
No, it’s not called plagiarism, but his great-grandfather gave the temple name Yingzong a new meaning!
[American Taizong Jefferson: Only one hundred years apart...we, the United States, have surpassed the United Kingdom? 】

Jefferson also grasped an important point. This development made him feel a bit fanciful, and he barely managed to deal with the shock caused by the subjugation of the country.

[Mercy Lincoln: Gentlemen! Presidents, I don’t think this is important anymore. Now we need to ask, this Mr. Yu Wenyun... what country are you from? Is our United States really subjugated? 】

Lincoln no longer cared about this. After all, when he was here, the United States was already showing signs of catching up with Britain.

He only cares about Yu Wenyun's origins.

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