Chapter 4 Damn, I almost missed the opportunity to lick the boss!
A beep is heard.

The group suddenly fell into silence.

[Yan Chixia: @李长安, fellow Taoist, you are polite, it’s just a small matter. 】

[Little Chef Huang Rong: The newcomer is amazing. He knows how to upload the technique so quickly. I studied it for two days before I figured out the trick! 】

[Zhuge Kongping: @李长安, haha, we are from the same world. We must get together when we have time. By the way, I saw you uploaded the exercises. I’ll go take a look. Maybe I have enough points to buy one. 】

[Gentleman Jian Yue Buqun: What’s the use of just having a domineering name? It's probably just a gimmick, don't waste your few points. 】

[Yan Chixia: @君子剑宇不群, you are too extreme. After all, this is the first time for a newbie to upload a technique, so don’t say too unpleasant things. Moreover, the zombie world and our monster world actually have many similarities. I will also check out the techniques uploaded by newcomers! 】

[Little Chef Huang Rong: @李长安, don’t pay attention to what Master Yue says, that’s what he is like. I’m going to see what the new technique is like. If it’s cheap, I’ll buy one and learn from it. 】

[Li Chang'an: @小客女黄grong, it's okay. Master Yue is right. Our zombie world does mostly rely on external objects, and our own strength is not enough. 】

[Xiongba: @君子剑宇不群, has this guy been saving points and not buying the techniques of other members of the group? Putting aside the distance, people in the zombie world may not be your match face to face, but if they are plotting against you behind your back, you will be unlucky for the rest of your ten lives!

With a Feng Shui bureau, you don’t even know if your ancestral tomb is damaged. The descendants of future generations will be small. The most terrifying thing is that you will lose your descendants and your family will be destroyed!

Not to mention, I will also study the exercises uploaded by newcomers, maybe it can improve my three-point return to vitality! 】

Smiling proudly in the world.

Yue Buqun's face turned green and red.

The theory of Feng Shui is not popular in the world of martial arts.

But Xiong Ba is right. Feng Shui masters may not be able to confront you head-on, but if there is a conspiracy behind it, you can get it right!

Because he always wanted to redeem three points to return his vitality, he kept accumulating points and did not buy the Taoist methods uploaded by Zhuge Kongping at all.

Coupled with the fact that Zhuge Kongping has always been low-key and humble, he really feels that the zombie world is a low-level world and not as good as his martial arts world.

In fact, not only Yue Buqun was led astray, but so were others.

"These guys, each of them has eight hundred thoughts, just bully me, an honest person!"

Yue Buqun hates that.

Xiong Ba, these bastards, do Shui Qun always tell half truths and half lies?

"Go and see the Great Huang Ting Chang Sheng Kung!"

Just when Yue Buqun was about to go to the mall, a message suddenly lit up in the group that had been quiet.

[Witch Wanwan: Is this the low-level world you call? The "Da Huang Ting Immortality Kung Fu" uploaded by @李长安大哥 is worth 5000 points. This is the immortality cultivation technique that leads directly to immortality! It's all you who caused me to almost miss the opportunity to kneel down and lick the boss, please pay me! 】

what?
Is the Da Huang Ting Chang Sheng Kung uploaded by newcomer Li Changan so valuable?

5000 points!

What is this concept?
The most expensive Mysterious Heart Secret Technique in the group currently costs only 500 points!

A full ten times difference!

Yue Buqun's jaw almost dropped in shock, and he only felt a numbness in his scalp.

Is this what you keep saying, that the zombie world is a low-level world?
I believe you!
Live forever!
Is this the avenue that many martial arts practitioners dream of?
Now Yue Buqun really wanted to slap himself in the face.

Let you show off!
Let you show off in front of the boss!
At this time, other members who had been diving started to bubble up one after another!
[Wudang Zhang Sanfeng: @李长安, I’ve met the boss! I almost missed the opportunity to kneel down and lick the boss! 】

[Flying Knife Li Xunhuan: @李长安, I’ve met the boss! I almost missed the opportunity to kneel down and lick the boss! 】

[Cheng Shifei: @李长安, I’ve met the big boss! I almost missed the opportunity to kneel down and lick the boss! 】

[Beggars Gang Qiao Feng: @李长安, I’ve met the big boss! I almost missed the opportunity to kneel down and lick the boss! 】

[Grand Palace Master invites the moon: @李长安, I’ve met the big boss! I almost missed the opportunity to kneel down and lick the boss! 】

Yue Buqun went numb instantly!
These guys usually don't bubble up, but now they are all blown up by the newcomer's technique.

[Xiongba: @李长安, boss, what I just said was not intentional, don’t mind it! 】【Zhuge Kongping: @李长安, boss, are you really from the same world as me? 】

[Little Chef Huang Rong: @李长安, I was wrong, boss. Even if I open a restaurant, I can’t afford five thousand points! 】

[Yan Chixia: Hahaha, Master Yue went diving. Did he pee in fear? 】

[Junzi Jianyue Buqun: @李长安, boss, I was wrong, I was low-level, I was stupid, please forgive me! kowtow! 】

[Li Changan: @ Zhuge Kongping, I am in the zombie world. 】

Renjia Town, Yizhuang.

Watching the divers in the group bubble up one after another, Li Changan smiled with satisfaction.

I told you guys to look down on the Zombie World, your jaws will drop!
[Grand Palace Master invites the moon: @ Zhuge Kongping, you are not kind, you dress low-key in ordinary times, and make us all think that the zombie world is a low-level world]

[Junzi Jianyue Buqun: @ Zhuge Kongping, yes, you bastard misled me! You said that the exercise you uploaded only has more than a dozen points, but Mr. Li Changan's is worth 5000 points. Are you sure you are from the same world? 】

[Zhuge Kongping: No...I don't know either. Maybe the boss is from some hidden sect? Do you usually cultivate immortality secretly? 】

[Yan Chixia: It seems that we have to look at the zombie world again. They have the secret technique of Feng Shui and the dragon veins of fixed mountains and rivers. It is so magical that you only need to find a dragon lair for your ancestors, and you can sit and become the emperor!

Their spells can kill people from afar!
Their divination skills can tell when you wet your pants!

Such a magical world, yet we have always regarded it as a low-level world! 】

As soon as Yan Chixia's words came out, the entire chat group was quiet for a while!
Li Changan nodded secretly.

In the words of his previous life, the laws of the zombie world should be more perfect.

Although the level of personal power in the zombie world is not as good as that in the martial arts world, its world view is actually more complete.

[Xiongba: @ Zhuge Kongping, is what Yan Chixia said true? Can you even figure out when you peed your pants? 】

In the stormy world, the eyes of the tyrant shine brightly.

Now, he is looking for Ni Bodhisattvas all over the world to help him approve his orders.

But the Clay Bodhisattva was like a mouse, always avoiding him.

His people could not be found.

If I can get a few words of criticism from Mr. Li Changan, it will be able to corroborate what the Clay Bodhisattva said.

[Witch Wanwan: @李长安, boss, do you know Feng Shui and physiognomy? 】

As soon as Wanwan's words came out, the whole group fell silent.

Especially Xiong Ba, both eyes were glowing green.

For a moment, everyone held their breath, waiting for Li Changan to speak!
[Li Changan: @魔女绾绾, you know a thing or two! 】

Li Changan thought for a while and replied to Wanwan like this.

Uncle Jiu had just given him the book on Feng Shui and Physiognomy, but he hadn't had time to understand it yet.

However, with his enlightenment, he is not worried.

What's more, most of these people are characters from novels, movies, and TV shows that he knew well in his previous life. They can be regarded as foretellers based on insinuations.

[Witch Wanwan: The boss is so humble! 】

Xiongba was shocked when he saw it.

This is the big boss who uploaded Dahuang Tingzhang's vitality skills. His realm is higher than him by countless levels.

Would such a character be worse at physiognomy than the Clay Bodhisattva?
He was fed up with Ni Bodhisattva's fortune-telling method of giving you a few nonsense sentences and letting you guess on your own.

[Xiongba: @李长安, boss, if I ask you to tell your fortune, what price will I have to pay? 】

(End of this chapter)

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