They’re all reborn, what’s wrong with being a little more almighty?

Chapter 35 Dear relatives and friends, we need to pay more!

The autistic person is still good at eating and drinking, but this time he does not recite the theory of relativity, but instead orally calculates the Dirac equation.

Zhang Wei listened for a long time, but he couldn't understand it anyway, so he simply lay on the bed and chatted with the devil.

"Devil, I think the transaction method you offer every time is too rigid!"

"I can break down the hard-pen calligraphy skills and sell them to you in two days. How can I be considered rigid? I only make you constipated for a few days. Under normal circumstances, if you want to trade hard-pen calligraphy skills from me, you will have to live for a year. Yes!" The devil's voice was quite unhappy, as if he had suffered a big loss.

"I just think your daily trading is too rigid. Have you ever considered that we can trade based on times?" Zhang Wei asked.

"You have bad intentions again and want to take advantage of me!" The devil snorted coldly, and then asked: "Tell me, what do you want to trade from me?"

"I want to trade my lock-picking skills!" Zhang Wei then emphasized: "And I hope it will be traded based on the number of uses!"

"There is no such way of trading!" The devil refused without hesitation.

"You can raise the price a little! Maybe you can make more money."

"That makes sense! No, are you trying to seduce me? It's always been us who seduce humans." The devil felt his pride was hurt.

"Where did you think? We are trading! I put forward the demand, and you put forward the quotation! Whether you can meet the demand is your business; whether you can accept the quotation is my business. Isn't this all transactions? I Now that the demand has been raised, let's see if you can satisfy it!" Zhang Wei started to trick the devil again.

"I said, everything you want can be traded from me." The devil's IQ is a bit insufficient.

"Then what price do I have to pay for using my lock-picking skills?" Zhang Wei asked immediately.

"I still give you three choices. The first is a three-hour lifespan. I understand. You definitely don't want to choose, right? I'll just talk about the last two." The devil still made an offer.

"You see, we already have a tacit understanding between us." Zhang Wei said with a smile.

"The second one, you can't eat meat for three days; the third one, you can't change your underwear for seven days." The devil continued.

"You can't change your underwear. Isn't that disgusting? What kind of weird condition is this?" Zhang Wei couldn't help complaining.

"What's this? Hundreds of years ago, a guy traded two things at the same time. The price of the first transaction was that he could spray at any time within five days, and the price of the second transaction was that he couldn't change his underwear for ten days. Both prices took effect at the same time. "

"This is a truly ruthless man! I feel ashamed of myself. How did he survive?" Zhang Wei asked curiously.

"I remember that guy's name was Jin Fu. Whenever he felt like he was about to spurt out, he would jump into the water with a shovel," the devil replied.

"Jin Fu? That famous water-control official in the Qing Dynasty? Jump into the water! This is a clever move. People who don't know better think he is taking the lead. In fact, he is going to be a Splatoon!

After using this trick, even if there is some residue left on the underwear, it will be regarded as sediment in the river. There is a saying that if you wipe your crotch with yellow mud, it will either fly or fly. He is operating in reverse! What a show! "

The devil urged: "I have satisfied your curiosity, now it's time for you to choose. Of the three trading methods, which one do you choose?"

"You can't eat meat for three days!" Zhang Wei replied without hesitation.

"Deal! Every time you use the lock-picking skill, you won't be able to eat meat for the next three days." The devil said and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute, I have another question. What will happen if I eat meat during those three days? Will there be any punishment?" Zhang Wei asked again.

"You can give it a try. Don't worry, there will be no punishment, but you will have an unforgettable experience!" The devil smiled sinisterly and ended the conversation with Zhang Wei.

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The night is deep.

The moonlight shines on the buildings of Qingdao University, casting a mysterious veil over this top academic palace. The street lights on the campus are a little yellow, bringing a touch of softness to this winter night.

The buildings on campus are all quiet, with only a few windows still shining with light, like the eyes of a night watchman, staring at the surroundings.

During the Chinese New Year, there are still people burning the midnight oil!
On weekdays, you can definitely see pedestrians passing by in a hurry on the Qingdao University campus at this time, and the entire Qingdao University campus is like a city that never sleeps. But now it is the winter vacation, most people have gone home, and only a few people will stay in school.

The temperature of minus ten degrees made people unwilling to stay outside for more than a minute. Occasionally, a gust of wind blew by. Although it was not strong, it hit the face like a knife and was full of chills.

Zhang Wei and the autistic man were walking in the corridor of the Department of Electronic Engineering. Although there was heating in the room, the empty building still seemed particularly deserted. When he came to the door of the laboratory, Zhang Wei looked at the card reader next to the door frame, then looked at the keyhole on the door handle, decisively took out a pin that he had prepared long ago, and then he could not eat meat for three days. The price is exchanged for a lock-picking skill.

In addition to using the access card, the door of the laboratory can also be opened directly with a key. It feels like the access card is like a decoration.

Zhang Wei noticed this when he visited the laboratory last time, so he exchanged his unlocking skills with the devil.

After all, this was 2004, and technology was not as advanced as it is now. The card access control system, which has been eliminated in many communities today, was advanced at the time.

As for methods such as fingerprints and face swiping, they are now used by ordinary companies to check in employees. At that time, they were just black technologies that appeared in movies.

For example, fingerprint unlocking, many people think it is an old thing, but in fact it was a high-end technology of the FBI in the 1996 movie "The Island".

Another example is iris unlocking technology, which only appeared in "Mission: Impossible" in 1996. "Mission: Impossible" is seen by everyone as a science fiction movie.

As for face unlocking, many science fiction film directors may not have thought of this idea.

Fortunately, the technology at that time was not advanced, and the door to the laboratory was a combination of Western and Western methods of swiping a card and adding a key, which gave Zhang Wei the possibility to unlock the door and enter.

After successfully opening the laboratory door, Zhang Weiwei walked in without hesitation. There was no one inside anyway.

However, the autistic man stood at the door and did not follow him.

"Chen Ming, what are you standing there for? Come in!" Zhang Wei waved to Chen Ming.

"You don't have a key, are you going to steal something?" A rare expression of surprise appeared on the autistic person's face.

"What are you thinking about! None of these equipment weighs dozens of kilograms. Can I carry it? Should I steal a magnifying glass or a coil? We are here to do experiments." Zhang Wei said.

"You didn't apply for the experimental project, so you can only do the experiment secretly!" The autistic person immediately understood.

Zhang Wei had no choice but to confess: "You guessed it right, it was precisely because I wanted to conduct experiments secretly that I asked you to help me operate the transmission electron microscope!"

"You are violating school rules by doing this. If you are found out, you will be expelled." The autistic man murmured.

"I know, but I have no other choice. Unlike you, I can play in the wind tunnel during my freshman year." Zhang Wei sighed helplessly, and then said: "Besides you, I really can't find anyone. Others can help me.”

"You will be expelled!" the autistic man repeated what he just said.

"This matter is very risky. If someone discovers it, you will be implicated. If you don't want to help me, that's okay, but I hope you will keep it a secret for me!"

Zhang Wei is already ready to ask the devil to redeem the method of operating the transmission electron microscope.

However, the autistic person said: "I mean, I will be expelled, so if I can't do Yanjing beer, I have to drink Budweiser."

What do you mean, you are trying to trick me into adding money to lay people? This person is my beloved relative, friend, and brother, so I have to pay more!
It was also at this moment that Zhang Wei saw a glimmer of sincerity in the eyes of the autistic person.

He is really willing to help himself!

"Okay, I'll give you a Budweiser tomorrow!" Zhang Wei showed an moved smile.

"Be classic and pure."

"No problem, Budweiser's classic Pure Raw!"

The corners of the autistic man's mouth turned up slightly, and then he walked into the laboratory. In Zhang Wei's impression, this was the first time he saw the smile of an autistic man.

The next second, Zhang Wei suddenly realized another problem.

"Wait a minute, how do you know about Budweiser? Do you also know that Classic Pure Raw is delicious? Did you secretly buy beer and drink it behind our backs!"

　Tomorrow is Monday again, and I have to ask everyone to pursue my studies again. There is no way, I won’t be able to advance to the next round if I don’t study enough. So please help me. Even if you are a book reader, if you see a new chapter, please click on it and slide to the last page to help you pass the level and improve the data. Thank you very much!

　　
　
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