I'm a crispy college student? It’s really hard to kill the whole network!

Chapter 79: Leave professional matters to professionals.
Hearing what Tang Xin said, Ding Hu felt his scalp numb.

"What do you mean, even if you have a problem, it can't be caused by fungi?"

"Did you eat fungi too?"

Tang Xin nodded.

"Eat it. Didn't I tell you that I am not allowed to taste the local specialties in advance?"

"Okay, Brother Hu, don't say any more. The fungus soup I cooked is almost ready. You have to drink it while it's hot."

After saying this, Ding Hu watched helplessly as Tang Xin walked to the back door of the cafeteria, picked up the bone soup in the dog bowl, and drank it all in one gulp.

With that intoxicated expression, people who didn't know better thought he had just drank something delicious.

Ding Hu:......

dog:……

Under the effect of [Iron Chain Chain], as much as Wu Bin was poisoned, Ding Hu's men were poisoned to the same extent.

For a time, the hot pot area became a chaotic existence.

Some held aluminum rice pails while eating and chatting.

Some treat themselves like milkshakes, covering their heads for fear of spilling them.

There are also hands that keep pulling back and forth, as if they are pulling out a roll of paper.

In just a few minutes, the place had become extremely chaotic.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were all silent after seeing this scene.

"Come to Yunnan, tell me, are mushrooms really that poisonous? Why do they feel like they are high?"

"Brother upstairs, let me correct you. Mushrooms are mushrooms and fungi are fungi. Don't confuse them."

"Sheep is eaten in the north, crabs are eaten in the south, Guangdong and Guangxi are eaten all over nature, everything is cooked in Sichuan and Chongqing hot pot, the world is dipped in soybean paste from the Northeast, and mushrooms from Yunnan are in the fairyland!"

"I'm really impressed by you people from other provinces. How many times have I told you that the fungus is not poisonous! It's not poisonous! If you are poisoned after eating it, it only means that you haven't cooked it properly!"

As everyone's behavior in the cafeteria became increasingly weird, the number of online viewers in the live broadcast room soon exceeded one million.

After eating, Xu Wenyao was going to go back to the office and take a nap.

Who would have thought that just halfway through, I heard Yang Kang say the good news that someone was poisoned in the cafeteria.

Xu Wenyao was overjoyed.

This Wu Bin is so reliable!

We just agreed to cooperate with him and completed the task so quickly?
Xu Wenyao immediately ran to the cafeteria.

When Xu Wenyao arrived, the medical team had already arrived.

It's just different from the previous emergency treatment for poisoning. Looking at the crowd of demons dancing around, a group of doctors in Hu Ping frowned and stood at the door, helpless.

"Doctor Hu, didn't you say someone was poisoned? Why don't you go in and save the person?"

Hu Ping shook his head.

"If it is poisoned by other poisons, we still know how to deal with it. We have no experience in handling poisoning by fungi like this, so we dare not rush there."

Xu Wenyao didn't understand.

"What do you mean? Shouldn't they be taken to the hospital for detoxification first? We can't let them just run around in the cafeteria like this."

Hu Ping glanced at Xu Wenyao and said: "Most people who are poisoned by eating fungi only affect their logical thinking ability, causing the poisoned person to have hallucinations and auditory hallucinations, and rarely affect the poisoned person's ability to move."

"At this time, it will become quite dangerous for our people to get close."

"Let me just say this. Last month, there was also a patient who was poisoned by eating fungi. He threw his own feces at the medical staff."

"The reason is that he regards medical staff as monsters, and the shit he throws is grenades, and he himself is a hero who protects the earth."

Xu Wenyao:......

Is it so outrageous!

If that were the case, it would be understandable why Hu Ping and the others did not dare to lean over.

After all, if the mop is stained with shit, Lu Bu is still alive.

The use of such a highly destructive biological weapon is indeed a bit excessive.

"Then what should we do now? Are we just going to watch them go crazy?"

Hu Ping said calmly: "Don't worry, leave professional matters to professionals. They should be here soon." Xu Wenyao was confused.

they?

Who?
Just when Xu Wenyao was confused, three cars with "Yunnan Wild Fungus Poisoning Treatment Department" printed on them stopped at the entrance of the cafeteria.

These doctors are uniformed and equipped with masks and gloves.

The most important thing is that when they got off the bus, they walked like a tiger and were quite confident.

Xu Wenyao was stunned.

So professional?

Is there a department in Yunnan that specializes in treating wild fungus poisoning?

"Lao Qiu, you're finally here."

Seeing these doctors getting out of the car, Hu Ping took the initiative to greet them and shook hands with the middle-aged man Qiu Wanshan who was walking in the front.

Qiu Wanshan spoke in an authentic Yunpu voice and asked, "Who have been poisoned?"

Hu Ping pointed to a group of people who were still going crazy in the distance.

"They were the ones who accidentally ate wild mushrooms. We don't know what they were."

Qiu Wanshan waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, leave this kind of matter to us, we are professionals."

Qiu Wanshan made a gesture and led several doctors towards the poisoned people aggressively.

Xu Wenyao and He Bingbing also followed, wanting to see how powerful these doctors from Yunnan were.

Qiu Wanshan met the first poisoned patient.

When the man saw Qiu Wanshan approaching, he was about to take action when two male nurses stepped forward and pinned the man down.

The man was still unconvinced and started shouting.

"Get started! I just learned grappling! If you are brave enough to challenge me in a duel!"

Hu Ping asked in a low voice: "Lao Qiu, what kind of poison did he get?"

Qiu Wanshan looked calm.

"Don't worry, just wait."

Sure enough, after waiting for less than ten seconds, the man who was so excited just now became sluggish and lost his energy all of a sudden.

Qiu Wanshan sneered and said: "This is after eating Amanita muscaria. This poison will not cause death, but it will cause hallucinations and make people feel excited and depressed."

"Isn't there a magic mushroom in "Alice in Wonderland" that will make you grow bigger and smaller if you eat it? It is based on this fungus. If you eat this fungus, you will feel like you are getting bigger or smaller."

"Take it to the back."

Qiu Wanshan waved his hand, and the man was immediately taken away.

After hearing this, Hu Ping and other doctors from the professional medical team couldn't help but marvel.

Damn it!
Not only can you immediately tell what kind of fungi you have eaten based on hallucinations, but you can also quote scriptures?

specialized!

So damn professional!

Qiu Wanshan came to the second person.

This person's hands seemed to be broken, hanging down at his sides, and then he lay on the ground with his face on the ground. His upper body did not move, and he relied solely on his legs to push forward and squirm.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned.

Cricket... cricket pupa?
Qiu Wanshan just glanced at him and made an immediate judgment.

"This one ate psilocybin mushrooms."

"People who eat this mushroom will feel that everything around them is ridiculous. At the same time, they will feel that they are made of water and will fall apart at any time, and will use actions to prove it."

"Wriggling on the ground like this."

"This kind of mushroom is potentially fatal. Give him priority for examination and treatment and take him away."

Two doctors stepped forward and dragged the cocoon away.

Many netizens were shocked.

Are all doctors in Yunnan so awesome?
How outrageous!
(End of this chapter)