I'm a crispy college student? It’s really hard to kill the whole network!

Chapter 68: The disease was cured just by standing
As soon as the door of the ambulance opened, an old professor rushed forward and took the initiative to carry the stretcher.

This frightened the nurses on the bus.

"Old professor, please slow down and be careful of your waist!"

As soon as the nurse finished speaking, the bottle in her hand was snatched away.

"Bring it to you!"

Li Guotai is getting stronger with age and firmly occupies the C position.

He immediately appeared in front of the photographer's lens and asked with a smile on his face: "Classmate Wu Bin, how do you feel now?"

Wu Bin opened his mouth, and water gurgled out.

You old man, look at my situation, what do you think?
Fortunately, Li Guotai just asked casually, mainly to show his face.

Li Guotai looked at Hu Ping.

"Tell me, what happened to Wu Bin this time?"

Hu Ping told Li Guotai everything from beginning to end.

After hearing that Wu Bin struggled underwater for at least ten minutes, the eyes of a group of old professors from the Department of Respiratory Medicine lit up!
"Drowning? That's the job of our respiratory medicine department!"

"Gungungun, what kind of cart are you pushing, you cardiologist? Get up and drive!"

"Where's the nurse? Get on the monitor quickly! These are precious medical data!"

"Xiao He, don't be stunned, change your clothes quickly and get ready to enter the operating room! It's time for you to catch up!"

The new respiratory physician He Bi was confused.

He had just entered the No. 1 Hospital in Magic City and was still familiar with the working environment.

But before that, he had stayed in foreign hospitals and had rich clinical experience.

Let's just say, the kid on the stretcher is obviously dying. It doesn't matter if you are not nervous, how can you be as happy as the Chinese New Year?
In the disinfection room, He Bi washed his hands with soap after changing his clothes.

A group of old professors were also absorbing it next to him, just laughing while washing, all of them looked like perverts.

"Mr. Zeng, where did this patient come from? Why do you feel so happy that you all are so happy?"

Professor Zeng’s eyes were shining brightly.

"Can you be unhappy? After waiting for so long, it's finally our department's turn!"

"Are you all washed? Let's go!"

Along the way, the old professor dressed up and came to the emergency room.

At this time, Wu Bin was lying on the bed, still spitting out water.

Professor Zeng looked at the head nurse Liu Jing.

"Liu Jing, how is classmate Wu Bin's situation?"

Liu Jing shook her head.

"The situation is not optimistic. There are symptoms of water intoxication and pulmonary edema."

A group of old professors suddenly fell silent.

"Gone?"

Liu Jing nodded.

"Yeah, just these two."

"Didn't it cause any other complications?"

"No."

A group of old professors were disappointed and full of anger at the same time!
Mud, why are they so unlucky when it's their turn!
Pulmonary edema and water intoxication do not require surgery!
So what they just washed their hands for so long was in vain?

"Ah, Old Zeng, why do I feel like crying?"

"Yeah, after waiting for so long, this is the result?"

"I told you a long time ago that we should check first! We push it in after the test results are out. You guys are impatient! It's better now. The whole hospital has to watch our joke!"

Professor Zeng looked at Wu Bin's bulging belly and felt a little reluctant.

It's like a knife to the stomach!
I saw a group of old professors beating their chests and stamping their feet, and I broke out in a cold sweat.

Why do domestic hospitals give him such a very unfair feeling?

He Bi forced a smile and asked awkwardly: "The patient did not suffer any other complications after drowning. Isn't this a good thing?"

Professor Zeng sighed and did not explain much.

At this time, he was no longer interested.

"Forget it, let's follow the normal procedure."

"Diuretics, adrenal glucocorticoids, all the medicines that should be used should be used first, but the dosage is reduced. Try it at one-tenth of the regular dosage."

He Bi was stunned for a moment while listening. One-tenth the regular dose?

No, this kid's water poisoning and pulmonary edema are obviously worse than the average person!
Why are you still reducing the dose?

"Director, would it be too little to use only one-tenth of the dose?"

Professor Zeng glanced at him.

"You will soon know that this dose is not only a lot, but may even be seriously exceeded."

As the medicine was introduced, Wu Bin's physical indicators began to change.

He Bi stared at the various data on the instrument, and Flax was stunned for a moment.

"This... this instrument must be broken! How could such data appear?"

Obviously only one-tenth of the dose was used, but the effect was a thousand times more effective!

Damn it, did you encounter a ghost in the hospital in broad daylight?

"Fuck, I really want to pee!"

Wu Bin, who was still in a coma, sat up in shock while dying of illness.

This wave of diuretics woke him up directly.

He hurriedly sat up and looked for the toilet. He Bi's face turned pale with fright.

No, brother, you have pulmonary edema and water poisoning!

How can you still be so lively?
Wu Bin looked around and found that he was in the emergency room.

He asked with some embarrassment: "Excuse me, could I ask where the toilet is?"

Liu Jing, the head nurse, said: "There is a urinal over there. You can't leave here yet."

"Yourong, go get the urinal."

Yin Yourong quickly ran over, took a urinal and handed it to Wu Bin.

Wu Bin took the urinal and looked confused.

"No, am I going to pee here?"

A group of people stared at Wu Bin's crotch and nodded.

Nima!

This is too much!

"I can't pee even if you stare at me!"

A group of old professors immediately got together and held a brief meeting, and the discussion was quite intense.

Wu Bin:......

You guys have to discuss it even after I pee, right?
Wu Bin couldn't control it anymore, his bladder was about to burst.

Wu Bin carried the urinal, went directly to the corner of the emergency room, and started peeing!
Along with the sound of water hitting the urinal, a group of young nurses gathered together and whispered, and several experienced young nurses even turned red in the face.

As a head nurse, Liu Jing is even more experienced.

Just by hearing this sound, you can calculate what the initial speed of the waterfall is.

Liu Jing couldn't help but sigh in her heart.

It’s good to be young and energetic!

For people who have been holding their urine for a long time, it feels so good to be able to release it suddenly.

However, Wu Bin soon felt something was wrong.

The urinal is almost full, but I don't seem to have any intention of stopping!

"Quick! If any of you still have a urinal, be the first to come over!"

All the men present were shocked!
What are you talking about?

Can’t even the 1200ml urinal satisfy you?

"Classmate Wu Bin, are you sure..."

"Stop fucking nonsense! I'm about to pee on my hands! Go get it quickly!"

Wu Bin wanted to cry but had no tears at this time.

OK OK.

[Will as Iron] skill, right?

You can enhance the effect of diuretics a thousand times for me. It’s really yours!

You are the one sent by the King of Hell to torture me, right?
(End of this chapter)